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Can I bathe my kids together?

awisernawisern member
in May 2014 Moms
DD is almost six months and starting to sit up a little. DS is 3 and my life would be so much easier if I could bathe them together.

The problem is that DS has started playing with his penis a lot...He like can't get her pregnant right? I'm so worried about that but I want to be able to give them a bath together. I'm really worried and scared.
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Re: Can I bathe my kids together?

  • carissa32581carissa32581 member
    Oh, wow, in hadn't thought about that. I say no. Better safe than sorry.

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    buggywhips said:

    Ugh.  Just another thing to worry about.  I have 2 boys.  Will it make them gay?  What if they have different dads?  Why is being a mom so hard sometimes??

    It will only make them gay if they have two different dads. Maybe you should settle that once and for all. Or just bathe them together and see what happens. Free paternity test!

    Yeah, being a mom is hard, but it's what you signed up for. Suck it up!

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    busterbeagle said:
    Ugh.  Just another thing to worry about.  I have 2 boys.  Will it make them gay?  What if they have different dads?  Why is being a mom so hard sometimes??
    It will only make them gay if they have two different dads. Maybe you should settle that once and for all. Or just bathe them together and see what happens. Free paternity test! Yeah, being a mom is hard, but it's what you signed up for. Suck it up!
    Why are you such a judgmental bitch??  I KNOW who my baby daddys are!  I know they have different daddys.  No pat test needed!!!1!!!11!!
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  • kendy20kendy20 member
    Maybe it's because I'm half asleep right now feeding LO but last I knew, you had to have sex to get pregnant. I know a lot of people who bathe their kids together and everything is fine. I'm pretty sure my siblings and I bathed together when we were little and nothing weird like that happened. Idk, like I said maybe I'm too tired to understand how that's possible, but I think it's fine if you bathe them together.
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  • awisernawisern member
    busterbeagle said:

    Doing things to make life easier is for weak lazy moms. What's next, an iPad?!

    My almost six month old does have an ipad...it's for learning. That's how I got her to do tummy time and I will use it to get her to crawl too.

    Gawd why are you judging me...it's not like I bought it with my food stamps!!!!
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  • awisernawisern member
    That last comment was for @busterbeagle‌ .
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  • Assiram42Assiram42 member
    Ew. I would never bathe my children of the opposite gender together. Just sayin'.
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    What's an AE?
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  • awisernawisern member
    mrspopsicle said:

    Maybe you should get in and sit between them just in case. You're on BC right? Just be careful....

    Omg...never! I don't want to have my son's kids! My other baby daddy would never forgive me.
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    busterbeagle said:

    Assiram42 said:

    What's an AE?

    American eagle. See Canadian thanksgiving thread.
    I'm too fat to fit in their clothes. Womp Womp.
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  • CaptainVajazzleCaptainVajazzle member
    Don't let him sit behind her. She could get preggly with a butt baby.
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  • awisernawisern member
    CaptainVajazzle said:

    Don't let him sit behind her. She could get preggly with a butt baby.

    WHAT??? That can happen?
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  • spacepotatoesspacepotatoes member
    awisern said:
    Don't let him sit behind her. She could get preggly with a butt baby.
    WHAT??? That can happen?

    Oh dear. I take it you don't know about the mouth babies either?
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    spacepotatoes said:


    awisern said:

    CaptainVajazzle said:

    Don't let him sit behind her. She could get preggly with a butt baby.

    WHAT??? That can happen?




    Oh dear. I take it you don't know about the mouth babies either?

    You are blowing my small mind -- what are....ugh....wait....Is that how I got knocked up with ds?!
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  • flockofmoosen3flockofmoosen3 member
    Fucking mobile...

    1. I want to love tit this but can't.
    2. WTF is going on here
    3. And this is actually kind of a really gross concept to even joke about.
    4. "American Eagle" hahaha


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  • mirdamae03mirdamae03 member
    Get your kiddos some birth control and presto, problem solved.
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