January 2015 Moms

Pregnancy dream FTW

In my dream:
I woke up in my bedroom at my parents' house and was much younger (!) and not seven months pregnant (!). I woke up next to Bradley Cooper (!!!!!1!11!!!eleventy1!!) who calmed me down by explain that "last night" was amazing and totally fine since we were now officially dating (1!!1!!).
And the bed was littered with fries dusted with that seasoned salt stuff that's super delicious. And they were still hot.
Can I go back to bed yet??

Re: Pregnancy dream FTW

  • Ha ha. I had a dream Friday night that I propositioned 3 of my coworkers for casual sex, and they all said yes, so I made them do a line-up (pantsless, of course) and did an evaluation to decide who to choose.

    I told DH that I need more sex because I'm starting to get desperate in my dreams.

    Bradley Cooper and fries sounds good, but maybe not fries in bed. I would worry about salt and oil on the sheets. :)
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