November 2014 Moms

TMI Tuesday

This should only be getting grosser the closer we get to babies!

Let's hear your worst :)

Re: TMI Tuesday

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  • @annieroo your ticker shows a coconut, and now all I can think about when I see it is poop!
    That's quite the visual, isn't it!? Why does the coconut look like poop???
  • I just had a huge poop at work and I feel amazing. I don't remember the last time I felt that cleaned out.

    DH keeps saying he think I'll just explode one day because of how much poop is stored up in me. Not anymore!

    So jealous. I've been having small to no poops...thinking of an enema if this persists.
    BabyFruit Ticker
  • I haven't been able to poop in a while, well today was the day and it's was apparently too much for my butt to handle, because there was a little blood when I wiped....ugh pregnancy is gross.

  • mander82 said:

    One of my pregnancy apps gave detailed instructions on how to preform a perineal massage.  

    That was TMI for me........not sure how in the hell any person is supposed to do that, I am lucky I can get my hand down there for a quick pee wipe after peeing.    


    I saw a demo on a dummy vagina at the hospital yesterday and I was convinced I could make myself do it until she said "Pull until you feel a burning sensation".

    Uh, excuse me?
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    I wish I could've captured your facial expression :)) mine was horrible just reading this!

    It does burn! My OB suggested DH do it and we watched some videos. The noises of discomfort and pain I make actually sort of turn him on. It's just something I never imagined we would be doing!
  • I need to poop so freaking badly. It hurts to sit. Anyone have any super quick constipation relief suggestions.
    Kaitlyn - born November 7, 2014
  • @Kristil2014‌ coffee with milk
    BABY GIRL, 11-11-14 

  • I need to poop so freaking badly. It hurts to sit. Anyone have any super quick constipation relief suggestions.

    Food poisoning?

    No, just really backed up for some reason.
    @Kristil2014‌ coffee with milk

    That's basically what I did. Took 2 coffees though. Relief was found, thank god.
    Kaitlyn - born November 7, 2014
  • I have serious pooping problems too. My Dr recommended a glass of water mixed with a heaping tablespoon of Citrucil and milk of magnesium (1-2 tablespoons as needed). Mix thoroughly and chug. I've been doing that daily and recently added Colace 1x per day. Wow, I just want to poop so bad.
  • MissN06MissN06 member
    edited October 2014
    Why does it feel like I'm working on the biggest poop of my life and then its one tiny piece?

    eta: fix grammar
  • @Kristil2014‌ I actually meant food poisoning as a solution to your constipation, but I'm glad you didn't have it!
  • @Kristil2014‌ I actually meant food poisoning as a solution to your constipation, but I'm glad you didn't have it!

    Lol! That would definitely do the trick :)
    Kaitlyn - born November 7, 2014
  • Fresh pears are a natural laxative
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