...on how to put on socks. Is there a particular contortionist position that is preferred? Do you do these acrobatics in the privacy of your bedroom or in public setting like on the stairs where the cat can come and watch you with big round eyes as though she's never seen anything quite as peculiar as you at this moment?
I'm so sorry I don't have disturbing photo to post just to show you what I mean.
Oh. You're not specialists? Sorry. Well at least perhaps you can help me to feel better about the fact that I'm sure my cat is laughing at me. Every. Single. Morning.
Re: I am seeking your medical advice...
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@alissendis: I wonder if my insurance will cover a husband alteration. But why are you so cruel about my cat's laughter? It's too harsh to bear.
*hums*
Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get. Sometimes I think I should wash them but something inside me keeps saying "Not yet, not yet, not yet!"
I'm not hungry, I'm HUUUNNNNNGGGRRRRRYYYY! NOW!
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Oh god. You should hook him up with the "pics of my plug" girl
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And yes, your cat is laughing. :P
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I am not ashamed to admit that I have worn flip flops in the snow. In all fairness I didn't realize I had to go outside when I put them on.
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