Pooping Rainbows and Chewing on car tires!!

MrsTinMKE · September 2014

Is this normal?? Has anyone had this happen. I couldn't resist gnawing on the car tire, maybe that is why I pooping colors of the rainbow?? Does this mean I am going into labor?!!! I don't want to bother my doctor, really. They don't return my calls for days anyways.

I couldn't help myself had to get in on this action

Lindzoid · September 2014

Sounds completely normal if you ask me. Expect your baby kangaroo in the next 24 hours. Congratulations!

MrsTinMKE · September 2014

Lindzoid said:

Sounds completely normal if you ask me. Expect your baby kangaroo in the next 24 hours. Congratulations!

I knew it!!!

jlz32185 · September 2014

MrsTinMKE · September 2014

Rickaroo922 · September 2014

knittymeggy said:
I keep hiccuping bubbles... is this normal?

Only if you ate the dove soap

swizz09 · September 2014

Okay guys, I need advice, but only if you're really nice about it.

So I have had a head sticking out of my vag for about 12 hours now. Do you think I'm in labor? I mean it's really uncomfortable just hanging there, but I am not sure!

Is it labor? I think it's labor. I'm not sure, but I really think if is.

Oh and please only answer with glitter and rainbows. Anything else might hurt my feeeeeelings...

MrsTinMKE · September 2014

swizz09 said:

Okay guys, I need advice, but only if you're really nice about it. So I have had a head sticking out of my vag for about 12 hours now. Do you think I'm in labor? I mean it's really uncomfortable just hanging there, but I am not sure! Is it labor? I think it's labor. I'm not sure, but I really think if is. Oh and please only answer with glitter and rainbows. Anything else might hurt my feeeeeelings...

You should wait to be sure...give it a few days maybe. Is the baby burping bubbles?

swizz09 · September 2014

MrsTinMKE said:

swizz09 said:

Okay guys, I need advice, but only if you're really nice about it.

So I have had a head sticking out of my vag for about 12 hours now. Do you think I'm in labor? I mean it's really uncomfortable just hanging there, but I am not sure!

Is it labor? I think it's labor. I'm not sure, but I really think if is.

Oh and please only answer with glitter and rainbows. Anything else might hurt my feeeeeelings...

You should wait to be sure...give it a few days maybe. Is the baby burping bubbles?

Oh my gosh yes! Big green ones!!

swizz09 · September 2014

No rainbows or glitter..,should I be worried?!

swizz09 · September 2014

Here's hoping I don't dream of tires or heads hanging out of vags or anything else in this thread

krysngreg · September 2014

Pack your hospitol bag lady's labor is imminent. Sorry I had too.

swizz09 · September 2014

Can I make a giant poll about what to pack? Do you think I can pack my 80 pound dog? (I am almost serious about that one, I don't like leaving my fur baby

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MrsTinMKE · September 2014

swizz09 said:

Can I make a giant poll about what to pack? Do you think I can pack my 80 pound dog? (I am almost serious about that one, I don't like leaving my fur baby )

I think you should on the dog and clicky poll!

MuffinMom14 · September 2014

crawford411 said:

swizz09 said:

Okay guys, I need advice, but only if you're really nice about it. So I have had a head sticking out of my vag for about 12 hours now. Do you think I'm in labor? I mean it's really uncomfortable just hanging there, but I am not sure! Is it labor? I think it's labor. I'm not sure, but I really think if is. Oh and please only answer with glitter and rainbows. Anything else might hurt my feeeeeelings...

All I could think was... this will be me.

Me too, girl.