MOTN Thread

MrsSinner402 · October 2014

Oh, cool yeah. I only wanted 45 minutes of sleep. :-<

MrsSinner402 · October 2014

Also, I just picked up the bottle and the lid wasn't all the way on. Resulting in my dropping the full bottle right on DDs forehead. She looked shocked and cried for a second. I feel awful.

pinkshades05 · October 2014

@MrsSinner402‌: Aww! Poor thing! Did it spill all over her?

We just had a poop explosion. At home this would be no big deal. At the hospital? Well, now I have no pants...Thank goodness for wonderful nurses who help clean up other kids poop!

MrsSinner402 · October 2014

@pinkshades05‌ no spillage, the bottom clunked her right above the eyebrows.

TheFutureMrs.O · October 2014

Baby is latching lazily and milk is pouring out the sides of her mouth and my other boob won't stop leaking. I'm taking a milk shower at the moment.

golfingdarwinfish · October 2014

My Fios cable box just stopped working.

Help.

rosalie12 · October 2014

I'm up too! She's being fussy and won't latch so I'm using the shield.

KariAnnM 23 · October 2014

@MrsCunningham22‌ omg!! William does that fake sleep thing all the time! I swear he opens his eyes to make sure I am still holding him.

sabby2 · October 2014

DD just at for 30 and 20.... my nipples are killing me. Also, I managed to pissed off DH because sorry if I don't find your attempt at making conversation about how tired you are amusing and I flipped out on him. I got as little sleep as he did and dealt with a fussy screaming baby and annoying dog all day by myself. Still managed to get 3 loads of laundry done too.

Leysin97 · October 2014

Thought I was getting lucky...at 2.5 hours LO was sleeping soundly but then she had a huge diaper blowout so had to change her which of course woke her up.. I was too quick to the draw and mid change she was not done...oh and she peed too. So had to get new blankets too. This could now potentially be another long night.

Leysin97 · October 2014

@FamousEa‌ glad you get to go home today. It's so much more comfortable at home.

Dani0329 · October 2014

Wow cluster feeds are no joke! They started at the hospital yesterday, but tonight I have barely hada break. The common denominator seems to be the bassinet, she hates it. I guess we will try the PNP tomorrow. DH was so sweet though, after hour 5 of cluster feeds, he went into the nursery with her and she slept on his chest for an hour. First sleep of the day!

MrsSinner402 · October 2014

crawford411 said:

MrsSinner402 said:
Also, I just picked up the bottle and the lid wasn't all the way on. Resulting in my dropping the full bottle right on DDs forehead. She looked shocked and cried for a second. I feel awful.
Don't tell anyone but I was doing dishes with Sunny in the Moby on Monday and accidentally bonked her in the head with the l iid to a frying pan. Mother of the year.

Leysin97 · October 2014

@MrsCunningham22‌ that is so my baby right now. I just really want her to sleep. Oh and as I was typing another poopy diaper.

bumpuser10309732 · October 2014

crawford411 said:

Also, I just picked up the bottle and the lid wasn't all the way on. Resulting in my dropping the full bottle right on DDs forehead. She looked shocked and cried for a second. I feel awful.
Don't tell anyone but I was doing dishes with Sunny in the Moby on Monday and accidentally bonked her in the head with the l iid to a frying pan. Mother of the year.

Yeah, I've smacked Finnley into the wall trying to get away from her diaper explosion on the changing table. I cried. I felt like the worst mom in the world.

windwithfingers · October 2014

I'm jealous of everyone getting 3 hours of sleep. DS never goes that long at night. I usually get 90 minutes.

bumpuser10309732 · October 2014

Some days I think I have the unhappiest baby in the world. She's currently on pace for only child status.

KariAnnM 23 · October 2014

Why am I sitting here watching Dating Naked instead of sleeping?

lrobi13 · October 2014

@MRSclarke08. We started on the newborn then switched to gentle ease and all was good. Then for some reason DH switched back to newborn and it was no Bueno. I promptly when back to the gentleease.

Every night when i wake up to do MOTN feeding I dream I am already nursing lo in bed. It trips me out every night. I wake up caressing pillows and tonight it was the cat. Why is this a thing? I never have lo in bed with me at night. It is a total mindfuck.

supplycloset · October 2014

@MrsBabe614‌
Our daughter is a Finnleigh too!!! Just spelled a little different

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supplycloset · October 2014

There is a creature dying in our backyard right now. I am nursing on the couch, listening to something wailing outside- my hormones are causing me to sweat profusely and cry for this creature. My wimp of a cat is trying to snuggle on bumpy with DD to hid from the wailing outside.

Raesofsunshine1 · October 2014

Feeding DD2 now after DH just left to go back to work for the first time since having the baby. DD1 is crying in her room and Im exhausted after LO being up so much last night. I feel like crying. Im scared of today. Someone's bringing supper for us tonight and other than maybe washing laundry, Im not doing a thing. I think the baby blues are just starting to hit me.

Raesofsunshine1 · October 2014

FamousEa said:
First diaper change after the circ and we are both crying...

Awww... >:D<

caranichole · October 2014

LO just tricked me. She was sound asleep and it seemed like she was going to give me an extra hour so I thought, maybe I will pump and DH can feed her while I'm in the shower... so I rush to the kitchen and get all the parts, plug them in back in the bedroom, and as soon as I get comfortable she does her waking up stirring and I'm all "dang!"

So I go get her to feed her and she eats for 5 minutes and knocks out.

So here I am bumping because I don't feel like making more efforts.

KariAnnM 23 said:

Why am I sitting here watching Dating Naked instead of sleeping?

@kariannm 23 how is it? A girl I knew in college was on it. The concept seems like it wouldn't last long. I heard from someone that it was boring to watch.

savicke2009 · October 2014

Oh my nips.. ouch ouch ouch..

victoria+james · October 2014

Mason has spent the last 40 minutes refusing to eat unless I'm standing up... ugh.

NavyFlyer · October 2014

DS just projectile pooped in a 5 ft radius from his changing table.

TheOtherJacobsons · October 2014

My kid must be used to being awake in her bed now. When I check in on her on the nanny cam, she is awake, but not crying. Did I dodge that bullet or is she just being cool in hopes to lull me into a false sense of security?

windwithfingers · October 2014

I am torn between feeling sorry for DS, who has been straining with farts and poops all night, and being driven nuts by the constant grunting and flailing.

TheOtherJacobsons · October 2014

windwithfingers said:
I am torn between feeling sorry for DS, who has been straining with farts and poops all night, and being driven nuts by the constant grunting and flailing.

This is my kid too. At 1 month I gave up and moved her cosleeper to her room so I could get some sleep.

pnwlover12 · October 2014

This thread is like 90% depressing..

TheOtherJacobsons · October 2014

pnwlover12 said:
This thread is like 90% depressing..

The 10% good stuff outweighs the bad. Baby snuggles are weighted heavier. It's baby math.

krazyinsane · October 2014

I know it's hard to see but it gets better B-) newborns pretty much suck (other than the free cuddles!) They will soon show you their toothless grins over nothing at all to help remind you that they do indeed love you for all you do for them. Just hang in there Mommas... It won't be long now!!!

jenndub · October 2014

I opened this thread at 2am when I was feeding DD3 and then dropped my phone on her head. Oops. I took that as a sign to get off my phone and talk to her while she nursed. But only that one time. I'm currently nursing and back on the phone.

MrsSinner402 · October 2014

MrsCunningham22 said:

jenndub said:
I opened this thread at 2am when I was feeding DD3 and then dropped my phone on her head. Oops. I took that as a sign to get off my phone and talk to her while she nursed. But only that one time. I'm currently nursing and back on the phone.
It seems it was drop an item on your baby kind of night. It's an occupational hazard.

Bottles, phones, frying pan lids. Anyone else got anything?

jenndub · October 2014

theresat858 said:

MrsSinner402 said:

MrsCunningham22 said:

jenndub said:
I opened this thread at 2am when I was feeding DD3 and then dropped my phone on her head. Oops. I took that as a sign to get off my phone and talk to her while she nursed. But only that one time. I'm currently nursing and back on the phone.
It seems it was drop an item on your baby kind of night. It's an occupational hazard.
Bottles, phones, frying pan lids. Anyone else got anything?
Food. I drop food on LO all of the time.

Oh yeah. So much food on her head.

TheOtherJacobsons · October 2014

I once dropped the wipe dispenser on her. The damn thing was almost empty and it got stuck.

savicke2009 · October 2014

MrsCunningham22 said:

jenndub said:
I opened this thread at 2am when I was feeding DD3 and then dropped my phone on her head. Oops. I took that as a sign to get off my phone and talk to her while she nursed. But only that one time. I'm currently nursing and back on the phone.
It seems it was drop an item on your baby kind of night. It's an occupational hazard.

I dropped my phone on Aubrey last night too..

sorry chick! Poor babies!

Nichole7041 · October 2014

DH dropped the dishwasher door on our sons head while he was crawling under it.... Great job honey

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