s/o relationship horror stories: pickup line nightmares

Re: s/o relationship horror stories: pickup line nightmares

• dogsombrero member

  October 2014

  DH used "What's up pussycat how I'd like to stroke you?"
  
  WTAF? And I MARRIED him. I actually laughed in his face. He definitely broke the ice and had nowhere to go but up at that point.
  

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• spinsoffresonance member

  October 2014

  I got nothing, haven't been single in 12 years.

  GBCB!!! Regs, lurkers and newbies we are leaving TheBump. Come join us at the new place ****/board/50/14

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• yvanehtnioj member

  October 2014

  kittyriot said:

  I married the man that used.... How much does a Polar Bear weigh? ...enough to break the ice!

  Awww that's cute & not creepy.
  

  
  
  

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• momo214 member

  October 2014

  I'm a probation officer and I met with one of my defendants after court. He thought he was so suave and told me "oh I'm so sorry we had to meet under these circumstances." He was from Miami and very cliche in his white linen suit.

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• apinkpelican member

  October 2014

  Chevygrrl91 said:

  DH and I started dating in 8th grade and for some reason I carried pens in my pocket. So one day in gym class, the first time we ever spoke, he says "you dropped your pens. " 15ish years later I still have a pen addiction and he is the funniest/goofiest guy I've ever met.

  No matter how many times I read this my mind won't read 'pens'

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• KBowen715 member

  October 2014

  I got:
  "Do you work for Nasa?" From a much older man at a casino. Thinking he overheard me saying something that sounded intelligent, I felt flattered. I turned and asked him why, and he flatly said
  
  "because your body is out of this world."
  
  Nicely played, old man.

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