September 2014 Moms

Twats and Tacos Anyone?

Re: Twats and Tacos Anyone?

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    Waffles to my ute for absolutely no progress in two weeks and still not even at a 1 another waffle to being miserable and another waffle to having to set an induction date

    Tacos to....I don't have any tacos to give today

    ETA I lied. Any louisiana moms? Tacos to this freakin amazing fall weather without a cloud in the sky. I might just take a nap outside just because it's less than 90 degrees today

    TTC since 2.11
    BFP #1: 3.15.11- c/p
    MTHFR Dx 6.13-Rx- folate and B12
    BFP #2: 11.9.13 -m/c Trisomy 4
    BFP #3 1.18.14 EDD 9.27.2014


  • KATILLAC1 said:

    Waffles to my ute for doing absolutely nothing. I'm only dilated to 1.5cm and I'm hoping to get things moving before my rcs on Tuesday.

    Tacos to me cuz it's my birthday and I'm treating myself to spicy thai food in hopes of encouraging baby along.

    Happy birthday

    TTC since 2.11
    BFP #1: 3.15.11- c/p
    MTHFR Dx 6.13-Rx- folate and B12
    BFP #2: 11.9.13 -m/c Trisomy 4
    BFP #3 1.18.14 EDD 9.27.2014


  • Waffles to my sinuses, because ow, and my MP, because ew. My panties are wet now, and not in a good way.
    Tacos for my DH, who has an upper respiratory infection and a stomach bug right now. Poor bear spent 3 hours in urgent care last night, is trying hard not to be man flu pathetic like he usually is when he's sick, and finally scheduled his TDaP vaccine while he was there, even though he's totally scared of needles.
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  • Tacos to me: I cleaned the house and bought some new fish to add some color to my tank.
    Waffles: this only happened because my TV is on the fritz so I'm sitting here watching my new fish say hi to the old fish
  • Waffles to my stitches. (TMI trigger warning) I only had minor tears but one of them was straight through my labia. The perineal tear is fine, don't even feel that one, but the other one...ho-lee-fuckballs.

    Waffles to my boobs for not cooperating with breastfeeding. DD has a high palate and I apparently have inverted nipples. Even the two LC's, with me doing nothing, couldn't get her to latch even with the nipple shield. It's frustrating and disappointing, but I guess I'm an EP mommy now. Now to get the supply to keep up.

    Tacos to DH for being wonderful and helping me like crazy while he's off. Waffles to him for working from home while he's supposed to be on leave getting to know his daughter (I'm about to kill his blackberry).
    Tacos to DD for just being frickin' adorable.Waffles to DD for fighting like it's an MMA championship match every single diaper change (seriously, the girl knows how to shrimp).

    Tacos to my lactation cookies for being delicious even though I completely forgot to add the sugar.

    That's what I got for today.
  • Waffles to my left boob-cracked, bleeding and a plugged duct. So I've just been pumping until the nipple at least heals. Totally sucks.

    Waffles to the first day without DH. This is seriously challenging.

    Tacos to DS for being super cute and making it all easier when I look at his sweet face.
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  • Waffles to my now 3 day headache that I can't seem to shake. Blah.

    Tacos to me for getting myself and the girls into clean clothes today! Hurray!! (Mind you just clean clothes, no baths or showers! Don't be crazy!! Lol)
  • Waffles to DS for barely eating during the day and sleeping, but cluster feeding and staying awake until 3 am the last couple nights. Tacos to DH who works, but still gets up to help me with some changing at night. :)
  • Waffles to a blogger that I read for writing a post about how being a new mommy is the easiest thing in the world and that she feels that having difficulties in the being is the exception to the rule not the norm. Perfect thing for me to read this morning after not having any sleep due to LO's fussiness. She always posts naive things and that just pissed me off. 

    Tacos to LO for latching on correctly 90% of the time last night. He had some issues today, so I went back to the shield for the last few feedings, but man that felt good to latch without it!
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  • Waffles to the damn headaches and nausea. I feel like 1st tri again and it's bullshit.

    Waffles to my bathtub for deciding you're going to start draining slow.

    Waffles to my toddler who is so jealous of LO she has resulted in throwing things at her to get my (very negative) attention.

    Tacos to my grandfather for bringing me home fresh jersey corn from his mini shore vaca. Yumm!!!!
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  • Waffle to my DH for leaving without a word this morning. I know he wants to leave me alone when I'm sleeping but at least a note would have been nice.

    Tacos to DD for letting me get one glorious hour in for a nap this afternoon. I feel like a whole new person!


  • Bitch-slap with a waffle for whichever idiot fucked up the spreadsheet this evening. How did you even do that? The angel baby list doesn't even get changed when you do things to the main list, you had to work to do that.
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  • A giant waffle to post partum constipation. So frustrating...so painful! Why isn't the colace working???

    Tacos to the enema for working magic.
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    {DH:31 all clear, "super sperm"}
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  • Tacos to the best labor buddy ever @krystynad‌ because today is her day! And hopefully will be welcoming her new baby by tomorrow :)

    Birthday tacos for @KATILLAC1‌!!!

    And waffles to my car for not starting today.
  • Just wanted to say thanks to you ladies for the birthday tacos!

  • Tacos to my cervix - dialated to 2 and went from 0 to 50% effaced in the last week!

    Waffles to the contractors who have failed to show up for the third day in a row to fix our garage door.

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