WTF Wednesday

nolemomma14 · October 2014

I'm still gif challenged so if someone could add one to get this Wednesday started that would be great!

Let's hear it ladies!

hrgwu2006 · October 2014

WTF network? I need you to work. I can't work if you don't work. Freaking technology.

Mamanorris81 · October 2014

Wtf furnace?! You decide to break and its a $1000 fix! Wtf?! Also wtf TV, you are also broke. The wifi won't work and the part won't be here until next week. I need some Netflix in my life.

Ekg688 · October 2014

Wtf DD you went from waking up only once during the night back to every 2-3 hours. I can't function when I have to feed you 3-4 times a night! Also please stop with that little evil smile whenever you wake up ... it makes it hard to be mad at you! Lol

shortstack930 · October 2014

WTF house? Why can't you clean yourself?!

littlemissmarla · October 2014

WTF air conditioner... do you have mold and how long have we been breathing this shit in????

mrscutforth · October 2014

WTF DD, I'm sorry you are only 2.5mo and want to sit up and cry every time you lay on your back for too damn long.

WTF DH, today is my birthday and you have to work out of town and won't be home until Friday evening.

WTF DS, I'm tired of having to make you eat your food. You need to eat something more than Goldfish. We've been working on this for almost a month and you still want to fight about it. I don't want to have to bribe you to eat.

abundancenow · October 2014

Wtf dh has had an upper respiratory infection going on 5 weeks and has either been too sick or possibly contagious to help parent. Five flipping weeks of very little help or support. The antibiotic did not kick it and he's on a steroid now. I'm sorry he feels shifty, but I'm more annoyed he's missed one third of our newborns life. Get better already!

ADC1979 · October 2014

@mrscutforth Happy birthday! I hope when your DH comes home that he's able to give you a proper birthday celebration.

WTF Time. I don't understand how I woke up a half hour earlier this morning to be able to get everyone ready before daycare/work and I still ended up leaving at the same time as yesterday. I need MORE sleep, not less, so the fact that I gained nothing at all by waking up earlier is pissing me off.

alyss0nl · October 2014

Wtf dogs? Please. Stop. Barking. I know the construction workers next door are super annoying, but they've been there for over 3 months. Also, wtf construction workers, can you not be so loud in the morning? Why is it taking you so long to flip a house?

mrscutforth · October 2014

ADC1979 said:

@mrscutforth Happy birthday! I hope when your DH comes home that he's able to give you a proper birthday celebration.

WTF Time. I don't understand how I woke up a half hour earlier this morning to be able to get everyone ready before daycare/work and I still ended up leaving at the same time as yesterday. I need MORE sleep, not less, so the fact that I gained nothing at all by waking up earlier is pissing me off.

Thank you. I hope so too. I think we may catch a classic car show and take pics of the kids at the pumpkin patch on Saturday.

Nichole8787 · October 2014

Wtf babyy I sleep regression? Mommy Is tired.

Wtf dh if you say you will handle dinners then why am I sTill dining the dinners? Fuck the bullshit. MommA can't do it all. I'm eating cereal tonight and going to bed. You can eat a shoe for all I care

ADC1979 · October 2014

Nichole8787 said:

Wtf dh if you say you will handle dinners then why am I sTill dining the dinners? Fuck the bullshit. MommA can't do it all. I'm eating cereal tonight and going to bed. You can eat a shoe for all I care

This is why I love you guys. Because sometimes it's like we're all living the same life. My DH was supposed to either cook or clean up after dinner. Guess who's doing both.

Spoiler alert: It's me!

He's most fortunate that I told him we had to go to Sam's club to get easy to make freezer stuff. It means he gets to eat this week.

darkangel42 · October 2014

WTF person who designed the teenytiny freezer thingy under the fridge. I need frozen storage space dammit.

WTF DD, you laughed properly yesterday...for Daddy. Then again today...at a ceiling fan. I grew you, dammit, laugh for me!

cookiemomma14 · October 2014

WTF grad school. Enough said.

[Deleted User] · October 2014

cookiemomma14 said:
WTF grad school. Enough said.

Also, WTF grad school. Homework, can't you do yourself?

WTF self. You got 8 hours of sleep and you're still tired?

WTF self realization ^ maybe make yourself your one cup of coffee you get so you're not so damn tired.

darkangel42 · October 2014

WTF brain, I have a vast and varied vocabulary but the best you can give me any time I get mad is dammit?! Dammit!

avacek1 · October 2014

WTF DS?! Why won't you nap?! I hate molars!!

nolemomma14 · October 2014

Wtf sickness. I texted DH to let him know I wasn't feeling great and he texts back that neither is he. He's feverish and has aches and pain. We can't both be getting sick!

Wtf DS. Why do you not sleep at night anymore. Please go back to a normal sleep schedule soon! I'm super tired and my boobs are so very confused right now.

Wtf people. Stop telling me I need to put rice cereal in DS's bottle. Unless you are my pediatrician I don't want your unsolicited advice!!!!

JLHV1909 · October 2014

ADC1979 said:

Nichole8787 said:

Wtf dh if you say you will handle dinners then why am I sTill dining the dinners? Fuck the bullshit. MommA can't do it all. I'm eating cereal tonight and going to bed. You can eat a shoe for all I care

This is why I love you guys. Because sometimes it's like we're all living the same life. My DH was supposed to either cook or clean up after dinner. Guess who's doing both.

Spoiler alert: It's me!

He's most fortunate that I told him we had to go to Sam's club to get easy to make freezer stuff. It means he gets to eat this week.

Yes! In the same boat- I finally broke and asked him to at least rinse his plate. He can't even do that one for me. Now I talk shit about him to LO while I clean up.

@darkangel42‌ I hate the daddy is a rock star googly eyes LO gives dh. He got the first smile and first coo. Wtf LO I was the one who grew you, pushed you out, and continue to feed you. Why don't I get the firsts???

Jbosarge85 · October 2014

Wtf ds why are you so mommy attached lately? It would help if you could let dh watch you while i put dd to sleep or take a nap. Instead the second i leave the room you start crying.

Wtf dd why are you refusing to nap? What is up with your teeth? All of your top teeth except your canines are in, but your bottom....just the front two and the molars? Come out teeth

jensavicci · October 2014

Someone kept farting in my personal space at working today. In meetings, as I walked by, at lunch. It was a fucking fart fest. Couldn't even tell who it was but after a while, I just hid away in my office.

Wtf gassy ppl. Wtf.

ETA: haha...."fucking fart fest". Say that 5 times fast.

Shelleybell · October 2014

wtf self you have 7lbs to lose and Mr. Softee was taunting you today at the park so you just had to get it. WTF self have some self control.

Edit- Mr. Softee is the ice cream truck.

bullybutt · October 2014

jensavicci said:

Someone kept farting in my personal space at working today. In meetings, as I walked by, at lunch. It was a fucking fart fest. Couldn't even tell who it was but after a while, I just hid away in my office. Wtf gassy ppl. Wtf. ETA: haha...."fucking fart fest". Say that 5 times fast.

I walked through a fitness geek's crop dust yesterday. Do you KNOW how bad those are? I wish I could have turned around and punched him in the face like his fart did me.

marsalisails · October 2014

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