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09/17 What the whaaaaaa....? Wednesday! :D

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  • susanskowerasusanskowera member
    Wtf bathroom scale? Why can't you take an accurate measurement? My almost 7 week old either weights 11ish pounds or 13ish pounds.

    Wtf Mom...why do you call to chit chat then say you need to go when we start chit chatting. It makes me not want to answer the phone anymore, but I know you'll just make Dad call then snag the phone from him.
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  • middleschoolmommymiddleschoolmommy member
    edited September 2014
    Danipg said:
    WTC LO's bladder? Why did you decide to get infected? He's only 2 months old, he so doesn't need this nor the hospital stay that goes with it. :(
    Sorry you are dealing with his! We had a 4 day hospital stay in July because of a UTI. No bueno.


    And WTC DS?! You give me a week of sleeping from midnight to 5/6am and then decided you need to stay up with mommy until 2am last night?! I just got used to a chunk of sleep each night.
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  • kenziebug22kenziebug22 member
    Wtf self? You complain of not losing the rest of your damn baby weight but yet you're not doing to much about it.

    Wtf boobs!? Its been 4+ days since I've pimped at all, you're soft and empty. So why in the world are you sore today and still leaking!? Ugh.
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  • darkangel42darkangel42 member
    edited September 2014
    WTF boobs? supply drops to an ounce at a time from both on a good day so I reluctantly let DH order formula after a week of struggling, freezer stash using and crying and then today -  6oz at 7am this morning and 7 so far now as well as managing to BF. I tell you what though, if it's the brewers yeast tabs that did it, they take 5 days to have an impact and when they do, it's noticeable!

    WTF body? I have a knee thing and a back thing. I'm used to that but to suddenly for no reason have a sprained wrist too? There's only so many injuries I can work around at once!

    WTF OH? Why you wake me up at silly o'clock and talk to me then expect me to remember? Anything that happens prior to my coffee is not subject to being remembered, nor do I take responsibility for my actions/words. You know this, get it together.
    Continuing WTF OH - why you take GPS and not tell me?! I would have checked the map or borrowed one before I left but I only found out when I got in the car!

    WTF one of the cats? Don't scarf your food then vomit in my room. Eat slower dammit!

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    And WTF itch?! All is well until I have dye on my hair and that is the moment my head chooses to itch. I don't want to have to clean dye out of my fingernails so having to just sit with the itch slowly driving me crazy. 
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  • littlecookieelittlecookiee member
    WTH ultrasound machine(s) that couldn't tell all FIVE MILLION TIMES DD has had an echocardiogram that her PDA is THE SIZE OF AN ARTERY. "Oh it's fine." "Oh is only 2mm". No. It's. Not.

    WTF Neo Nurse Practitioner. Wanna talk shit behind my back? Okay. Watch me Emily Gilmore your ass. And plus *warning: non-humble brag*- I have a FB page full of nurses from our last hospital that tell me I'm literally the best mom they've ever met. Bit me.

    WTH parents. I wanted to eat at our favorite Mexican food restaurant on Friday but you're going to SC. I want a Vacay!

    WTF scale. That's all. WTF.
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  • littlecookieelittlecookiee member
    Thinking of you and your LO @Danipg‌ ‌
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  • ShelleybellShelleybell member
    WTF tooth-  why do I need another root canal.  I brush you and floss you after every meal. WTF WTFWTF

    WTF weather-  can you decide which temperature you want to be-  70's/60's/50's/80's  choose something because I need to switch out the summer clothes with the winter clothes.
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  • Nichole8787Nichole8787 member
    wtf self why wont you work out and stop being lazy

    wtf self why did you go to a private college? Now mt student loans are more than a mortgage payment on a nice home

    wtf dh why do you make such a  mess

    wtf mom why did you paint my sons toenails orange?

    wtf woman who I was supposed to start caring for your son and daughter 2 weeks ago!!! I need to start working! I have a 4 bedrooms house worth of student debt to pay for

    wtf birth control! you are fucking with my emotions! Level out all ready!!!
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  • darkangel42darkangel42 member
    Nichole8787 said:

    wtf mom why did you paint my sons toenails orange?


    Wait, what? o.0

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  • Ekg688Ekg688 member
    Wtf idiots I work with...
    "Co-manager" ... if you're going to tell the non-english speaking dishwasher to mop our coolers, make sure he only does the cooler and not the freezer. I didn't enjoy spending three hours in the freezer chipping away at the layer of ice that was covering the floor.

    Wtf "single mother that needs more hours bc you need money" ... if you didn't call in/ask to go home early every shift, you'd have more money. You have to work to get paid.


    On a separate note...
    WTF BOOOOOBS! MAKE MOOORE MILLLLLK! I'M SICK OF PUMPING 5 TIMES A DAY FOR NOOOOTHINNNG!
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  • kweaver123kweaver123 member
    Wtf bladder! Went to get a transvaginal and pelvis us today for abnormal bleeding and my bladder wasn't full enough. They had no other appointments today so now I have to drive 45 minutes again tomorrow to get this stupid us!
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  • Nichole8787Nichole8787 member
    darkangel42 said:


    Nichole8787 said:

    wtf mom why did you paint my sons toenails orange?



    Wait, what? o.0



    Yes I let my mom watch him while we went to dinner and she painted his toenails Orange. She said it was for Halloween and thought it was hilarious. It was just to annoy me.
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  • jensaviccijensavicci member
    edited September 2014
    Nichole8787 said:

    darkangel42 said:


    Nichole8787 said:

    wtf mom why did you paint my sons toenails orange?



    Wait, what? o.0

    Yes I let my mom watch him while we went to dinner and she painted his toenails Orange. She said it was for Halloween and thought it was hilarious. It was just to annoy me.
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    @Nichole8787‌ I bet he worked that orange color though! Two snaps for Baylor!

    Lol that is weird though. I wouldn't even paint my DD's toes when she was a baby. She'd prob try and suck it off. That girl was a major toe sucker.
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  • ADC1979ADC1979 member
    Wtf body? Tried to DTD with DH last night and it was worse than being a virgin. And then wtf baby, you made us have to stop because you decided to start crying and my body just can't endure your infinite sadness. Attempting to DTD friggin' hurts when your body suddenly decides NONE OF THIS, MUST HELP BABY!

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  • cookiemomma14cookiemomma14 member
    @Skeemer‌ my run in with the walgreens cashier included glares as I bought condoms, lube, and a yeast infection kit. Haha. A girls gotta be prepared.

    WTC DS. Last night you slept in 1.5 hour intervals instead of your normal 4. Why? I'm so tired and have to work on my papers.

    WTC traffic! The speed limit was 45 not 35. Get with it already!
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  • PrncestaPrncesta member
    WTF formula companies...why do you make the scooper so big that you can't pour the formula neatly into the bottle? My counter is always filled with damn powder!

    WTF medical bills...just go away!

    Wtf body...it's time to let go of the last 15 pounds even though I eat crap all day...get a grip!
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  • darkangel42darkangel42 member
    Prncesta said:
    WTF formula companies...why do you make the scooper so big that you can't pour the formula neatly into the bottle? My counter is always filled with damn powder! 
    Use a small funnel and gently tap it on the top of the bottle to get it all to slide through. Saves so much powder waste/mess
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  • PrncestaPrncesta member
    darkangel42 said:


    Prncesta said:

    WTF formula companies...why do you make the scooper so big that you can't pour the formula neatly into the bottle? My counter is always filled with damn powder! 

    Use a small funnel and gently tap it on the top of the bottle to get it all to slide through. Saves so much powder waste/mess

    Genius! Thanks!
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  • darkangel42darkangel42 member
    Prncesta said:
    Prncesta said:
    WTF formula companies...why do you make the scooper so big that you can't pour the formula neatly into the bottle? My counter is always filled with damn powder! 
    Use a small funnel and gently tap it on the top of the bottle to get it all to slide through. Saves so much powder waste/mess
    Genius! Thanks!
    If only you knew how much mess I had to make to figure it out...
    I think it's a scam by the formula makers so you have to buy more formula sooner.
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