Birth Plan. A little giggle for your Monday.

Edvent · September 2014

In light of all of the recent talk of birth plans, I remembered reading this from my last pregnancy. Don't remember seeing it on this board yet, but forgive me if it has already made the rounds.

Happy birth planning to all

Edvent · September 2014

Not sure why the link isn't showing up

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jamie-and-jeffs-birth-plan

Edvent · September 2014

My favorite is:

"IMPORTANT: if the baby appears to be black, please immediately escort Jeff out of the room and bring in Jeremy Raybrun from the 5th floor waiting area."

misslizzy82 · September 2014

HA! Thanks!

pleirey · September 2014

Oh my goodness! That's hilarious! Mongolian yurt? And "The following people, who were with us at conception, will again be in the room with us today: Jeff’s mom; Jeff’s sister; Jeff’s sister’s friend, Melanie (plus 2); Jeff Koons." Wowsa! Snarky

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