Reasons my toddler is crying

bennikki · October 2014

because I gave him a whole banana instead of breaking it into a little piece and a big piece

because we made his pumpkin sleep outside..."but I need it Mommy"

because I wouldn't mop after he swept the floor..."clean Mommy, CLEAN!"

because I told him sharks don't say "roar"

littleheaven · October 2014

because i wouldn't let her sleep with her shoes on

because i played minnie mouse on the ipad not on my laptop

Jessie333 · October 2014

Because the lady took the bag of goldfish at the store to do a price check.

Because we gave her pumpkin pie at dinner last night

spainy17 · October 2014

Because we are not allowed to barrel roll with a bare poopy butt.

Because we did/didn't do something having to do with clothes. On, off, hung up, put away, every portion of clothing is a battle of the wills lately. Don't even get me started on jackets.

Because we had to pay for her new pajamas at Target.

Because I cut her off at her fourth different water bottle of the day.

luvindanimals · October 2014

Because he couldn't feed his whole box of chick fil a chicken to the dog.

Because mommy would only let him bring one ball to school with him.

Because the chair won't stop following him while he was walking the dog in the house (the leash was tangled up in it)

Because he can't get the head of the dinosaur costume off of him that we got him for Halloween (I make him say roar before I will take it off haha)

gagirl2004 · October 2014

Lets see because I made her try on her old Halloween costume, then because we took said costume off and she wanted it back on. Because she cant run around naked. Becausei made her brush her teeth. Becausethe cookies aactually have to be baked. Because I wont let her stir the hot dinner on the stove, she wanted to cook it.

DCKate · October 2014

Oh god. Where do I even begin? I feel like the terrible twos started yesterday.

Because I wouldn't let her sit in the front seat of the car.

Because I didn't get food on her tray fast enough at dinner.

Because DH innocently sat on the couch and that was rage-inducing.

Because we had to pay for our books at Barnes and Noble.

Because I wouldn't let her throw herself off the down escalator at said Barnes and Noble.

Because I took her shoes off like she asked.

jobiann · October 2014

Because I took off his socks and put them in the hamper. He cried. So I gave them back, and he cried because he couldn't put them back on....so I put them on and he cried because I wouldn't put his shoes back on....

Because I won't lift him up to turn his light on and off. (I'm NOT starting that!!!)

==N== · October 2014

Because she wants a cracker...because I gave her a cracker...because she can't reach the cracker she threw...because I gave the cracker back.

brachysira · October 2014

Because we are in public. Everytime we are in public.

ambmama · October 2014

Well we just got back from a long trip, sooooo:

Because we are in the hotel room.

Because we are on the plane.

Because the mean tsa agent has to test his sippies (and didn't make me pour them out!!)

Because I'm tired.

Because I want Mickey or Elmo or anything that hotel tv doesn't show.

Because I can't bite my balloon.

Because I want to go in the car. Then because I'm in the car.

Because I want to feed myself. Then because the food falls off my fork (cottage cheese).