PSA: Crowning Jewelry

BookitBoo · October 2014

So, all pregnant women google random things like 'baby crowning,' 'mucus plug,' and 'placenta'...Right?

Good. Glad we had this talk.

Apparently there is such a thing as 'baby crowning jewelry.' As soon a I saw it, I knew I needed to share.

(Sorry about the quality of the earring photo, it was the best I could find).

Beauxbaton · October 2014

That's exactly what I want. Vaginas hanging from all Body parts. Find me a matching earring, necklace, bracelet, anklet, and toe ring set

cassied7 · October 2014

This may be the funniest thing I've seen, next to placenta prints...

readyforround2 · October 2014

I have a vibrator that's the same shape as the earring lol. There cannot be a steady market for these things.

Beauxbaton · October 2014

Do you think they can do personalized crowning jewelry? Like if I send them a picture of my baby crowning what do you think the chances of them being able to duplicate it are?

longcat07 · October 2014

crowning jewelry eh? it certainly is a crowning achievement. (har-har)

MusicFanatic · October 2014

All the cool moms wear vaginas around their necks.

::sits on the uncool couch:: And I hope 100% of you join me.

BookitBoo · October 2014

I wonder if I could find a vagina shaped ring for my VHP.

I want my personalized crowning jewelry to have a 3D aspect with hair that matches my baby. Provided this baby is born with hair

Beauxbaton · October 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

CuppyCakes721 said:
Do you think they can do personalized crowning jewelry? Like if I send them a picture of my baby crowning what do you think the chances of them being able to duplicate it are?
Can you just imagine this conversation about your necklace?

"Beautiful necklace!"
"Thanks! It's an exact replica of me pushing my baby out of my vagina! See all that hair?!"

My son WAS born with a lot of hair.

Maebb · October 2014

Very weird.

I didn't use the mirror because I didn't really want to see it, but DH said it was kind of creepy but cool. It's probably not something I would want replicated in jewelry. DS had lots of hair too. I can just imagine contacting one of these jewelry artisans and saying, "I like it, but could you add some hair?"

BookitBoo · October 2014

Maebb said:
Very weird.

I didn't use the mirror because I didn't really want to see it, but DH said it was kind of creepy but cool. It's probably not something I would want replicated in jewelry. DS had lots of hair too. I can just imagine contacting one of these jewelry artisans and saying, "I like it, but could you add some hair?"

"I like it, but could you are some hair?"

Best. Line. Ever.

honeybeee3 · October 2014

Those are amazing. I have a bunch of Sculpy and I'm kinda tempted to make one. Hehe

Oh and this reminds me of these necklaces that I discovered the other day- they are made with breast milk! Strange but perhaps a little more discreet than a crowning vagina necklace...

Beauxbaton · October 2014

@honeybeee3‌ I've seen the breast milk jewelry before. Waaaay more discreet that crowning jewelry. Crowning jewelry is about as discreet ad wearing a necklace that is shaped like a penis

MusicFanatic · October 2014

Oh..... You guys don't have penis necklaces?
Those can be pretty pricy, depending on length. I think a crowning piece must be cheaper.

luciddreamer106 · October 2014

Thank you for this PSA! It's exactly what I had in mind for my push present, I just didn't know what to search for.

Haha. The internet sure is amazing for finding such strange stuff.

Beauxbaton · October 2014

@luciddreamer106‌ did you try searching "weirdest jewelry ever?"

honeybeee3 · October 2014

CuppyCakes721 said:
@honeybeee3‌ I've seen the breast milk jewelry before. Waaaay more discreet that crowning jewelry. Crowning jewelry is about as discreet ad wearing a necklace that is shaped like a penis

Agreed. I actually think the breast milk necklaces are kinda pretty.

luciddreamer106 · October 2014

CuppyCakes721 said:
@luciddreamer106‌ did you try searching "weirdest jewelry ever?"

@CuppyCakes721‌ Dammit. That would have worked.

BTW, I did just use that search phrase and came across this...

WTF? Contact lens jewelry?

honeybeee3 · October 2014

Another disturbing Etsy discovery...

WARNING: GRAPHIC!

Remember you can never un-see this...

luckylady18 · October 2014

LOL to this whole thread. I'm SO glad I had my office door closed when I was reading it

BookitBoo · October 2014

@TRexsMum‌

You should get one of each, yours and hers!. Maybe earrings!

Julie1211 · October 2014

I can't believe that this is a real thing! Who thinks of this stuff and then actually goes and makes it?

honeybeee3 · October 2014

Julie1211 said:
I can't believe that this is a real thing! Who thinks of this stuff and then actually goes and makes it?

Making them is one thing, but my question is who would actually BUY them?!? I can't believe anybody would actually pay money for this stuff!!

robsbabygirl08 · October 2014

I just can't stop laughing.

BookitBoo · October 2014

TRexsMum said:
You know who makes this stuff? People like the woman who brought vagina cupcakes to her daughters class for snack time. Who was so outraged when the teacher politely refused to serve them that she pulled her kid out of the school. That is who makes this shit.

Is this real life? What was the mom thinking? Like...body part cupcakes are never appropriate for snack time. I don't want gall bladder donuts, or placenta cheesecake. I certainly don't want vagina cupcakes

Beauxbaton · October 2014

BookitBoo said:

TRexsMum said:
You know who makes this stuff? People like the woman who brought vagina cupcakes to her daughters class for snack time. Who was so outraged when the teacher politely refused to serve them that she pulled her kid out of the school. That is who makes this shit.
Is this real life? What was the mom thinking? Like...body part cupcakes are never appropriate for snack time. I don't want gall bladder donuts, or placenta cheesecake. I certainly don't want vagina cupcakes

@BookitBoo‌ what kind of woman are you?! Vaginas are beautiful and natural.we should all eat vagina shaped food all the time. Sheesh. ((jokes))

Beauxbaton · October 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

BookitBoo said:

TRexsMum said:
You know who makes this stuff? People like the woman who brought vagina cupcakes to her daughters class for snack time. Who was so outraged when the teacher politely refused to serve them that she pulled her kid out of the school. That is who makes this shit.
Is this real life? What was the mom thinking? Like...body part cupcakes are never appropriate for snack time. I don't want gall bladder donuts, or placenta cheesecake. I certainly don't want vagina cupcakes

This is unfortunately very much real life: https://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/a-parent-removed-her-daughter-from-a-school-after-a-teacher#1kkbxne

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I'm pretty sure 2!d graders don't need to know how to please a vagina.

LadyXaverian · October 2014

I keep coming back to this and laughing. I want to make a joke about how these pieces of jewelry discriminate against c-section moms, but then I don't want to imagine what c/s jewelry might look like, so.... :P

Beauxbaton · October 2014

LadyXaverian said:
I keep coming back to this and laughing. I want to make a joke about how these pieces of jewelry discriminate against c-section moms, but then I don't want to imagine what c/s jewelry might look like, so.... :P

My question is, would they include the little silver thing they use to hold the abdominal area open?

LadyXaverian · October 2014

CuppyCakes721 said:

I keep coming back to this and laughing. I want to make a joke about how these pieces of jewelry discriminate against c-section moms, but then I don't want to imagine what c/s jewelry might look like, so.... :P
My question is, would they include the little silver thing they use to hold the abdominal area open?

I don't know, but apparently there is a market for this kind of thing, so maybe we should get on figuring it out?!?! J15 entrepreneurs, y'all.

BookitBoo · October 2014

@ExcitedMama2‌

OMG. That is the best kind of horrible. I would have never been able to keep a straight face while she yelled about vagina at me. What the hell was that mother thinking?

@LadyXaverian‌ I think some of the jewelry would need to have staples. Mine would have a big ugly old sticker.

Aillise · October 2014

As some of you know I am having a Halloween themed baby shower in about 2 weeks. I bought some pumpkins and was looking up ideas to write "BABY" and make a jack o lantern.

During this search, I came across 2 images that are very appropriate for this thread. Also kind of gross.

Crowning jack o lantern

Laboring jack o lantern

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