FFFC

gutsysneakers · September 2014

I used the blue snot sucker and got snot out of DD's nose. Only thing close enough to wipe it on was DH's shirt. He may or may not have worn it to work today.....

ns1 · September 2014

I realllly want a station wagon. And DH had agreed to this being my next car.

So now I'm trying to decide how to finish off my 9 year old car going on 200, 000 miles that has yet to have any even semi-serious mechanical problem. But, nothing short of sheer malicious behavior or accidents come to mind, so I'm hoping that by posting about how infallible this car is on here I will jinx it and it will crap out on me.

Emmagk · September 2014

I'm using YouTube to get DS to do more than 2 mins of tummy time. He still hates it but this way I get longer out of him. We've tried everything else, me, DH, mirror, fav toy, nothing works as well as YouTube

thefussybunch · September 2014

DD is fighting sleep every night. She has bath, nurses, clock strikes 7p and she's wide awake and grouchy. She wants to sleep, but is having a hard time self soothing and when I try to soothe, it just makes things worse.

Last night I lost my cool and yelled a bad word. Not at her, just at the ceiling. I felt so badly though. I'm just so exhausted and have no idea how else to help her.

Oh also, she's learning the power of her vocal cords and will scream off and on to communicate. What the hell happened to the cute cooing?

ns1 · September 2014

@comicsans I like that idea but pretty sure DH would not be a fan

Nikkidoll15 · September 2014

I told DH I needed to work on a paper so he would take Chloe to the park and grocery store.
I napped gloriously for 2hours and when he came home I pretended I had been busy at work. I love naps.

THD7580 · September 2014

I stopped on the way home yesterday and got a cheeseburger... I still made dinner and told DH I wasn't hungry but I know he knew somehow but didn't say anything me or I would have stabbed him with the fork he was eating with.

bazingaa · September 2014

I think people that don't cloth diaper are crazy.

Ok, I'm kidding... But y'all should really try it.

....and I confess that the main reason I am sad it is getting colder outside is the fact that DS will now have to wear pants and cover up his cute fluff butt.

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gutsysneakers · September 2014

comicsans said:
I've been lurking a whole lot on A14 because I find it way more entertaining than M14.

So guilty of this.

letal316 · September 2014

SSoegaard2011 said:
I can't stand like 95% of my husbands family; I find them so incredibly obnoxious.

Last night, my husband gets home from work, and the first thing out of his mouth is that his company may be moving us back to South Florida. I actually started to cry. We had discussed it in the past, and both agreed we didn't want to move back there, for a myriad of reasons. Now they dangle this in front of him and he's jumping out of his skin to get back there. And when he asks me why I'm so opposed to moving back, I didn't have the heart to tell him the thought of being so close to his family makes me nauseous (not the only reason, but it's way up on my list). I didn't get a wink of sleep last night because this is all I can think about, and I'm really hating on him now.

I totally get what you're saying, living far away from inlaws is awesome. I would never want to move back to my hometown for that reason too.

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tbiscuit18 · September 2014

I "accidentally" drank an entire bottle of wine by myself last night after a craptastic day. In my drunken state secretly opened another bottle when DH was in the shower. And by "secretly" I mean I poured myself another glass and then jammed the cork back in to try and make it look like it had never been opened and put it back in the wine chiller on the bottom in the way back.

tbiscuit18 · September 2014

@comicsans of course now I had to lurk on A14 for myself. I am now caught up on their bump crushes. Thanks for introducing me to a new month to lurk on!

bossyferg · September 2014

athn64 said:
So confession #2: MIL came over last night and brought some things for DD that she picked up. She bought DD a Christmas dress, and I really wanted to pick one out for her myself. So part of me wants to "accidentally" damage it so I can. I won't but the thought is there.
(

It's secondhand so I can't return it.

Ugh i hate that. Do they even consider that it would be special for us to buy our own babies first christmas outfit or any special occasion outfit for that matter. They had their chance with their own kids. This one bugs me so much.
Maybe it wont fit by then?!? ; )

jenb_99 · September 2014

@athn64 said:

So confession #2: MIL came over last night and brought some things for DD that she picked up. She bought DD a Christmas dress, and I really wanted to pick one out for her myself. So part of me wants to "accidentally" damage it so I can. I won't but the thought is there.
(

It's secondhand so I can't return it.

We always end up with more than one Christmas outfit. It's a good thing! So many things happen around that time of year. So the kids can wear one outfit for photos, one for church, one for my family gathering, one for DH's family gathering, etc. We also never know what the weather will be like here in Texas, so sometimes we'll have one outfit for the morning if it's cool, then another in the afternoon if it warms up. Plus it's nice to have a backup in case one outfit gets ruined (which it likely will).

Even if you really hate the outfit, you just take one photo in it at home for your MIL and then toss it. Problem solved.

skyrockets · September 2014

I just had two cookies, a giant bowl of chips and a chocolate bar as an afternoon snack. If I was having sex I would suspect pregnancy.

bazingaa · September 2014

Lissiehoya said:

I pushed to CD and am really glad we're doing it, but sometimes I wish for the ease of disposables. Less laundry, don't have to carry dirty diapers around when you go on short trips (like to church or the mall).

I think this is another case of the grass is always greener.
My FFFC: We CD but have been using disposables all week because I haven't done any laundry. ETA: @Emmagk‌, that picture is too cute!

QFP [-X

momthatlifts · September 2014

I stuck my kid in her swing face it towards the TV just so I could watch The Little Mermaid in peace

pistolpackinmomma · September 2014

MK1013 said:
What.. The F. Crushes AND people they hate? What is this, Survivor?

*runs off to stalk A14*

whimsy515 · September 2014

I hate having to travel 9 hours one way to visit the in laws. They recently moved to be closer (obviously not that close) and expect us to do all the traveling to see them. We're the ones with a baby, if you want to see him then come on down. I'm glad that my DH's car had a problem that made us cancel our trip to see them.

apinkpelican · September 2014

comicsans said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

MK1013 said:
What.. The F. Crushes AND people they hate? What is this, Survivor?
*runs off to stalk A14*
Start here https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12167909/longest-thread-ever-aka-random-thoughts-thread/p2075

Eta: I think the dramz gets going a few pages later but it starts here Tl;dr a woman many suspected was liar for a while claims to lose her new preganacy and gets called out for inconsistencies

W. O. W. And I'm already up past my bedtime.

bossyferg · September 2014

MK1013 said:
Yiiiiikes. What a mess over there! Guess we should be glad our board is filled with sleep (or no sleep), feedings, boobies, 4 month wakefuls.....

During all this wakefulness I lurk the TTC board for something to get me through night feedings. Partially because im sad I am done with TTC, but also because of the crazy questions and flamming and gifs... I miss gifs

gutsysneakers · September 2014

I always lurk on TTGP. They usually have a ton of drama.

yepyepsms · September 2014

Sometimes in public I lie about my daughters age when asked how old she is. She is big for four months (95% weight 98% height) and I get so f'ing sick of all the "she's so big" comments. I find when I up her age by a month or two the comments don't happen. Meh?!

Jennyinheaven · September 2014

smdukes said:
Sometimes in public I lie about my daughters age when asked how old she is. She is big for four months (95% weight 98% height) and I get so f'ing sick of all the "she's so big" comments. I find when I up her age by a month or two the comments don't happen. Meh?!

I feel you on this one my little girl is bigger as well, but I would be scared to lie as I don't want people to think she is developmentally behind

spinsoffresonance · September 2014

I like DH's family, they're fun. It's my own family that I can't stand.

usernewname · September 2014

Kimbus22 said:
I don't get getting mad when someone buys your kid a Christmas dress or something like that. I haven't had to buy my kids one thing like that yet. We get hand me downs and I'm all "Sweet! I don't have to spend money on something they'll wear once!" I haven't even had to buy Halloween costumes yet lol

Tee hee. This. I do feel bad when they wear it once though.

I bought Halloween costumes and I think I insulted my MIL as she said she would have made some. Whoops. And I'm sorry I didn't assume you'd be my sewing slave?

usernewname · September 2014

I always used to get my panties I'm a knit when someone would say "just wait til you have kids" or "you don't have kids you wouldn't understand"

I totally get it. I almost said it to my friend the other day when I was asking how she got her 4 month old she's caring for to sleep. Needless to say I don't agree with it and I almost said wait until it's your child one day.

Then she proceeded to say she liked working with babies so she can get them on the right track before parents screw them up. I could have throat punched her via text if I could.

But still. I totally get it now. And I am very humbled by it now.

momthatlifts · September 2014

FFFC I'll probably get flamed for this but if she posted it publicly on her facebook, I assume she doesn't care who sees it. Husbands dads wife (not my mil) his "mistress" before DH turned 18. Decided she wanted to post comments about my daughter being a mistake once again. TWICE. I have been putting up with it for over a year now because my husband told me to let it go or they will never stop. Well I did let it go and she never stopped. So I took screen shot of her posts and posted it on my facebook to finally put her on blast so people who see what kind of sick, twisted person she is. And the comments are MINUTE compared to things she has said to us via text message and also in the past. My friends cracked me up with all the comments. Made me feel a lot better. It just hurts my heart that she victimizes an innocent infant who she has not and never will meet.

momthatlifts · September 2014

JKBMA2014 said:

FFFC I'll probably get flamed for this but if she posted it publicly on her facebook, I assume she doesn't care who sees it. Husbands dads wife (not my mil) his "mistress" before DH turned 18. Decided she wanted to post comments about my daughter being a mistake once again. TWICE. I have been putting up with it for over a year now because my husband told me to let it go or they will never stop. Well I did let it go and she never stopped. So I took screen shot of her posts and posted it on my facebook to finally put her on blast so people who see what kind of sick, twisted person she is. And the comments are MINUTE compared to things she has said to us via text message and also in the past. My friends cracked me up with all the comments. Made me feel a lot better. It just hurts my heart that she victimizes an innocent infant who she has not and never will meet.

ETA: The day before my MIL had to go to court with her ex husband who was trying to get out of his divorce agreement by not paying the rest of the mortgage off on her house, he decided to sign the paper tail tucked between his legs, and our lawyer told his that if his wife bad mouths me or my mil on fb anymore there will be a lawsuit.

momthatlifts · September 2014

wow, didn't mean to quote that.

Jennyinheaven · September 2014

It is Sunday but I keep forgetting to post this on Fridays. Every morning when I get up and pump I immediately need to poop afterwards, am I the only one? :-$

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