How does this even happen?!?

Re: How does this even happen?!?

• sleepy33 member

  September 2014

  Um. I came out of the shower this morning to discover Cam standing in the PNP with a disgusted look on his face and a quarter-size dollop of semi-liquid poop on his chin/corner of his mouth. I was just...yeah, I'm still not over it.
  

  
  
  

  

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• emmylou78 member

  September 2014

  We went out to dinner and shopping tonight, wearing shoes.  I only had to put one on back on, just one time.  That is huge.
  

  

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• BrittanyCupcakes member

  September 2014

  Carmen ripped her diaper open last night and tried to eat the insides. I'm disgusted.

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• Jenball717 member

  September 2014

  These stories are making me feel ill. Why must babies want to eat #allthethings?!?!

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• muffyvonmuff member

  September 2014

  Hudson changed the language in my Facebook to pirate.  It took me a minute to figure out what the hell was join on.

    
  

  

  Baby Muffy Due July.8.2015!
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• tashad18 member

  September 2014

  When we were at lunch a few weeks ago, LO started squirming so DH checked on him and he had poop from the top of his shorts to his shoulders yet hardly any in the actual diapers.
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• edaire member

  September 2014

  Christian figured out how to open up the Vaseline jar and spread it all over the floor. Ever tried cleaning up Vaseline? It's impossible!

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• sleepy33 member

  September 2014

  edaire said:

  Christian figured out how to open up the Vaseline jar and spread it all over the floor. Ever tried cleaning up Vaseline? It's impossible!

  OMG, one of my mom's favorite stories from when I was a baby is how my dad was watching me and she came home to find I had a giant tub of Vaseline on the floor and was enthusiastically rubbing it all over my fuzzy acrylic sleeper and the wall-to-wall carpet.
  

  
  
  

  

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• Herefishy87 member

  September 2014

  edaire said:

  Christian figured out how to open up the Vaseline jar and spread it all over the floor. Ever tried cleaning up Vaseline? It's impossible!

  OMG ds1 did this when he was 2 and smeared it all over the walls, his crib and the floor. I thought he had been napping!! (

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• BrittanyCupcakes member

  September 2014

  Note to self- keep Vaseline locked away.

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• PinkDahLia44 member

  September 2014

  @NRyan55‌ , winner! )

  
  
  
  

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