February 2013 Moms

Conversations with toddlers

DD1 (3.5 years old) while I got her ready for bed last night:
DD1: Mama, what is this?
Me: That's part of your bottom.
DD1: But what are these?
Me: Those are your labia.
DD1: Why are they there?
Me: Because you're a girl, and girls have labias.
DD1: Does DD2 have them?
Me: Yes.
DD1: Why?
Me: Because she's a girl.
DD1: Do you have them?
Me: Yes.
DD1: Why?
Me: Because I'm a girl, too. (I saw where this was heading...)
DD1: Does Papa have them?
Me: No, Papa's a boy.
DD1: Well what does he have?
Me: He has a penis.
DD1: ::puzzled:: Mama, why does Papa have peanuts on his bottom?







BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
BFP2: 3/18/12, blighted ovum, natural m/c @ 7w4d
BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence

Re: Conversations with toddlers

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  • Hahaha these are so funny.
    PCOS with long, irregular cycles
    First round of Clomid in May 2012= BFP #1, DD born January 2013 
    BFP #2 in January 2014, DS born September 2014

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  • Lol
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