Things you never thought you'd say

Re: Things you never thought you'd say

• trackgirlparis member

  October 2014

  "Don't lick the furniture"
  
  "No eating paper"
  
  "We don't play in the toilet water!"

  
  

  
  

  
  

      

                 

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• Shortie24 member

  October 2014

  "We don't lick shoes"
  
  "We don't lick people's feet"
  
  Sense a trend? Lol

  

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• jennlin member

  October 2014

  keep your hands on your own boob!
  

  
  
  

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• LetsGoToDisney member

  October 2014

  Don't eat the dog food

  
  

  Don't eat the cat food

  
  

  Don't put your finger in the dog's butt

  
  

  Don't put your finger in the cat's butt

  November: Doing my own thing

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• blueeyedrose86 member

  October 2014

  Stop trying to french me!
  
  No frenching the dog!
  
  Don't lick the outlets!
  
  Hands out of your bajingo!

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• shelley1002 member

  October 2014

  Stop licking the trashcan
  
  Get your brother's underwear off your head.
  
  We don't eat leaves.
  
  Did you just eat a bug?
  
  

  

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• mancila60 member

  October 2014

  Don't lick the shoes
  
  Don't eat the sea otter (bath toy)
  
  Pens aren't edible

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• carawasa member

  October 2014

  why are you eating bath bubbles?
  
  why are you still eating bath bubbles?
  
  please get your head out of my butt

              

                                        

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• mancila60 member

  October 2014

  @Lia1303‌ DS tried to "go back up" the other day. I had to tell him that he didn't come out that way and I'm not getting cut open for him to go back.

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• 5speckledfrogs member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Don't touch the dogs balls (testicles, not toys)
  
  Plus many of the above statements

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• edaire member

  October 2014

  Haha these are cracking me up. I think I've said all of them. The toilet is certainly a problem here too.
  

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• WhenInRome11 member

  October 2014

  Did you put your monkey in the potty?
  
  Please don't play with your potty.

  
  

  
  

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• tashad18 member

  October 2014

  Don't pull mommy's nipples (shower time curiosity)
  
  Don't eat that (cereal that was in my swept pile about to go in dustpan.)
  
  Is that chocolate? Where did you find chocolate? Or is that poop?

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• bionicb member

  October 2014

  "We dont eat shoes."
  "Hunny, uh-uh we dont touch strangers!"
  "Please dont rub your eyes with meat!"
  "What ARE you doing?!"
  "Please stop punching mommy in the jaw."
  "No no no! Dont touch the birdie toys, the birdie is a bitch and bites."
  "Hey! No showing mommies boobs off please!" (She likes looking at the lace on my bra... in public.)
  "Please dont raspberry the shopping cart..."

  

                                                 

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• WhenInRome11 member

  October 2014

  Snowboarderbritt said:

  I mean this is the least judgmental way possible, but how do your kids get to the toilet? Can they already open doors??

  We have a baby potty seat in our bathroom. The grown up toilet has the lid down but she loves to play with her baby potty. She obviously doesn't use it for its actual use yet but she is intensely curious about it. I take her into the bathroom with me while I'm getting ready in the morning.

  
  

  
  

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• shelley1002 member

  October 2014

   

  Snowboarderbritt said:

  I mean this is the least judgmental way possible, but how do your kids get to the toilet? Can they already open doors??

  
  We don't always remember to shut the door.  Usually in the morning DS2 ignores the bathroom.  Its when he sees or hears someone in there he wants to play in there.  That's when we need to start keeping the door closed.  The door sticks so it makes ithard for DS1 to open so we try to leave it open as much as possible.  Plus DS2 can lift the lid to the toilet.

  

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• Ycu2013 member

  October 2014

  
  Lately...
  
  "My nipolios aren't push buttons"
  
  "Do you want me to bite your nipples?!"
  
  "You're going to pull that off if you keep yanking on it like that"
  
  

  

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• SHAWNACPA member

  October 2014

  We don't eat things off of the floor! 

  
  

  Mama doesn't want to taste your chewed up food, maybe daddy does. 

  
  

  Don't tough mama's shoes, they have peepee on them (I work downtown - there are a lot of homeless people that pee EVERYWHERE... My shoes generally don't come in the house since A was born:))

  
  

  That's not Abri's

  
  

  Did you poop?

  
  

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• ksimo6 member

  October 2014

  We do not sit on moms head.
  
  Please don't make the other babies cry... Again.
  
  You need to be less aggressive with your hugging. Hugging dies not mean tackling.

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