DH and I were doing dishes, and DS proudly announced from the dining room, "Mommy, I colored!"
It turns out that he found a pair of metal tongs and "colored" by scratching designs into our table. DH already needs to refinish that table because it has some scratches and things in it. So we weren't mad as much as shocked.
MIL has told me stories about DH doing things like that when he was little, and I always asked (out loud or not), "Who was supervising him when he did that?" Now I am eating my words.
Re: "Mommy, I colored."