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March 2015 Moms
kcbizme
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GTKY: Worst Date Ever
kcbizme
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Okay ladies! Tell us what the worst date you've ever been on was!
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Re: GTKY: Worst Date Ever
In my first year of college, I was newly single and ready to mingle and apparently too nice cowardly to say no to anyone that asked me on a date, even if I wasn't the slightest into him.
So this really nerdy, unattractive (to me), yet also really sweet guy asks me on a date and I say yes. We go downtown to a place that has a live band. Apparently this guy swing dances and pulled me onto the dance floor and "tried" to swing dance with uncoordinated me who has NO idea how to swing dance. It wasn't cute. It wasn't romantic. It was awkward and embarrassing and painful. I wanted to cry.
So then we eat dinner and he actually tries to awkwardly feed me his meal with his fork. He was offering me a food I didn't like and I was totally not into eating off his used fork and I rejected him. I could tell he was embarrassed and it got really weird. It was pretty obvious at this point that this had been a failure of a date. That didn't stop him, however, from asking if he could kiss me at the end of the night (at least he asked!). I said no and gave him some lame excuse of not kissing on first dates and we said goodnight with a weird side hug. After that, I simply didn't answer his calls and tried to avoid him on our tiny campus for the remainder of our 4 years of college. And seriously, the awkwardness lasted until the day we graduated. I should have just told the kid I wasn't into him. I know that now.
I blocked out most of the details, but I do remember the guy introducing me to his parents.....on our first date. This was after he told me he had almost hired a limo to come pick me up. Again, first date.
I was dating a guy at my high school when I was a sophomore and we went out to eat I think. I was the one who drove, like I picked him up and took him home... When we got in the car for me to take him home after dinner he started making out with me and getting "handsy". I stopped him and pulled away and said I wasn't ready for anything. He was really awkward about it and quiet, and then he turned to me and said "can you just touch my penis?"...... I looked at him like "did you really just ask that?" He was always kind of a weirdo and nobody really liked him, I was the nicest person to him. He always made things really awkward and uncomfortable so I had already been considering ending things, but this took the cake for me. I took him home and just kind of stopped talking to him.
Well, he nudged me too hard and the force of it made me step off the sidewalk... Right into a pothole. Even though I had on sneakers I severely sprained my ankle and tore some ligaments. I was on crutches for 3 weeks, then had to wear a moon boot for 2 months after that, and only after about 5 months total of physical therapy 2-3 times a week I was able to wear heeled shoes again.
My best friend got married 3 months after this incident. I spent her bachelorette party in Vegas wearing the moon boot (oh so sexy) and I had to walk barefoot as the MOH in her wedding.
All because I didn't want to hurt the guy's feelings by canceling our date. Needless to say there were no more dates after that one!
The highlights:
*He didn't have a car so I had to pick him up.
*Instead of having a drink at the bar while we waited for our dinner table, he wanted to go to the AT&T store to put himself on the list for a pre-order and yak about some phone issue he was having.
*He kept talking about how he thought I would look so great in {insert some type of S&M leather get-up here}
*While sitting at dinner he decided I would LOVE to hear his rap about (this is no bullshit) tofu and midgets in love -- and he was being serious and did in fact rap (he was white and Jewish)
I couldn't wait to drive him home. That date should have been over after the first 5 minutes. When I pulled up to his apartment building he leaned in to try and kiss me and I leaned in the opposite direction. He got the hint and got out. We never spoke again.
He invited me for supper, he drove me to his parents house.me being nieve I guess still thought we were friends didn't think anything of it... Still a little weird! After he drove me home and he tried to cuddle with me on the couch and tried to kiss me. I was like what are you doing we are friends, friends don't cuddle or kiss!! He looked at me shocked... We are dating you met my parents, and they loved you!!
We are not dating!! You can't just say we are dating and we are! Did you ever ask me out??? No
Then he asked me out... Which made everything more awkward!
He left!
His sister kept calling and texting me... How could you break up with my brother after meeting our parents! He is heart broken! You are evil!!
WE WERE NEVER DATING!!!
All around awkward!!!
oh god, do I have to pick just one?!?!? I could write a book about the string of loosers I dated for a while LOL!
OK, so I met this guy ( SUPER HOT) and we were talking and he lived in providence, RI at the time. (about an hour from me) he invited me out to providence so we could go out and have a good time. I was excited because providence was always a good time!
I figured we'd go to dinner at a nice place, maybe grab some drinks at a fancy bar, or maybe go dancing!
NOPE! I got to his place where he just wanted to play a drinking game (asshole) all night. apparently he thought he was going to get laid..LOL well to his surprise, I can hold my booze!
I left after a few rounds. stone cold sober. drove home and got a mcdonalds cheese burger on the way for dinner.
Married the love of my life: 5-17-14
BFP:6-27-14
EDD:3-11-15
Step Mom to Z: 4-11-06
IT'S A BOY!!!!!!
No happy ending here. We went on a couple more dates and then finally ended it.
First his picture showed him clean shaven, and when he comes to my door, all I see is beard. Full on massive beard.
We go to dinner at a Indian place and he starts talking about communism and how he is an athiest. My eyes glaze over....
After dinner we took a walk aroun a park and he just kept taking about his work and he just had this awkward walk, like he had a stick up his ass.
Well I fell in love with my communist athiest, and we have been married two years in December. Thankfully he's a little bit more relaxed when we take walks.
I went out with this guy who liked me because I'm so tall.
At dinner he asked me what size shoes I wear.
When I told him 10 he looked turned on. It was weird.
Then he started asking if my feet were skinny or meaty, and a bunch of weird questions. I didn't know what to do.
I was trying to stuff my face, and leave.
Then he asked me if we could go back to his place so I could put my feet on his face lol
The night starts out by us (and by us I mean me because she doesn't drive) "picking him up" from his apartment, only to find out that not only is he about 10 years older and 50lbs skinnier than described (think Christian Bale from the Machinist), but he refuses to go anywhere and insists that we hang out at his place. Well of course my friend agrees. The night turns into us sitting on his couch while he plays PC games and talks to us without turning around to look at us at all.
It eventually dawns on my friend how uncomfortable this is, so NATURALLY she decides to sneak away to snoop through the contents of his apartment. The obvious solution. I'm so uncomfortable I could spontaneously vomit.
A couple minutes later she returns screaming "WE GOTTA GO, LET'S GO NOW WE GOTTA GO" so we gtfo as fast as possible. Once we get to the car she reveals to me that the entire contents of his bathroom, drawers and cabinets was fake blood. Just tons of fake blood and the occasional black lipstick, and she took pictures to prove it to me. She even stole a couple of the smaller blood packets.
She continued to date shady men on the internet for years afterwards, but in the interest of preserving my own life I never chaperoned again.
I have one "date" that sticks out in my mind..
I had met this guy online a few years ago. We were both freshmen in college and his family owned an Italian deli that my family always went to. He seemed really nice, decently good looking, and intelligent. so when he asked if we could "hang out", I said yes. I could tell something was off when he called me that night asking for directions to my town...which was like 5 min away from his house...and he sounded like a girl.. But I gave him the directions. He shows up in a nice Audi. I was impressed. But when he gets out of the car...I was...surprised? he was shorter than me, looked like he was 12, and had a pretty high pitch voice. I still got in the car.
He was so awkward, and for some reason, never drove faster than 40mph, even on the highway. He was so confused on where to go and what to do that he decided to pull over in a parking lot to play the "well idk what do you want to do?" Game..... He asked me on a date so I thought he had something planned, but I guess not. I finally got tired of sitting around so I said let's go to the edge water area (directly across the Hudson from NYC)
I figured it would give us something to do since he said he already had eaten dinner, and was watching his weight. We get to edgewater and start walking by the paths along the water. The whole time we walked he tried to put his arm around me, which made it difficult to walk. Then we stopped in one area to just look at the skyline. I went to the railing to try to take a picture, he said he could probably get a good shot and took my phone...my new blackberry of about 1 month...and proceeded to drop it...on the rocks.. 3-4 feet below us...touching the Hudson River. He was clumsy, nervous and had short legs so I figured I should hop over and try to get my phone. I had to hop the railing, my pants got stuck on one of the little spikes, ripped my favorite jeans, and my shoes got all wet when a wave crashed over the rocks I was standing on. Took me 15 minutes to find my now wet phone in the dark. I hopped back over the railing, told him I was cold and had a class in the morning and needed to go home. I never talked to him again lol.
B born 7/15/13, C born 3/2/15, #3 on the way May '17
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B born 7/15/13, C born 3/2/15, #3 on the way May '17
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.