I'm in such a horrible mood today, I'm trying hard to figure out a way to phrase my WTF that doesn't just consist of a stream of cursewords all run together. Today is a struggle.
I guess I'll start here: WTF self? You forgot to feed the dog this morning. And now he's at home, stuck in his crate, starving. Ugh. I suck today.
1/2015 November Siggy Challenge - Thanksgiving Fails
@saiven - Thanks. I feel just horrible about it, and it's sort of icing on the cake of the other many ways I've been a crappy mom this morning. H is away until Friday (at least) on business, so I'm trying to keep everything running myself, and I'm failing (obviously). I used to have the energy to keep everything going.... now I feel like I'm swimming through peanut butter.
1/2015 November Siggy Challenge - Thanksgiving Fails
WTF friend? I'm not interested in buying anything at your direct sales internet hosted party. PLEASE stop sending me multiple emails daily with the link to buy crap that I don't need. I'm NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING.
1/2015 November Siggy Challenge - Thanksgiving Fails
WTF friends. I email you a simple question of "did any of you take the birthing class at the hospital (the 2-day one) and if so, is it worth the money?" I had to explain that I'm aiming to do natural birth but I'm not super opposed to an epidural so a class on natural birth is not really what I'm looking for.
The answers I got (from 2 friends) are about how great natural birth was and no they didn't take that class they took one for the birthing center...but I can do this naturally...and I should watch this video on natural birth, blah blah blah, on and on.
The 3rd friend (who has had 3 kids - 1 c-section, 1 epidural, and 1 naturally) only responded with "beautifully written, Rachel"...about another friend's response.
I had to write back and explain that my question was about the birthing class at the hospital and I want a class that will explain ALL of my options and what to expect if I am not able to, or choose not to deliver naturally. It's great to know all of that stuff about a natural birth, but if I need a c-section, I'd be scared as hell b/c no one would have explained anything to me about that.
Wtf nausea? I was doing so well (and fully appreciating every minute of it). Now my face is all blotchy and discolored from so many puke session-induced broken blood vessels. I look like I lost a fight. On the up side, I now know for sure that my daughter is not terrified by the sights and sounds of mommy puking her guts out. She keeps trying to have conversations with me while it's happening.
@NatureLovers - Ugh. You deserve a break, lady. I'm sorry HG is still plaguing you.
Thanks. I feel like I'm slipping back into first tri mode, being unable to eat and losing weight again. At least I don't have a problem staying hydrated, as I'm in love with iced tea right now.
Wtf to my local moms group on facebook. Someone just posted a poop question. WITH PICTURES. I didn't click on it so I didn't see it. But seriously, don't post pics of your kids poop. No one needs to see that. These women have no boundaries. Ugh. Gross.
WTF, Costco bag of mixed Chocolate Halloween candy? It has Snickers, Milky Ways, Baby Ruths, and Butterfingers, so why does it have Kirkland brand peanut butter cups and not Reese's? Not the same!
@Naturelovers I hate you... Despite 2 bags of fluids every day plus the zofran, I STILL can't keep hydrated. Okay I don't really hate you, since your HG is really bad... Doc put me back on reflux meds since most anything but water makes my reflux act up. But so far still not working. (I'll admit doc was thrilled this week that I gained weight... but the test is if I have gained weight by next appt... He calls me a rollercoaster with my weight)
Man that sucks! Are you on Zofran only? You probably need a secondary medication like Reglan to take in conjunction with it. It makes a big difference for me.
I've tried putting you in your bed and tucking you in and I've tried putting you on the couch and tucking you in and sitting next to you and telling you it's ok to take a nap. Every single time, you get back up, walk into another room, and start crying and whining about how tired you are. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M COVERING YOU WITH BLANKETS AND MAKING THINGS DARK AND QUIET?!?!?! This isn't that hard...
WTF friend? I'm not interested in buying anything at your direct sales internet hosted party. PLEASE stop sending me multiple emails daily with the link to buy crap that I don't need. I'm NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING.
I have two friend on fb that do this. Every other day, they're inviting me to some party they're having somewhere to sell one of the 80 things they are currently selling. I used to just ignore them but now I de
WTF head? Stop pounding. I hate pre-e and high blood pressure. These headaches. I can't wait to be headache free.
And WTF hospital WIFI? My netflix keeps messing up ALL morning as I'm tryingggg to watch my shows. I keep getting that stupid bar and it pauses on me and tries to re-load.. like 15 times.
(Zoe Claire- born at 33.6 weeks- November 19, '14 - 5lbs 15oz)
I think I'm supposed to keep taking phenergan, at least its still on my med list... but I refuse. I can't afford to sleep my day away and that's the only good it does me.
Tell them you want something else @UnmistakeableRuni Reglan does not make me sleepy, although the Phenergan certainly does. Granted, right now my triple cocktail isn't helping me that much, but usually the Reglan will relieve any nausea that's lingering after the Zofran.
WTF cat? I woke up to him jumping off the bed and puking twice. I didn't turn the light on to see where it was, figuring I can take care of it in the morning. Then , he jumps back up and wants to snuggle up right in my face. Eww. No, I don't want your kitty barf face one inch away from mine!
Then, I get up and look for the vomit and can't find it! Uh, did one of the cats "take care of it" or is it hiding somewhere where I'll find it a month from now?
TTC #1 since March 2011
BFP #1: EDD 4/16/13~~blighted ovum w/ 2 gestational sacs~~Loss on 9/18/12 BFP #2: EDD 9/3/13~~Slow HB at 1st U/S~~MMC -Loss on 2/13/13
9/13, 10/13, 1/14: letrozole + trigger + TI = All BFNs
Yeah, I already have it on my notes... I will wait though till next appt because I only just started the reflux meds... It takes a while for those to kick into gear. The next step may also be going from once a day zofran to twice a day zofran. Both my HHC nurse and Doc are surprised I'm only doing it once a day, but it worked for a while to do only one... but it does wear off. What I should do is do it after my fluids so I'm on it for the longest during the day... but I take it at night because of when I do my bags.
I'm on 8mg of IV Zofran every 12 hours, followed by the Reglan, and then a Phenergan suppository as needed. I think you need to load up on your meds more. There's no need for you to be suffering as much as you are. There are days when I can get away with only one dose of Zofran too, but I still keep the option of two doses in case I need it.
I feel your pain about cat ownership. When my husband and I moved a few months back, we picked up our bed and found several piles of lovely vomit. According to our vet, he became allergic to his usual food and had to be switched to a grain-free, natural diet. We thought we cleaned all of the messes up, but didn't think to look under the bed, which we use as extra blanket/pillow storage. Thank goodness he is a considerate creature and did not puke all over the linens, just the carpet.
January '15 January Siggy Challenge: Newborn/Baby Fails
Do you guys really think that Kohl's is going to be giving away $640,000,000 worth of gift cards to their Facebook fans for simply liking and sharing something. Do you think that maybe, just maybe you are promoting a scam or imposter site ?
In addition, do you really think that Disney Co. is going to give away an all expense paid trip for simply sharing and liking their FB page ( that strangely enough was created yesterday and has Disneyworld - political party in their heading ) ?
Why do people think it's okay to put their grubby little mitts all over my kid when we are out in public? Wtf?! Please keep your damn hands to yourself!
I was in the coffee shop earlier and this very dirty man came up to the stroller and started talking to DS in a Daffy Duck voice - it was actually pretty funny- but then he started touching DS face and hands. Ahhhhhh! NO!
This is not the only time a stranger has done this, it actually happens pretty frequently. But I'm always too afraid to tell people no, so I just have a silent panic attack in my head, then later scrub DS with wipes and/or soap and water.
I'm not a crazy germ-a-phob either, except for when it comes to my kid- sick babies are no fun!
@honeybeee3, my guy friend waves his finger and says, "No touchy!" when people touch his daughter. I am like you and don't know what to say, but I'm unable to control my facial expressions, so I'm sure my disapproval is somewhat apparent.
Re: Wednesday WTFs
On the up side, I now know for sure that my daughter is not terrified by the sights and sounds of mommy puking her guts out. She keeps trying to have conversations with me while it's happening.

<p align="center"WTF, Costco bag of mixed Chocolate Halloween candy? It has Snickers, Milky Ways, Baby Ruths, and Butterfingers, so why does it have Kirkland brand peanut butter cups and not Reese's? Not the same!
DSS: 15 DS: 7
DD born 1/3/15
Then, I get up and look for the vomit and can't find it! Uh, did one of the cats "take care of it" or is it hiding somewhere where I'll find it a month from now?
BFP #2: EDD 9/3/13~~Slow HB at 1st U/S~~MMC -Loss on 2/13/13
I was in the coffee shop earlier and this very dirty man came up to the stroller and started talking to DS in a Daffy Duck voice - it was actually pretty funny- but then he started touching DS face and hands. Ahhhhhh! NO!
This is not the only time a stranger has done this, it actually happens pretty frequently. But I'm always too afraid to tell people no, so I just have a silent panic attack in my head, then later scrub DS with wipes and/or soap and water.
I'm not a crazy germ-a-phob either, except for when it comes to my kid- sick babies are no fun!