Pregnant after 35
mattandlora
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Let's hear your bad jokes
mattandlora
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A pirate went to the doctor. The doctor asked him why he had a ship's helm coming out of the fly of his pants. The pirate replied, "Argh, it drives me nuts."
Seriously, this is a running joke at my house. Whenever someone says "it drives me nuts," my husband and I look at each other and go "Argh!"
**siggy warning**
Current Age 35, DH 33
Married 9/2011
BFP 8/2012, Miscarried 9/2012
BFP 9/2012, DS 6/2013
BFP 6/2014, Miscarried 7/2014
BFP 7/2014, DD 4/2015
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Re: Let's hear your bad jokes
Kudos to middle DD for telling me this one this.week.
Their butts are too big to fit in an ashtray!
ME: 38, DH: 42, stopped BCPS 1/2013, TTC #1 2/2013, AMH 0.4, started acupuncture: 7/2013,
BFP: 10/07/2013; MC 10/15/2013 @ 7 wks (natural), focused on health issues for 7 months.
TTC again: 6/2014, 2nd round Letrozole, BFP 7/7/2014!!! --- EDD 3/18/2015!!!
A baby bear walks up to his mom and says "what kind of bear am I?" She says "you're a polar bear." He says "are you sure I'm not a brown bear or a black bear?" "Nope, you're a polar bear" she says.
The baby bear walks up to his dad and says "what kind of bear am I?" He says "you're a polar bear." The baby says "are you sure I'm not a grizzly bear?" Nope, you're a polar bear" his dad says. "Why?" Dad asks.
"I'm cold...."
Factor V Leiden Homozygous, Advanced Maternal Age
TTC #1, 5 yrs, PCOS, Femera + Ovidrel.
IUI#3 BFP, DD 5/31/2012
TTC #2, 2 yrs, PCOS, Femera+Ovidrel
IUI#2 BFP!