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What not to talk about during s-e-x...

MalVoughMalVough member
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I've been with my SO for over 10 years. He's really excited about the baby, and he's been unbelievably helpful during the all-day sickness.

So, I finally gave in last night and right before we did the deed for the first time in weeks, he starts commenting on my breasts.

"So firm!"
"You might start lactating... I'm just saying... be prepared for it to happen."

OH MY GAWD. Can we not talk about this right now?! If that's his new version of sweet talk, he will be striking out for the next 6 months.
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Re: What not to talk about during s-e-x...

  • mandi195mandi195 member
    Oh my. I would have been like, "how about you don't talk, k?!"

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    aylacbw said:

    The other day I yelled at my husband during sex because he touched my boob. Needless to say it killed the mood.

    Oh, I had to keep reminding the SO to be nice to the ladies. I don't mind touching, but you better have a soft touch!
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  • Joon+Joon+ member
    Hey, at least you ladies are getting some! I'm still on a dry spell since baby making. DH is treating me like a china doll. It was cute/sweet for about a month.

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  • WhitfryWhitfry member
    Ball gags were invented for a reason. I'd shut his purdy mouth and tell him to focus, lol.
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  • BiscottoBiscotto member
    My FI is constantly grabbing my boobs. I want to kill him. 
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  • alexandria22489alexandria22489 member
    Oh my gosh! "so firm!!" Sorry, I'm cracking up. I'd lose it completely if that was said to me.
    My H is getting on my nerves. Asking if i'm okay 100x is not sexy. 
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  • mandi195mandi195 member
    My DH is getting on my nerves, too. Every time I think to myself, "hey, I actually feel up to having sex tonight!" he goes and does/says something that makes me wonder how I managed to even get pregnant in the first place. (Example: it's one thing for a man to stop and "admire" his wife when she is undressing for a moment, it's another for him to say "mmmm.... booty.." every time you take your pants off.)
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  • massiejs09massiejs09 member
    My H told me he was going to get me a subscription to National Geographic so I could see other women whose boobs 'looked like mine.' I actually laughed when he said it because my boobs are completely huge and out of control right now, but reminded him that even though they're massive - #1 there is nothing I can do about it; #2 the women in National Geographic don't wear bras and never have so there is ample droopage going on. I think I manage my droop/sagginess well, all things considered.

    Men have no idea what this is like!!!
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    earthian said:

    RQuinlin said:

    DH and I were messing around the other night and he accidentally kinda snapped my nipple. He was like, "Sorry, but they're huge right now!" Really? I hadn't noticed they're about the size of nickels right now! Be easy with the girls!

    I miss my smaller nipples. I'm full on half dollar right now :((
    Yeah, I definitely had to read it a few times to make sure she meant to say nickels. I would seriously cut someone to have nickels right now.
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    I'm so glad I'm not the only one rolling her eyes at her SO right now!
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    TikTak said:

    hollmb said:

    earthian said:

    RQuinlin said:

    DH and I were messing around the other night and he accidentally kinda snapped my nipple. He was like, "Sorry, but they're huge right now!" Really? I hadn't noticed they're about the size of nickels right now! Be easy with the girls!

    I miss my smaller nipples. I'm full on half dollar right now :((
    Yeah, I definitely had to read it a few times to make sure she meant to say nickels. I would seriously cut someone to have nickels right now.
    Uh, are you guys talking about areolas? Or the actual nipples? Bc if your nipples are comparable to a half dollar in circumference, then I am seriously impressed!
    Good point! Thank you, I didn't even catch that.
    Also, I'm now seriously grossed out by that visual.
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