You know you're a new mom when....

Re: You know you're a new mom when....

• Dawn5481 member

  September 2014

  You have so much spit up in your hair you look like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary, but you go to bed like that because the 10 extra minutes of sleep are more impoRtant to you than a shower.

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• SoSayWeAll member

  September 2014

  It's 3:00 and you haven't peed all day.

  

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• BabyM82714 member

  September 2014

  When you call the doc office once a week and they regonzie your voice....*hang head in shame*

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• rstarrlemaitre member

  September 2014

  When lukewarm coffee is the new standard for which you aim. "Hot" is a relic of days gone by.
  

  
  

  
  

     
  

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• workmm01 member

  September 2014

  Changing a dirty diaper is a welcomed break from nursing

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• KittyMisha member

  September 2014

  hmctagg01 said:

  You can barely get the kid off your boob long enough to go to the bathroom.

  And eventually you just give up and go to the bathroom with the kid on your boob.

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• rainbowwillow member

  September 2014

  It's a good day if you get to brush your teeth before noon.

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• Vieve831 member

  September 2014

  you have a slight obsession with new baby gear 

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MeggsR member

  September 2014

  You make a cup of coffee before you make a bottle at 6am just so you can stay moderately awake to feed the baby

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• WannaBmomma member

  September 2014

  When you are too busy you forget to eat and drink

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• wandsandwine member

  September 2014

  You can't wait for DH to get home, not because you missed him but because you need 5 minutes to yourself

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• sharkmama39 member

  September 2014

  When you are constantly catching one of the wheels of the stroller on a door frame as you are trying to exit a building.

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• raquelynn714 member

  September 2014

  Even though the spray from the shower hurts your nipples, it's still one of the most relaxing parts of your day

  Teacher 2007 * Wife 2011 * Proud A14 Momma * Seattle, WA

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• tamarar5 member

  September 2014

  When looking for your keys is no longer the most important part of any outing, rather making sure your shirt is in place, bra clipped and boobs are covered supersedes everything else.
  
  But once the boobs are safe, resume the key hunt.

                  We're Going to be a Family of 5!
  

   
  

                                
  

  
  

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• Karenrevisited member

  September 2014

  When the white noise machine gets turned off any it seems way too quiet. Like horror movie quiet. (Seriously, I used to hate noise when I slept and now I can't sleep without it.)

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• skalnajs member

  September 2014

  Your Google search history is embarrassing

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• Mommy2bMish member

  September 2014

  Breastfeeding while eating. And lo is farting and explosive pooping in his diaper while you eat and it ain't no thang.
  
  

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• cachoque member

  September 2014

  tamarar5 said:

  When looking for your keys is no longer the most important part of any outing, rather making sure your shirt is in place, bra clipped and boobs are covered supersedes everything else.
  
  But once the boobs are safe, resume the key hunt.

  I like this one b/c yesterday I walked out on my front porch to get some fresh air while LO was napping. 15 min later I look down and realize that I pulled my tank down to nurse w/ one strap under my armpit and my bra was totally exposed on that side. Luckily... 1. I was actually wearing a bra & it was clipped & 2. My neighbors were all inside, although there's no telling who was looking out their window!

  
  

  TTC #1 since August 2011 w/ unexplained IF
  09/12-11/13: 3 TIs, 3 IUIs, ICSI/PGS IVF & 2 FETs
  08/14: Our little miracle has FINALLY arrived - 3 years after we started trying!
  

  

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• SherryBaby2014 member

  September 2014

  When you go to get glasses because you want to be able to fall asleep all day long and when you have been in contacts they dry up and glue your eyes shut.
  
  Also was out with a mommy friend who had a mystery substance on her 7 month olds stroller. She proceeded to scratch at it and smell/taste it to figure out what it was.

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• mustangchick6504 member

  September 2014

  Your husband has seen your boobs more in the last few weeks than in your whole marriage...

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• lynds002 member

  September 2014

  When showering, every ambient noise sounds like a baby crying.

  August 2014 Siggy Challenge: Motivational Speaking for Moms
  
  
  

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• Dawn5481 member

  September 2014

  lynds002 said:

  When showering, every ambient noise sounds like a baby crying.

  
  Omg, yes!!! I hear crying in the shower, when I vacuum, if I run outside to grab the mail, if I'm downstairs doing laundry. She's always sound asleep and i feel like a crazy person. So annoying.

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• Ampip2270 member

  September 2014

  Your left hands finger nails have been painted for 4 days and you haven't touched your right! Lol

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• Danielle0989 member

  September 2014

  When getting out of the house to run a few errands feels like a vacation.

  

  
  

   

  ETA: I'm on iPad/iPhone

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• mikrinikki member

  September 2014

  When you are late....everywhere!!

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• pmpkn219 member

  September 2014

  Elbug said:

  You keep your pinkie nail long to pick boogers out of your baby's nose.

  
  omg, I thought I was the only one! I have to stop so my 3yo doesn't think nose picking is Ok, but it's so hard! Bats want out of the cave!

  
  
  

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• JadaBlue member

  September 2014

  When you're pretty sure the dried crud on your cell phone screen is breast milk.

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• wandsandwine member

  September 2014

  You tell a fellow mommy friend you have a dr appt and she asks if you've finally snapped and are meeting with a mental health dr

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• alphaxi614 member

  September 2014

  After brushing your teeth you look at your shirt and don't know of you dropped tooth paste or if it spit-up.

  Aug' 14 July siggy challenge - Motivational Speaking For Moms

  
  

   

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• jenniferurs member

  September 2014

  rainbowwillow said:

  It's a good day if you get to brush your teeth before noon.

  I knew I was forgetting something today.

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• MNdesigner member

  September 2014

  mustangchick6504 said:

  Your husband has seen your boobs more in the last few weeks than in your whole marriage...

  Everyone who comes to you house has seen more boobage than they ever thought they would see/wanted to see, and WAY more than you ever thought you'd be comfortable with. Yikes!
  
  

  
  

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• mikrinikki member

  September 2014

  When you finally give in to the whole "sleep when the baby sleeps" thing because house work and to-do lists may just be over rated....

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• raquelynn714 member

  September 2014

  Your definition of sexy: Instead of a garter belt draping down your body, it's your nursing bra

  Teacher 2007 * Wife 2011 * Proud A14 Momma * Seattle, WA

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