Things You Never Expected To Say

Re: Things You Never Expected To Say

• Dannysmama member

  October 2014

  Don't chew on the cabinet
  
  Keys don't go in your ears
  
  Are you eating the dog's food?
  
  No, no eat _____ fill in the blank, preceded and followed by DS emphatically saying EAT!!
  
  No, no, please don't roll ... please, just let me wipe your butt ... gahhhh! (And that is how DH ended up with poop on his pillow)

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• tamarar5 member

  October 2014

  Please don't lick the road salt off the car.
  
  Please don't lick the house.
  
  Don't lick your friends.
  
  For the love of God, DON'T FRENCH THE DOG!
  
  Can you tell we have a licking problem?

                  We're Going to be a Family of 5!
  

   
  

                                
  

  
  

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• ohlordy member

  October 2014

  Stop licking your shoe. That's a new popular one round here!

  
  
  

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• Meggiemuggins member

  October 2014

  "Nope, Mummy didn't poop.  Please stop looking down my pants" (said as I was sitting on the floor with him andhe  kept peeking down the back of my pants).
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

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• Amstreagle member

  October 2014

  You don't need to cry when you don't get your hair blow dried!
  Sure you can put a tiny bit of mousse kin your hair.
  This totally braggy but Roo (ds) has some luscious curls so when it's cold out we blow dry it before bed.....and put a little product in it on special days. ">

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• colinsfebmommy member

  October 2014

  It's poop, NOT CAKE

  Nooooo that's the dogs butt, don't touch!

  Please get your butt out of my face

  
  

  

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• kelly321 member

  October 2014

  "DD2, would you PLEASE get your head out of DD1's potty chair?!?! Thank you. No, your hands need to stay out, too!"
  
  Said on pretty much constant repeat last fall. Thankfully that stage passed and she now just likes to sit on it (with pants and diaper on) and yell "pee pee! pee pee!"
  
  Or how about the recent one:
  "Really? You didn't put anything in your nose today at preschool? Alright! Give me a five!"
  

  
  BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
  

  BFP2: 3/18/12, blighted ovum, natural m/c @ 7w4d
  BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence
  

  
  

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• Puck1182 member

  October 2014

  Please don't stuck your pacifier in the dog's butthole!
  
  It's very nice that you want to share, but please don't let Elvis (the dog) lick your food before you eat it!

  
  
  

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• ericalee27 member

  October 2014

  Stop brushing your penis with your toothbrush!  (((Mama promptly throws away toothbrush)))

        DS1: Quinn - 10.22.10 and DS2: Cole - 01.18.13

  
  

  
  

    

  
  

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• kleigh926 member

  October 2014

  Puck1182 said:

  Please don't stuck your pacifier in the dog's butthole! 

  
  

  It's very nice that you want to share, but please don't let Elvis (the dog) lick your food before you eat it!

  Hahahahaha

  
  

  By the looks of it, once DS is a toddler I'm going to have quite a few penis conversations with him. Lol 

  PCOS with long, irregular cycles
  First round of Clomid in May 2012= BFP #1, DD born January 2013 
  BFP #2 in January 2014, DS born September 2014
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

          

  
  

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• ericalee27 member

  October 2014

  kleigh926 said:

  Puck1182 said:

  Please don't stuck your pacifier in the dog's butthole! 

  
  

  It's very nice that you want to share, but please don't let Elvis (the dog) lick your food before you eat it!

  Hahahahaha

  
  

  By the looks of it, once DS is a toddler I'm going to have quite a few penis conversations with him. Lol 

  So.many.penis.conversations in my house!!!!

        DS1: Quinn - 10.22.10 and DS2: Cole - 01.18.13

  
  

  
  

    

  
  

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• mrr5058 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Ours is quite similar to @Meggiemuggins‌ ! Please stop looking down my pants. No mama did not poop. Yes those are mama's boobies but please stop pulling down my shirt. Yes that is your ladybug now lay down so I can put on your diaper ( my niece calls her vagina a ladybug and somehow it stuck).

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• holly321 member

  October 2014

  Don't bite the dog, stop making out with the dog. Don't out your socks in the fridge. Stop poking your brother's penis.

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• ericalee27 member

  October 2014

  holly321 said:

  . Stop poking your brother's penis.

  Haha, we've definitely had that one in our house as well!

        DS1: Quinn - 10.22.10 and DS2: Cole - 01.18.13

  
  

  
  

    

  
  

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• mishka29 member

  November 2014

  Haha soooo many good ones!

  

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• Puck1182 member

  November 2014

  Well, after tonight I can add "Please stop singing "Mahna Mahna" while you nurse." Followed shortly by, "Please stop clucking like a chicken, also." Then I'm pretty sure she started talking about Miss Piggy. Bedtime is not going well :P

  
  
  

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• Amstreagle member

  November 2014

  "No Roo you can't just run into people's houses. They are only giving you candy then we go to the next house"
  "Roo, what are you.... Oh no stop! You don't hump the dogs! That's their thing"

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