TMI: Swamp Crotch

rdaniels352 · October 2014

So, I've been seeing a lot of you talking about the smelly vag. When it first happened to me, I literally threw up. I wish I wasn't so scared to bring it up to yall. But I hope this makes up for that.

I talked to my doctor about it and he said it's because of the hormone imbalance. He told me to buy RePhresh from the local pharmacy ($18) and use 3 out of the 4 tubes, the use the 4th next month, then 1 tube every month moving forward.

It worked tremendously!!! I recommend yall give this is try and I hope it works for you too!

rdaniels352 · October 2014

@RHoPA1109‌ Lol, shits real out here in these pregnancy streets!

jk3610 · October 2014

glad it worked....

rdaniels352 · October 2014

CaterinaC said:
Wait. I thought swamp crotch was when your vag is making lots of discharge. To the point that your panties get soaked. There is no smell with it.

For me it was both. I don't know if it was my pregnancy nose or not, but I'm used to not smelling anything. It had to be dealt with!

donnamartingraduates93 · October 2014

The TMI Tuesday thread could also have been a good place to discuss your swamp snatch issue

chelccarter · October 2014

Oh my goodness, give the girl a break! This is supposed to be a "safe" place where we can talk about anything.. even TMI! If you're offended or grossed out then you probably shouldn't have clicked on a post with the word crotch in the subject

rdaniels352 · October 2014

donnamartingraduates93 said:
The TMI Tuesday thread could also have been a good place to discuss your swamp snatch issue

@DonnaMartinGraduates‌93

It's not an issue anymore. The TMI thread is what made me post. A bunch of ppl were talking about it so, I preferred not to get my helpful tidbit lost amongst post about outrageous butt hair.

It's really ok not to click.

jk3610 · October 2014

chelccarter said:

Oh my goodness, give the girl a break! This is supposed to be a "safe" place where we can talk about anything.. even TMI! If you're offended or grossed out then you probably shouldn't have clicked on a post with the word crotch in the subject

The internet is not safe. It is a scary, scary place...

jk3610 · October 2014

RHoPA1109 said:
You could've just tagged the other crotch rot girls in that tmi Tuesday thread and they would've seen it. I sincerely came here expecting to just read about crotch sweat, that, I could've handled. Just label it TMI next time, I didn't think it was going to be about vomit-inducing snatch slime.

She is basically just admitting that her swampiness issue warranted a separate post.

rdaniels352 · October 2014

@RHoPA1109‌ That's all you had to say love. Just added tmi for you

chelccarter · October 2014

Wow, what a mature woman you are. It doesn't matter how many posts I've made, I can make whatever comments I want to. If you're so opposed to what she posted then quit posting on it yourself and let it go. I also never made any indication that I think I'm of authority. Just taking up for someone who is apparently dealing with a major asshole. Get your hormones in check.

saltymcsnarkerson · October 2014

@RHoPA1109‌ I might love you. =D>

rdaniels352 · October 2014

And thanks @chelccarter‌ I appreciate the support. I was just trying to help, not offend anyone. Guess I should've stuck to my original thought and not have posted anything at all

jk3610 · October 2014

chelccarter said:

Wow, what a mature woman you are. It doesn't matter how many posts I've made, I can make whatever comments I want to. If you're so opposed to what she posted then quit posting on it yourself and let it go. I also never made any indication that I think I'm of authority. Just taking up for someone who is apparently dealing with a major asshole. Get your hormones in check.

qfp. whatever acronym people want to go with :-)

jk3610 · October 2014

rdaniels352 said:

And thanks @chelccarter‌ I appreciate the support. I was just trying to help, not offend anyone. Guess I should've stuck to my original thought and not have posted anything at all

you can post thoughts. but there was already a tmi thread. it would have made more sense to post it there. there's already so many threads on here, it helps streamline the navigation a bit, that's all.

chelccarter · October 2014

You're welcome. I don't think there's anything wrong with what you posted. Don't let a little negativity discourage you from asking questions or posting advice for others :-)

saltymcsnarkerson · October 2014

RHoPA1109 said:
My bingo card is filling up. Safe place, hormones, and a TOU violation.

chelccarter said:

Wow, what a mature woman you are. It doesn't matter how many posts I've made, I can make whatever comments I want to. If you're so opposed to what she posted then quit posting on it yourself and let it go. I also never made any indication that I think I'm of authority. Just taking up for someone who is apparently dealing with a major asshole. Get your hormones in check.

And a partridge in a pear treeee!

rdaniels352 · October 2014

Ok ladies, let's calm down. Can't we all just get along? (Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya!)

@SharkFarts‌ I'm sorry, I really didn't mean for this mess to happen. I was trying to help. (Slowly backing out of thread)

jk3610 · October 2014

baby_blessings said:
You do realize this means WE can also make whatever comments we want to, right? Your previous post told us to leave the "poor girl" alone. If you don't like our comments, you can just not respond.

No, the rules only apply to her :P

chelccarter · October 2014

I actually do read these posts "regularly." I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had to post frequently to be a part of the clique. Being banned won't hurt my feelings, I have no interest in a group where people treat others so hatefully. Thanks for the warm welcome.

donnamartingraduates93 · October 2014

chelccarter said:

Wow, what a mature woman you are. It doesn't matter how many posts I've made, I can make whatever comments I want to. If you're so opposed to what she posted then quit posting on it yourself and let it go. I also never made any indication that I think I'm of authority. Just taking up for someone who is apparently dealing with a major asshole. Get your hormones in check.

When I read this I automatically pictured Cartman, and it made it even more amazing.

saltymcsnarkerson · October 2014

I read medical journals regularly. Does that make me a contributor to the medical community? Prob not.

chelccarter · October 2014

How else is someone supposed to react when the first thing said is "who the fuck are you?" Kind of warrants a defensive answer. All I was trying to do was take up for someone who was receiving a lot of negativity. I would want someone to do the same for me. I will not be posting here any longer, no worries. Not interested in being a part of a group who finds ganging up on others so fun.

rdaniels352 · October 2014

@chelccarter‌ Yea, it can get a bit mean on The Bump, usually same ones so, you learn to take it with a grain of salt and expect them to come out. If you haven't already done so, you may want to check out the community on What to expect when expecting. I frequent over there and it's like night and day. Very helpful and supportive, I personally haven't witnessed any cattiness at all. The post are a little more in depth as well. More of women sharing information vs trying to be friends. Hope to see you over there sometimes

fourthtimesacharm · October 2014

I just got a birthday card from my sister, it was a unicorn farting rainbows. When you press the base, you get these lovely magical charm sounds and fart noises.

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doxiemom415 · October 2014

chelccarter said:
How else is someone supposed to react when the first thing said is "who the fuck are you?" Kind of warrants a defensive answer. All I was trying to do was take up for someone who was receiving a lot of negativity. I would want someone to do the same for me. I will not be posting here any longer, no worries. Not interested in being a part of a group who finds ganging up on others so fun.

But but but, we'll miss you! And I'm still curious who the fuck you are. So. There's that. You and your stinky friend can skip off into the rainbow shits of WTE. Girllllll bye!

JLaudio · October 2014

@chelccarter‌, Just throwing this out there, if you were someone who actually read the posts, instead of just being a drive by poster, you would realize that it was very nicely suggested to use the TMI thread. Not one person was mean, simply just pointing things out. I've posted a thread, got called out, accepted that what was said was actually more realistic thinking and moved on. If you cannot handle blunt reality vs hair petting and glitter shitting, go fly a kite.

Oh and here's a little something for ya.

Smash1215 · October 2014

Nights in white satin!!! Why always that song?

SMFB · October 2014

rdaniels352 said:
@chelccarter‌ Yea, it can get a bit mean on The Bump, usually same ones so, you learn to take it with a grain of salt and expect them to come out. If you haven't already done so, you may want to check out the community on What to expect when expecting. I frequent over there and it's like night and day. Very helpful and supportive, I personally haven't witnessed any cattiness at all. The post are a little more in depth as well. More of women sharing information vs trying to be friends. Hope to see you over there sometimes

Why don't you go post your vomit inducing smelly vag question over there and let us know how it goes.

mama250 · October 2014

wow! i actually find this post very helpful. Thanks for letting us know! some of us pregnant women should really stick together and support one another

doxiemom415 · October 2014

mama250 said:

wow! i actually find this post very helpful. Thanks for letting us know! some of us pregnant women should really stick together and support one another

Most of us pregnant women DO stick together and DO support each other. Minus those that fly through on their rainbow jets and want everyone to hold hands and sing songs together. Thanks for the the WK advice though!

donnamartingraduates93 · October 2014

mama250 said:

wow! i actually find this post very helpful. Thanks for letting us know! some of us pregnant women should really stick together and support one another

Hello there, complete stranger who has never posted here before

jk3610 · October 2014

this... is... not... a... support... group...

how tired i am of making this distinction:

knlouis · October 2014

SSSOOOOO ummm who wants cake!

donnamartingraduates93 · October 2014

knlouis said:

SSSOOOOO ummm who wants cake!

I appreciate where you're trying to take this, and - believe me- I love cake, but I feel like I can't get into a cake//food theme under the thread about a swampy snatch.

knlouis · October 2014

donnamartingraduates93 said:

knlouis said:

SSSOOOOO ummm who wants cake!

I appreciate where you're trying to take this, and - believe me- I love cake, but I feel like I can't get into a cake//food theme under the thread about a swampy snatch.

lol I tried! lol

knlouis · October 2014

@Swoon13 "...I hear they poop rainbows and glitter..." HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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donnamartingraduates93 · October 2014

RHoPA1109 said:

donnamartingraduates93 said:

knlouis said:

SSSOOOOO ummm who wants cake!

I appreciate where you're trying to take this, and - believe me- I love cake, but I feel like I can't get into a cake//food theme under the thread about a swampy snatch.

@donnamartingraduates93‌, you are always on my page. I'd rather have no cake than swamp crotch cake, please.

Chelseelauren · October 2014

souptin said:

I find asking my doctor about shit like this to be the most helpful, but you know..that's just me I guess....

mama250 said:

wow! i actually find this post very helpful. Thanks for letting us know! some of us pregnant women should really stick together and support one another

if you want REALLY great support you won't find ANY better support then you will here: (clicky)

But please perfect internet stranger, continue on telling us how we are all horrible internet friends
8->

That's just mean. I clicked just to see what it was, and then I got all teary-eyed because they won't fit me for like...at least a year. WHY TEASE ME WITH SUCH GREAT SUPPORT AND THEN TAKE IT AAWWAAYYYY

whiterabbit5 · October 2014

I think that it is just this thread but cake makes me think of yeast which brings it all back to dirty vajayjays.

*shudder*

LMurphy207 · October 2014

mama250 said:
wow! i actually find this post very helpful. Thanks for letting us know! some of us pregnant women should really stick together and support one another

I've actually found the women on this board extremely supportive. I mouthed off my first post then pulled my head out of my butt and fixed my self. Since then they have been more supportive then a group of Internet strangers should be.

Try reading a loss post or a post by someone who is bleeding and terrified before you stomp in and declare it a mean girls club and that you're bent because no one was nice to you.

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