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Parenting is hard...

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Seriously. Parenting is so hard. I mean how in the heck are you suppose to keep a straight face and teach your kid sneaking stuff and lying about it is wrong when they are trying to smuggle hotwheels between their butt cheeks so they can play race cars in bed... Seriously dude?! Oh you always waddle like. Right..

Oh man. This kid. Lol.
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  • leoandethansmomleoandethansmom member
    Lmao I am sorry but that is hilarious. His butt cheeks?! That kid deserves the hot wheels in bed.

     

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  • Eora3Eora3 member
    Hahahaha! I love it! This is exactly the kind of thing my oldest would try to get away with.
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  • nopegoatnopegoat member
    I didn't even know what to say. I literally had to put my head down, close my eyes, and bite my lip for a minute to compose myself. Oh man.

    I almost let him have it, but between the principle of it and where it had been I decided it was better off downstairs lol.
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    Eora3 said:

    Bleachable moments? Lol

    Totally lol!
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    Oh man! Lol
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    kdm06c said:

    I am going to have three of these. THREE crazy hotwheel butt smuggling boys. Good Lord help me now lol!

    Me too! This will be my third boy. I am actually a little frightened of what they will learn from each other. I am pretty sure my oldest son is smarter than me and he is only 2.5 years old. Lol
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  • nopegoatnopegoat member
    Oh man @Eora3‌. I think there are a couple other moms expecting their third boy on here as well. We are going to be huddled in a corner as these crazy boys get older and they all start scheming together lol.
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    Buahahaha! Amazing!
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  • bowlwomanbowlwoman member
    I am sitting here giggling. DD2 wants to know what's so funny. "Uh, this woman on my message board posted something funny her little boy did." Best to not get into details or she would try it with My Little Ponies.
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    Lol!!
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    LOLZ. Omg. Ha!
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    Hilarious!
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  • jjaxbiejjaxbie member
    Can you call him smuggle butt or have him be han solo for halloween?  :)

    My favorite is when they say a bad word but use it in perfect context.   I really want to praise their reasoning skills but obviously have to remind them that it's impolite and for adults only. 
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  • momtoE25momtoE25 member
    edited September 2014
    Im so glad I opened this post. It gave me a much needed laugh. I'm working on DS#2 with this LO and after seeing some of the things DS#1 manages to do, it frightens me lol. You and all the other ladies with multiple little boys are brave, brave women.

    eta: When ds#1 says a curse word or something that I know should be said or done, it's extremely hard for me to keep a straight face sometimes also. I almost just have to turn around and walk away because me laughing would I'm sure just cause a repeat of whatever happened.

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  • bowlwomanbowlwoman member
    I always stick my phone on the side of my bra if I don't have any pockets, so yeah, I sympathize with his plight.

    Also, butt cheek smuggling = updated fanny packs??? :P
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    alissendis said:

    Kinda makes you wonder what else he's used his butt pocket for...

    The way he was waddling I doubt much else LOL!!
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    That is awesome haha !
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  • ElaVeeElaVee member
    Lmao!! This was a much needed laugh. He totally has a point about the not having pockets thing. :))
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    ElaVee said:

    Lmao!! This was a much needed laugh. He totally has a point about the not having pockets thing. :))

    Right? Lol! Totally legit.

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    Oh my goodness this post had me rolling. Mainly because it's funny, but also because it so true. Parenting is hard.
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  • bowlwomanbowlwoman member
    Just wait until you get to this stage.

    Navigating our playroom is like walking through a minefield some days.
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    edited September 2014
    bowlwoman said:

    Just wait until you get to this stage.

    Navigating our playroom is like walking through a minefield some days.


    Oh gosh. Freaking legos. My oldest has been begging for regular Legos (we have the mega blocks and the lego duplos) and we have refused. I have enough cars, train set pieces and other stuff to step on. I am scared of real legos. So scared.
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    kdm06c said:
    Just wait until you get to this stage. Navigating our playroom is like walking through a minefield some days.
    Oh gosh. Freaking legos. My oldest has been begging for regular Legos (we have the mega blocks and the lego duplos) and we have refused. I have enough cars, train set pieces and other stuff to step on. I am scared of real legos. So scared.
    OMG if I step on another duplo or hot wheels (preferably not out of the butt crack) I am going to cry. Between the 2 small dogs, a cat, and all of the damn toys on the floor I am ALWAYS stepping on something being that I can't see my feet. The duplos hurt the worst, please let us stay away from real legos for a long, long time!

     

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    @leosmom25 I swear we are living the same life. I have 2 big dogs (labs) and a cat that I trip over all the effing time. Add in all the toys. Seriously. Sucks so bad.
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    kdm06c said:
    @leosmom25 I swear we are living the same life. I have 2 big dogs (labs) and a cat that I trip over all the effing time. Add in all the toys. Seriously. Sucks so bad.

    Haha our lives are creepily the same...and we are practically neighbors. Small world!

     

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  • rshamosrshamos member
    Thanks for the laugh! I worry that LO will be smarter than MH and I are. I also worry that he will get our sick sense of humor. If karma is real, then I am in BIG trouble. 
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    That is so funny. I had to read it to DH. He had a good laugh too. Maybe a good story for his wedding day?
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    Lmao!!! He's way too creative for his own good! We, mainly H, watches a lot of Cops and Drugs Inc. so I thought of all the dealers who always tell you to put the stash in the "safe". Lol
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  • bowlwomanbowlwoman member
    edited September 2014
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    My DS is only 3, but if I step on another Hot Wheels or Lightning McQueen, mommy is going to lose her shit. It freaking hurts and I think I'm the only one who ends up stepping on them. 

    Speaking of repeating...I won Mom of the Year the other day in the car. I have road rage. I'm not afraid to admit it. The other day I said honked and said "Stupid Bitch!!!!" and my son says from the backseat, "No mom. She not a bitch. MOM! No Bitch." I was so happy we were the only ones in the car. 
    We went to our neighbor's house to play pool on his pool table, and I made a bad shot and said the F word. From under the pool table, DD2 asked me what I said, and I said, "I said a bad word, honey." 
    "Oh. Was it 'shit'?" DH and the neighbor howled. 
    I said, "No, it was a different word." 
    "What was it?" 
    "I'm not telling you." 
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  • beachy6beachy6 member

    This is hysterical! I was afraid to open it and wish I would have sooner!

    Legos are the devil.

    I think the saying, "Bras (Butt cheeks) are not pockets" applies and might actually need to come out of your mouth someday. Who woulda thunk it?!

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  • Amandak2012Amandak2012 member
    This made me laugh! We have two girls and this LO is a boy...now knowing what I have to look forward to! DDs just take what the want to bed (or try to anyways) :o)

    Also really not looking forward to stepping on Legos but my feet need a break from the Barbie shoes and accessories!
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  • devinefischdevinefisch member
    I read this to my hubby and he got a nice laugh out of it also. Thanks for sharing!
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