WTF Wednesday 10/1

darkangel42 · October 2014

One day, I will figure out how to gif.

WTF DH? You offer to do night feeds because I'm exhausted then you do one of them but keep me awake for an hour in the process and make me do the rest, oh and then you wake me up at 6:30 to ask something trivial AND you start talking to me when I've said I'm trying to sleep in. WTF is wrong with you?! If you're not going to help, don't offer. If you're going to offer then not get up, don't get mad at me when I ask you why you're not getting up. If youre going to do all of the above, at least have the good sense to leave me the eff alone to sleep when the reason I accepted help is that I'm sleep deprived to the point that I can't even think of a metaphor to end this sentence with (and I can ALWAYS think of metaphors).

INmommy871278 · October 2014

Wtf dh it's the third day of a wok week and you have already gone through all of your ham for lunch, there was over a pound there and then you complain about your weight.

littlemissmarla · October 2014

WTF save-on-crafts.com ... Why are you charging me $11 in shipping for balloons... 8 of them, that are deflated?

AMcLaws · October 2014

WTF landlords...When I call to tell you that the AC unit is leaking, and the floor and walls are wet...why do you brush it off?? Damage is being done to your property. Now I have to take a day off work to sit here and wait for your vendor to come out and assess the damage. Grr....

Jbosarge85 · October 2014

Wtf dd leave ds the f alone when he's sleeping. You leave him alone when he's awake but the second he's asleep you have to run over and poke him or pound on the piano. Anything to make a loud noise or just be annoying.

hgtvmom · October 2014

WTH Pinterest? Why didn't you show me the hair tie hands free pumping option before I spent a bunch of money on hands free pumping bras?? Especially when it works better, with no need to change bras/add anything!

Soon2BMrsN · October 2014

WTF, MIL. Why did you serve nothing but sodium-laden processed crap when we all went away to the cabin last weekend!? I would have brought more food if I'd known...or a salt lick. That would have been less salty. Seriously, my kids aren't used to eating shitty food. I know you were just trying to make things easy on me, but that's the last time I'll listen when you tell me you've got food covered. Ugh.

Prncesta · October 2014

WTH mom...you told me you were going to go part time once I had the baby so I could go back to work PT since we just bought a house and have a mortgage...now you don't know if you CAN? My mortgage will just pay itself, no worries!

WTH dog...we just put a new door on the house and you decided to be a maniac and fly through the screen door because you saw a squirrel!

littlemissmarla · October 2014

Pup4gdb said:

WTH Pinterest? Why didn't you show me the hair tie hands free pumping option before I spent a bunch of money on hands free pumping bras?? Especially when it works better, with no need to change bras/add anything!

NO WAY! I just looked this up! Does this actually work?!

ETA: Please tell me it does because it would be so much easier not having to switch bras!

Ekg688 · October 2014

Wtf ladies office I use to pump ...Thank you for letting me use your office but I really don't need to listen to both of your drama filled lives for 10 minutes. My boobs are about to explode and I need every precious minute to squeeze these bad boys dry.

Also WTF laundry ... please evolve and become asexual so you can do yourself...thanks

NugsMom · October 2014

Pup4gdb said:
WTH Pinterest? Why didn't you show me the hair tie hands free pumping option before I spent a bunch of money on hands free pumping bras?? Especially when it works better, with no need to change bras/add anything!

WTF, boobs? Why are you too unruly for this awesome hack? (I tried it. It did not end well for me.)

hgtvmom · October 2014

sharmon1317 said:

Pup4gdb said:
WTH Pinterest? Why didn't you show me the hair tie hands free pumping option before I spent a bunch of money on hands free pumping bras?? Especially when it works better, with no need to change bras/add anything!
Ummmmmm please share!!!

Hook the hair tie over the release clip on your bra strap and support the bottom of the flange by tucking it under the bra part you have pulled down. Works like a charm for me! (Though 2 hair ties were not the right length for me. I used 3 smaller ties instead).

ghostof5letters · October 2014

I'm so tired of my boobs constantly having a dull ache due to milk/engorgement. I hate the feeling of milk in my breasts. I really just wish this was all over. Ugh.. It's like a constant boob awareness.

PS. Macy's is having a fantastic bra sale. I got 4 bras yesterday for $80

missilini · October 2014

WTF camera where the hell did you go? I lost all of DD newborn pictures. I'm really sad about this. The camera is super expensive, but those pictures are priceless.

marsalisails · October 2014

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mrscutforth · October 2014

WTF dog of mine. Just because there isn't a tv or music going when the kids go down for a nap, doesn't give you the right to bark because you think you hear something. In this case what you heard was the splash of what I put in the crockpot. Dumbass.

WTF neighbor down the street. Yes, I am a little mad at you. Don't ask my husband if I am mad at you or whatever, I'm not asking my husband to cover for me because I don't care but he does it anyway. If you have a problem come to me. No you can't come over, my kids are sleeping and I don't want to hear about your escapades and what you want to do with the 18 yr old neighbor girls. It makes me very uneasy because I know have a little girl of my own. Sorry not sorry about my mommy sense tingling.

Nichole8787 · October 2014

Pup4gdb said:
WTH Pinterest? Why didn't you show me the hair tie hands free pumping option before I spent a bunch of money on hands free pumping bras?? Especially when it works better, with no need to change bras/add anything!

Say what? Please give me this link

ADC1979 · October 2014

WTF mosquito, why must you stalk me while i sit here pumping? This can't end well for either of us. Seriously.

And I saw the hair tie thing on Pinterest, but I'm using something sorta similar I bought off amazon for like $12 and it works well for me for the most part.

Nichole8787 · October 2014

Wtf body why are you letting me get sick? I have a job interview tomorrow, a job to do,a baby to take care of and a fields weekend at the beach coming up. This is unacceptable.

Nichole8787 · October 2014

Oh also dh if I'm not working today because I'm sick I'm actually sick. How about since you are also home today while I'm Sick help out. You know maybe take care of our son or clean house instead of just laying in bed beside me....ugh

Jbosarge85 · October 2014

Wtf mom, you get all crabby because DD had been getting in to stuff she shouldn't so I've yelled at her a few times (just like "don't ont do that" get down from there") and then when i explain that DS won't let me put him down without him freaking out so i could move her instead of yelling at her to move. You say "well, you trained him to be like that" the first few weeks of his life you never put him down. Will you please stop acting like everything i do is horrible? You're pissing me off, it's not like you were the best mother either.

darkangel42 · October 2014

WTF impossible job situation!

Need experience to get the job.

Need the job to get experience.

So tell me, how exactly does one do either of these things?!

I don't want to keep doing transcription, I'll go insane.

kweaver123 · October 2014

Wtf HR! I was suppose to be back to work today and you wait until last minute to tell me I needs forms filled out by my doctor so I can't come back yet. Doctor fills out forms sends over today and HR waits until 5:30 to tell me they received the wrong forms! Another day I can't go to work!!

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