I don't know. It's like a little turd. I think it is the brown color, and the fact that I haven't been able to poop except for these stupid little round turds, which is driving me bonkers.
And I am potty training my son, so my mind is pretty much occupied with poop.
I haven't been able to poop in a while, well today was the day and it's was apparently too much for my butt to handle, because there was a little blood when I wiped....ugh pregnancy is gross.
I am sweating in places I didn't even know were possible.
I threw up in my mouth at the info desk this morning and had to swallow it, because I was too busy to get to the bathroom. This is not even close to the first time I have done this at work.
One of my pregnancy apps gave detailed instructions on how to preform a perineal massage.
That was TMI for me........not sure how in the hell any person is supposed to do that, I am lucky I can get my hand down there for a quick pee wipe after peeing.
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013 BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
I don't know if this counts for TMI Tuesday, but it was kind of a TMI conversation I had last night. I was geting my hair cut, and my hairdresser was asking me if I knew it was a boy or girl (I don't, I'm team green) or if I had a gut feeling. She then started asking me about how much discharge I was having because if you are having a lot...it's a girl. I really like the woman, but I was a little caught off guard by being asked about that during my hair appointment...
One of my pregnancy apps gave detailed instructions on how to preform a perineal massage.
That was TMI for me........not sure how in the hell any person is supposed to do that, I am lucky I can get my hand down there for a quick pee wipe after peeing.
I saw a demo on a dummy vagina at the hospital yesterday and I was convinced I could make myself do it until she said "Pull until you feel a burning sensation".
Uh, excuse me?
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I wish I could've captured your facial expression ) mine was horrible just reading this!
It does burn! My OB suggested DH do it and we watched some videos. The noises of discomfort and pain I make actually sort of turn him on. It's just something I never imagined we would be doing!
Half the time when I go to wipe after peeing I pee on my hand. I think I'm done peeing but because I'm losing control of my bladder I can't tell and end up peeing on my hand.
I have reverted to just blindly holding the pee cup between my legs and hoping for the best when collecting my sample for OB appts. I inevitably pee all over my hand (and the cup), but that's what soap is for, right?
I have reverted to just blindly holding the pee cup between my legs and hoping for the best when collecting my sample for OB appts. I inevitably pee all over my hand (and the cup), but that's what soap is for, right?
When I went for my GD test I had to provide a urine sample as well. They gave me a little bag with a cup in it and a little wet wipe. I thought that it was such a great idea! They must know pregnant women pee all over themselves and the cup, so I used it and cleaned up the cup all proud of myself. Then I read the sign in front of me saying that the wipe was to use on MYSELF before peeing in the cup. Whoops!
But really- they should give you a wipe for the cup.
I have reverted to just blindly holding the pee cup between my legs and hoping for the best when collecting my sample for OB appts. I inevitably pee all over my hand (and the cup), but that's what soap is for, right?
at my OB i just discovered they have a box of gloves next to the little wipes. It was an awesome moment, no more pee on my hands!
My dr checked my cervix today and when he did(my cervix is super high up!) he made the comment "holy cow it's clear up by your tonsils". I'm like "really dude"
I'm planning on trying for a med-free labor, but I'm starting to seriously second guess myself after a series of extremely painful poops over the last few weeks. Some of these bathroom visits have made me want an epidural. I even have to do my controlled breathing to get through it!
Just today I was sitting in my chair at work with one of my legs up on it half Indian style so my legs could stretch and all of a sudden I heard a fart noise that didn't come from where farts come from.... It was a vagina fart. I really hope no one heard it : ) woops excuse the pregnant lady over here!
FFS...I've googled mucus plug more times than I care to admit today. I also sent my mother a picture of what I am now certain is a piece of mine. #noshame To add to how gross I really am.. I don't think I shared this .. I made my husband smell my pad because I thought it (disch... I can't say or type the word) smelled sweet and I needed to know. Ps. Carmel flavored coffee also makes your pee smell sweet. #nopride
I have serious pooping problems too. My Dr recommended a glass of water mixed with a heaping tablespoon of Citrucil and milk of magnesium (1-2 tablespoons as needed). Mix thoroughly and chug. I've been doing that daily and recently added Colace 1x per day. Wow, I just want to poop so bad.
I'm irrationally proud when I stop myself from peeing when I sneeze. It takes prep though. The second I feel any hint of a sneeze I jam my legs together and basically tighten my pelvic floor. I passed two in a row today, it was awesome.
Re: TMI Tuesday
I just had a huge poop at work and I feel amazing. I don't remember the last time I felt that cleaned out.
DH keeps saying he think I'll just explode one day because of how much poop is stored up in me. Not anymore!
I threw up in my mouth at the info desk this morning and had to swallow it, because I was too busy to get to the bathroom. This is not even close to the first time I have done this at work.
One of my pregnancy apps gave detailed instructions on how to preform a perineal massage.
That was TMI for me........not sure how in the hell any person is supposed to do that, I am lucky I can get my hand down there for a quick pee wipe after peeing.
Nov. '14 January Siggy : Work Sucks!
Me 32-DH 38
Married July 14, 2007 ----- TTC # 1 October 1, 2013
BFP March 7, 2014 ----- EDD November 17, 2014 ---- Baby boy born November 16, 2014
I don't know if this counts for TMI Tuesday, but it was kind of a TMI conversation I had last night. I was geting my hair cut, and my hairdresser was asking me if I knew it was a boy or girl (I don't, I'm team green) or if I had a gut feeling. She then started asking me about how much discharge I was having because if you are having a lot...it's a girl. I really like the woman, but I was a little caught off guard by being asked about that during my hair appointment...
I wish I could've captured your facial expression
It does burn! My OB suggested DH do it and we watched some videos. The noises of discomfort and pain I make actually sort of turn him on. It's just something I never imagined we would be doing!
Food poisoning?
When I went for my GD test I had to provide a urine sample as well. They gave me a little bag with a cup in it and a little wet wipe. I thought that it was such a great idea! They must know pregnant women pee all over themselves and the cup, so I used it and cleaned up the cup all proud of myself. Then I read the sign in front of me saying that the wipe was to use on MYSELF before peeing in the cup. Whoops!
But really- they should give you a wipe for the cup.
To add to how gross I really am.. I don't think I shared this .. I made my husband smell my pad because I thought it (disch... I can't say or type the word) smelled sweet and I needed to know. Ps. Carmel flavored coffee also makes your pee smell sweet. #nopride
No, just really backed up for some reason.
That's basically what I did. Took 2 coffees though. Relief was found, thank god.
Lol! That would definitely do the trick