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Poll - If I had a dollar for every time I said.....

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I am feeling like a broken record today with DD2.  So tell us, "If I had a dollar for every time LO said ____________, I would be a millionaire."

Mine would be "Sit on your bottom".  Baby Houdini likes to stand on chairs, tables, couches, any and every thing and it is driving me INSANE.
DD #1 - 01.08
DD #2 - 03.13
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Re: Poll - If I had a dollar for every time I said.....

  • vlagrl29vlagrl29 member
    "we don't talk like that" ….. she likes to say poo poo a LOT just for fun.
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  • PaisleyRuthPaisleyRuth member
    edited September 2014
    Get in your seat (car seat)
    Sit down and eat
    Go play (they are SO clingy)
    Stop getting things! (They just take every possible item besides their own things from every possible shelf, counter, drawer or cabinet and do whatever I don't want to be done with said item - lose it, break it, throw it, take it apart, write on it, tear it, dump it out, etc.)
    Be patient
    Listen and obey
    ...
    I repeat myself a LOT around here.
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  • raraavis28raraavis28 member
    Lately it's been "What's the matter?" so much angst these days.... :P
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  • HeatherS2010HeatherS2010 member
    I say "leave your brother alone" and "stop that!" All. Day. Long.
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  • meglewmeglew member
    dmartin726 said:
    GET OFF OF YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And "get off of your sister" it what I say to DD1 when she is here all day long.
    DD #1 - 01.08
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  • magentawarpedmagentawarped member
    Listen to what I am saying.
    Leave the dog alone.
    Get off your brother.
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  • zbeesma86zbeesma86 member
    No!!!

    Did you poop?

    & use your words 
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  • meglewmeglew member
    CnAmom said:
    That's not funny. don't touch that. Cats are not toys.
    Do you say all 3 at the same time?  :-)
    DD #1 - 01.08
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  • caybehcaybeh member
    Can you just leave stuff alone?

    Stop, just stop.

    If I had a dollar everytime DS asked me "where are we going" during the day, I'd have a lot. Seriously, he asks me about every five minutes.
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  • mandymackmandymack member
    Mine would be: "WHAT?!?"

    My kids are constantly shouting demands, complaining, and arguing from behind the bathroom door, the backyard or underneath furniture and I can't hear them. I'm constantly screaming back "WHAT?!?".

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  • likeanoldtimemovielikeanoldtimemovie member
    Give me a minute!

    Is everything ok in there?

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  • meglewmeglew member
    Leftie22 said:
    "Be gentle" and "don't put your hands down my shirt." I've got a nipple tweaker over here.
    DD2 is OBSESSED with putting things down my shirt, specifically her hand or binkie.  We rock in her chair before nap and bedtimes and she either tries to shove her little fist down my shirt or her binkie.  If I am not wearing a lower cut shirt, you can see the wheels moving on how she is going to get in there.  She hasn't nursed in 6 months, nor does she want to.  I don't get it. 
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  • ordinary1ordinary1 member
    Leave the dog's food/water alone. We've had the dog almost a week and it's nonstop playing in the food/water.
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  • HBirdieHBirdie member
    "No thank you" and "That's yucky!"
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  • AndrewsgalAndrewsgal member
    I am not saying it again.
    close the door.
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  • superTootssuperToots member
    use your words.

    Do you need to pee? (We have a crotch grabber)

      DS1 4.4.11. &  DS2 4.18.13
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  • meglewmeglew member
    iheartthe80s said:
    Throw up in your bowl. Stop splashing.
    So sad!  And gross.
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  • chickaboo1974chickaboo1974 member
    " No it is not time to go to school." - They are in PM preschool and were having a firedrill today- the fire dept. were going to be there, and my boys are all into all things fire related.

    " get off the gate" - we use the gates to keep the beagles out of the family room/living room.  They hang on the swing gate door ALL. THE. TIME.

    "Do you need to poop Nick?" I am over trying to get this kid pooping on the potty.
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  • Court0026Court0026 member
    "I am going to count to 3"


    O 10.08 & MJ 6.10
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  • caybehcaybeh member
    muffin87 said:

    No you can't watch Daniel Tiger right now

    You need to ask me nicely

    Gentle with sister please

    Lol! I say those things often too!
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    iheartthe80s said:
    Throw up in your bowl. Stop splashing.
    iheartthe80s said:
    Throw up in your bowl. Stop splashing.
    So sad!  And gross.
    Lol! To clarify, the splashing is in regards to bath time. Not puke bowls!

    OMG I thought you were talking puke bowls
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  • thechickencoopthechickencoop member
    Late to the party...

    "Get your finger out of your nose!"

    "Did you poop?"

    "How do you ask? Now what do you say?". (Please + thank you...)

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  • catycatecatycate member
    Gat it out of your mouth (hand toy shirt everything goes into my 3 1/2 yrs old mouth. Wtf?) and gentle.
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  • fancefppfancefpp member
    Bum down, be gentle, out of your mouth, how do you ask nicely, not so rough and you need to listen
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  • Spin313Spin313 member
    "Counting down: five, four..."

    "Put first things first"
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  • snowboundsnowbound member
    Go to sleep.

    Actually, id probably be a billionaire.
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