Confessions

bumpuser511563 · October 2014

I sometimes lie to DS that the Ipad is broken so he can play with his toys more.

DS had 5 worksheets for homework and he is in kinder. One of them was to cut out things from a magazine that start with "B." DS and I did something like that weeks ago before school started and I pulled it out and turned that in. I was desperate because it took DS an hour to do 5 worksheets.

Edited because I forgot a piece of information.

funchicken · October 2014

DD3 just found an uncapped magic marker on the floor and stuck it in her mouth before I could wrestle it away from her. At least it's non-toxic, right?

MirandaHobbes · October 2014

DS has lost six teeth. For each one we've put the same $3 under his pillow, then stuck it in his piggy bank "for safe keeping" and then when he loses the next one, we fish the same $3 out of the bank and do it all again. He thinks he's rich.

Junebug060609 · October 2014

My son has blue hands. Mommy wasn't paying close enough attention as he 'ate' Jello.

greyt00 · October 2014

We're gross. DS1 only gets bathed once per week. And I lie to DS2 that DS1 is going to take a bath after him (DS2 gets a bath 3 times per week).

I hide toys all the time. And we have almost no toys that flash lights or make sound. DS2 never seemed to care much for them anyway, but for some reason I was always sad that he could never play with the musical star stacker. It rotates songs and DS1 went into a rage because it wouldn't pay twinkle twinkle little star on demand. Bye bye toy. I sold it in a garage sale last weekend after it sat in a closet for over a year.

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