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"It's like they know us"

phunkyphishphunkyphish member
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Has anyone seen this?

https://itsliketheyknowus.tumblr.com/

I'm finding it hilarious, especially this one...

"My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face." Picture submitted by Tina Farhana Amjad

"My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face."



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    MarlaSinger& said:

    I could not get past the idea of sucking snot.  Sorry, DS.  You got the battery operated one. 

    I had no idea there was a battery operated one! I'm so glad we're past this stage and she can blow her own nose now.
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    NellyBluth said:
    phunkyphish said:

    Has anyone seen this?

    https://itsliketheyknowus.tumblr.com/

    I'm finding it hilarious, especially this one...

    "My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face." Picture submitted by Tina Farhana Amjad

    "My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face."



    I laughed really hard at this one. Panicked, feral animal is exactly how I would describe DD when she would see me coming at her with one of those.
    P would too, I used to have to hold her down, like pin her arms down to do it, I always felt terrible about it, but the look on her face when she could breathe again made it worth it.
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  • theseawordtheseaword member
    edited September 2014
    These were very good. I laughed out loud at almost every one. Thanks for sharing!

    Eta: I swear I'm not a spambot. Not sure what happened with those typos.


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    Yup. Best $20 ever spent. https://www.amazon.com/Graco-Nasal-Clear-Aspirator/dp/B001PBFWMO
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    I guffawed at the Pumping Angel
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    MarlaSinger& said:
    I guffawed at the Pumping Angel
    That was the moment I knew I should post that here!
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  • cinderincinderin member
    Lots of salad references.

    I might be in the minority, but I don't mind using the nasal aspirator that I have to suck on. DS hates it though.

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    rvasc said:
    This is so funny. I posted it in the drinking thread last night, but it really does deserve it's own thread because HILARIOUS.
    Well I guess that's what I get for not going into the drinking thread! I save my calories for cookies on weeknights.
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