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what movie do you quote constantly? Mine is Christmas Vacation. I quote it multiple times per day.
You serious, Clark?
Is your house on fire, Clark?
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Fun old fashion family Christmas!
Etc. I've got a million.
What's your quotable movie?
You serious, Clark?
Is your house on fire, Clark?
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Fun old fashion family Christmas!
Etc. I've got a million.
What's your quotable movie?
I can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:
Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014
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Re: Movie quoting
Also, Home Alone. Look what you did ya little jerk. Buzz, your girlfriend, woof. Etc.
DH and I quote Frozen a lot too because we watch it so much in this house.
"This wedding is horseshit!"
"Do you like guacamole?"
"We'll have so much more room for activities!"
"What the fucking fuck?!"
"Did we just become best friends?"
@theseaword my best friend had to have her septic pumped a couple weeks ago. All day it was, "shitter was full!"
I say this daily to my 3 year old.
So pretty much just stupid movies
I'm a Big Lebowski quoter too.
"Over the line!"
"Mark it zero!"
"You mean coitus?"
"He fixes the cable?"
Yeah...umm....I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday....
PC Load Letter, what the fuck does that even mean???
Have you seen my stapler?
I could burn this place down.
No salt, no salt in the margarita.
Strychnine in the guacamole.
My wallets to small for my $50s and my diamond shoes don't fit
Tamampoline,trampampoline
Sacrilicious
Eeeexcelant (with finger steeple)
Uh oh spagettios (DS1 says this www say it so often lol)
These are my favs ..i think might be old lol.
I also love this on from big bang:
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
You catch even more with manure what's your point
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"I bet the Chinese food here is terrible."
"That's right, just shout them right out when you know them."
"Would you like me to explain...?" "I would LOVE to hear this."
STELLA!!
I had a pony!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I can't spare a square.
So many more.
For movies: definitely Vacation. When we drive through a shady area I always say, "roll 'em up!".
Dazed and Confused: "it'd be a lot better if you did".
"I wanna dance"
"Air raid"
And my most frequently quoted movie is Half Baked:
"They killed Killer B"
"ABRACADABRA"
"Green eyes gonna miss ya"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
And "by the beach", hence the screen name.
So many more.
I clearly spent the '90s very high at all times.
ETA: added stuff
Some day, son, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
You're using coconuts!
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better
You must bring me...a shrubbery!
Merely a flesh wound.
I now must watch Money Pit. Like now.
"Hey Vern!"
In catch myself with the following:
You're killing me Smalls (Sandlot)
Hey you GUYS (Goonies)
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Raising Arizona --
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"The government do take a bite, don't she?"
"Me and Dot are swingers. As in to swing."
"The doctor said her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
"I loooove hiiiimmm sooooo muuuuuchhh."
"There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet."
"Do these blow up into funny shapes?" "No. Unless round is funny."
Airplane --
"Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Top Secret --
"Well Mr. Rivers. It seems you've become, how you say, indispensable?" "Indispensable." "Oh. That's what I thought."
"Let me introduce you to the members of the French Resistance: Croissant, Souffle, Deja Vu, Detente, and Chocolate Mousse."
And the greatest movie line of all time:
"I'm sorry, I don't speak any German." "I know a little German. He's sitting over there."
Office Space is a movie I quote a lot too.
"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"The ratio of people to cake is too big."
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom."
"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."
Also, Snakes on a Plane
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Also from Office Space:
"I was told I would receive a piece of cake." (MH and I use this one all the time when someone whines over not getting something they think they were promised).
"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."
Princess Bride
"Anybody want a peanut"
"As you wish"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife."
Neverending Story
"It's like the Nothing never was!"
"He's very close, listening, to every word, we say."
"I will save you, I will do what I dream."
"Who are you, really?"
Clue
"There is safety in numbers my dear."
"I didn't do it."
"This is one of my favorite recipes!"
"I didn't know it was *that* free."
"I had to stop her screaming."
"Dinner wasn't that bad."
"Long story short. Too late."
"Don't you touch me!!"
"But look what happened to the cook!"
"Come out, ze doar iz open!"
"I am, your singing telegram!"
"I hated her sooo much, flames, on the side of my face, breathing, breathless, heaving breaths..."
"You ain't just whistling Dixie!"
"Who are you? Perry Mason??"
"No it's a vicious lie. My life is an open book. I've never done anything wrong."
Wedding Singer
"Yay" (with Drew hand claps)
"Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention yesterday!!"
A League of their Own
"Oh piss on your hat!"
"There's no crying in baseball!"
"You're gonna lose!"
"Lay off the high ones/I like the high ones/mule!/nag!"
"We'll bury her, I know a guy."
"Eyebrows. Thin and separate. There should be two!"