Waffles to my ute for absolutely no progress in two weeks and still not even at a 1 another waffle to being miserable and another waffle to having to set an induction date
Tacos to....I don't have any tacos to give today
ETA I lied. Any louisiana moms? Tacos to this freakin amazing fall weather without a cloud in the sky. I might just take a nap outside just because it's less than 90 degrees today
Waffles to my sinuses, because ow, and my MP, because ew. My panties are wet now, and not in a good way. Tacos for my DH, who has an upper respiratory infection and a stomach bug right now. Poor bear spent 3 hours in urgent care last night, is trying hard not to be man flu pathetic like he usually is when he's sick, and finally scheduled his TDaP vaccine while he was there, even though he's totally scared of needles.
Tacos to me: I cleaned the house and bought some new fish to add some color to my tank. Waffles: this only happened because my TV is on the fritz so I'm sitting here watching my new fish say hi to the old fish
Waffles to my stitches. (TMI trigger warning) I only had minor tears but one of them was straight through my labia. The perineal tear is fine, don't even feel that one, but the other one...ho-lee-fuckballs.
Waffles to my boobs for not cooperating with breastfeeding. DD has a high palate and I apparently have inverted nipples. Even the two LC's, with me doing nothing, couldn't get her to latch even with the nipple shield. It's frustrating and disappointing, but I guess I'm an EP mommy now. Now to get the supply to keep up.
Tacos to DH for being wonderful and helping me like crazy while he's off. Waffles to him for working from home while he's supposed to be on leave getting to know his daughter (I'm about to kill his blackberry). Tacos to DD for just being frickin' adorable.Waffles to DD for fighting like it's an MMA championship match every single diaper change (seriously, the girl knows how to shrimp).
Tacos to my lactation cookies for being delicious even though I completely forgot to add the sugar.
Waffles to my now 3 day headache that I can't seem to shake. Blah.
Tacos to me for getting myself and the girls into clean clothes today! Hurray!! (Mind you just clean clothes, no baths or showers! Don't be crazy!! Lol)
Waffles to this weird pain I've been having in my gums for the last few days. Must be a sign that labor is imminent. Waffles to me and the last few months that I've spent being miserable instead of standing up for myself and making plans for my baby and I. He's due tomorrow and getting evicted next week and I have no idea what happens after that.
That being said, tacos for finally doing what I should've done. The struggle has been and will be real, but DS and I will be much better off.
Major waffles to my MIL and SIL for insisting that once my hormones calm down, I'll feel much better about all of this.
Major more tacos to my support system in the hard times. My friends and my sisters and my bumpies and some nights a whole lot of cookies.
Waffles to DS for barely eating during the day and sleeping, but cluster feeding and staying awake until 3 am the last couple nights. Tacos to DH who works, but still gets up to help me with some changing at night.
Waffles to a blogger that I read for writing a post about how being a new mommy is the easiest thing in the world and that she feels that having difficulties in the being is the exception to the rule not the norm. Perfect thing for me to read this morning after not having any sleep due to LO's fussiness. She always posts naive things and that just pissed me off.
Tacos to LO for latching on correctly 90% of the time last night. He had some issues today, so I went back to the shield for the last few feedings, but man that felt good to latch without it!
Finally! My September Siggy Challenge: TV Show I'll Be Binge Watching
Bitch-slap with a waffle for whichever idiot fucked up the spreadsheet this evening. How did you even do that? The angel baby list doesn't even get changed when you do things to the main list, you had to work to do that.
Re: Twats and Tacos Anyone?
Tacos to me cuz it's my birthday and I'm treating myself to spicy thai food in hopes of encouraging baby along.
Tacos to....I don't have any tacos to give today
ETA I lied. Any louisiana moms? Tacos to this freakin amazing fall weather without a cloud in the sky. I might just take a nap outside just because it's less than 90 degrees today
TTC since 2.11
BFP #1: 3.15.11- c/p
MTHFR Dx 6.13-Rx- folate and B12
BFP #2: 11.9.13 -m/c Trisomy 4
BFP #3 1.18.14 EDD 9.27.2014
TTC since 2.11
BFP #1: 3.15.11- c/p
MTHFR Dx 6.13-Rx- folate and B12
BFP #2: 11.9.13 -m/c Trisomy 4
BFP #3 1.18.14 EDD 9.27.2014
Tacos for my DH, who has an upper respiratory infection and a stomach bug right now. Poor bear spent 3 hours in urgent care last night, is trying hard not to be man flu pathetic like he usually is when he's sick, and finally scheduled his TDaP vaccine while he was there, even though he's totally scared of needles.
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
Waffles: this only happened because my TV is on the fritz so I'm sitting here watching my new fish say hi to the old fish
Waffles to my boobs for not cooperating with breastfeeding. DD has a high palate and I apparently have inverted nipples. Even the two LC's, with me doing nothing, couldn't get her to latch even with the nipple shield. It's frustrating and disappointing, but I guess I'm an EP mommy now. Now to get the supply to keep up.
Tacos to DH for being wonderful and helping me like crazy while he's off. Waffles to him for working from home while he's supposed to be on leave getting to know his daughter (I'm about to kill his blackberry).
Tacos to DD for just being frickin' adorable.Waffles to DD for fighting like it's an MMA championship match every single diaper change (seriously, the girl knows how to shrimp).
Tacos to my lactation cookies for being delicious even though I completely forgot to add the sugar.
That's what I got for today.
Waffles to the first day without DH. This is seriously challenging.
Tacos to DS for being super cute and making it all easier when I look at his sweet face.
Tacos to me for getting myself and the girls into clean clothes today! Hurray!! (Mind you just clean clothes, no baths or showers! Don't be crazy!! Lol)
That being said, tacos for finally doing what I should've done. The struggle has been and will be real, but DS and I will be much better off.
Major waffles to my MIL and SIL for insisting that once my hormones calm down, I'll feel much better about all of this.
Major more tacos to my support system in the hard times. My friends and my sisters and my bumpies and some nights a whole lot of cookies.
Waffles to my bathtub for deciding you're going to start draining slow.
Waffles to my toddler who is so jealous of LO she has resulted in throwing things at her to get my (very negative) attention.
Tacos to my grandfather for bringing me home fresh jersey corn from his mini shore vaca. Yumm!!!!
Tacos to DD for letting me get one glorious hour in for a nap this afternoon. I feel like a whole new person!
Jan 18 December Siggy Challenge: Christmas Movies
Tacos to the enema for working magic.
Birthday tacos for @KATILLAC1!!!
And waffles to my car for not starting today.
Just wanted to say thanks to you ladies for the birthday tacos!