I didn't see a Friday symptoms thread using my app. If it's here already then I apologize! I needed an outlet this morning for my frustration.
11w1d - I woke up to EVERYTHING I own- clothes wise not fitting. Tshirts are so tight on my chest and bloated belly I look like a stuffed sausage. Casual Friday is a bust. I have tried half my non casual work clothes. I realized I only own more "fitted" shirts. I got pissed and cried! Why can't I be one of those beautiful, not going to show until 15 weeks people?
I called my mom for some motherly love & advice. She says, "wow not sure what to say I didn't show until MUCH further along". "I didn't even bloat." Geeee thanks for making a bloated, unhappy girl feel so much better

So.......I did the only sane thing I could do. I called into work. I cannot show my face looking like this! I stayed up 30+ hours last weekend working our disaster recovery. (IT where we bring all systems down). I will go shopping today for a few concealing blouses and bigger tshirts.
Friday fun day to make us feel sexy! What's your porn name? *combine your middle name with the street name you grew up on.
Marie Market here!!
Edited because I couldn't stand my misuse of its.
Re: Friday symptoms 9/12*************
For fiiiiiiiinally had a good day. Been exhausted (as in no office last 3 days) all week, finally got past the worst food aversions I've had yet (steak & veggie dindin) after hitting gym.
Solid workout (and much needed farting) tamed the bloat baby so now off to bed so I can hopefully get up and run in the am.
Also feeling more and more bloated - it's crummy! I hope you are able to find some tops that will work for you, dana! I'm also planning on using the scarf idea, just wish the temperature would stop being so bloody hot here.
My porn star name - Anne Paisley!
I feel like I'm starting to show but confused as to how that's possible when I lost 13+ lbs in the last 3 weeks due to HG. I am on Zofran now but it makes me super tired so I'm trying to take it just so I can get a meal or 2 down each day. My whole body hurts from vomiting and dry heaving. We are going camping tonight until Sunday. On Sunday I get to tell my Grandmother that she is going to be a great grandma again. We shall see how that goes...
I hope that the rest of this trimester goes by quickly so that I can feel more comfortable telling people why I look and feel like poo...
Porn name: Jenell Alexander.
As far as symptoms go it's nothing to complain about but holy hell I cry for my waistline if I don't let myself get hungry at all for the next who knows how long.
GTKY: (I kinda hate you for this) Lynn Hog Neck
#wishiwaskidding
Ugh my porn name is Cottrell Conomo. Niiiiiice
Stripper name:
McKenzie Harvest Moon
I've had some cramps here and there, sometimes actually similar to menstrual cramps, but no spotting or bleeding, PTL!
Doing daycare and chasing all the kiddos around has become extra exhausting, but it's good practice I suppose! I think my school age kiddo blabbed to her mom that I'm pregnant-which is super annoying because I'm not ready to share the news just yet-but she must have overheard me making an appointment because at pick up the same day, mom and i were casually chatting when out of the blue she says 'you're taking folic acid right?' I was like, 'um, I've been taking prenatal vitamins since our miscarriage 5 years ago, I'm pretty sure there's folic acid in those!' She proceeded to tell me how folic acid helps protect against spina biffida, etc and to make sure I am taking enough. I just kinda laughed it off...
Happy, healthy pregnancies and babies for us all! Praying things start looking up for you all soon symptom wise!
9w6d here and symptoms seem to have calmed themselves. I still get a little queasy if I don't snack throughout the day. Thankfully my energy is coming back to normal and I'm not passing out as soon as I get home.
Stripper Name:
Danielle North Lyford
BFP: 08.11.14 EDD: 04.11.15
Gtky: stripper name is susan lakeshore. Lol
I don't usually post on the symptom thread... because every day is a lot like the day before. I feel pregnant. That includes pretty much everything everyone else is saying. I want to eat but don't. Hungry but not. Feel fine then violently throw up quite suddenly and feel crappy a while. Repeat.
I only did this post for the porn name. lol
Anne Poplar, kinda catchy... Maybe I'll use it as my pen name...
Factor V Leiden Homozygous, Advanced Maternal Age
TTC #1, 5 yrs, PCOS, Femera + Ovidrel.
IUI#3 BFP, DD 5/31/2012
TTC #2, 2 yrs, PCOS, Femera+Ovidrel
IUI#2 BFP!
Otherwise, acne, sore boobs and just being fatigued. Seeing the posts about missed miscarriages has me a little antsy. We'll be seeing Bebe on 9/30 and it feels so far away!
Super bloated and my belly button looks werid...I also threw up this morning my parents dog has the worst breath ever! Super moody(Bitch).
GTKY: Nicole Anderson
What's your porn name? Lynn Noble
Porn name: Elizabeth Sherman. Sexy.
Finally had my follow up for my ER visit on Tuesday. The doc says my burns are healing really well, and I shouldn't have a ton of scarring. I do have three large blisters on my right hand that I wish would go away.
Feeling super tired today, and the nausea is staying at bay as long as I'm constantly snacking or drinking something. I have my first U/S next Tuesday, and I'm struggling not to stress. I feel almost detached from baby right now... which is hard to admit, but I'm unnecessarily worried things aren't ok in there.
TTC#1 Jan 14
BFP! 17 Aug 2014 | EDD 26 April 15
Saw the heartbeat yesterday, he couldn't find it for a while and told us it looked like a m/c...he continued looking for a few minutes as DH and I were fighting back tears and then said "Nevermind! I found the heartbeat"....it was scary and sad and then relief. It was bizarre and the emotions were intense and confusing. So grateful babe is good though, trying not to worry!
Porn name: Elizabeth Sunny Creek
This. The butt pain is my newest symptom. 10w5d and nausea seems to be on its way out. Still tired but hoping soon that will fade. Boobs not as sore either which is nice.
Porn name: Nichole Trail-not that sexy
Also, I ugly cried watching "We Bought a Zoo". WTF!