WTF doctor's office! Why is it so hard to get in touch with a nurse?? Of course I'm going crazy sitting here for over TENTY FOUR hours since I first called you! I will be changing doctor's offices for my next appointment after this awful experience, thank you.
Mild bleeding after sex Monday, could be nothing. But I'm RH neg and read in the posts on here that bleeding can be dangerous in this case so now I'm flipping out. F-ing call me back!
WTF job I'm most interested in! First I did a video interview, then I did a phone interview...I was told the next step was an in person interview and instead I get asked to do another phone interview with the COO. Now I'm wondering if there will be a fourth interview (overkill much??) for the in person. Ugh! I really want this job! I'm hoping they were saving me the hassle of a two hour drive each way for the in person??? But I seriously have no idea.
WTF coworker. Stop coming into my office to complain about everything! I have zero patience for your nonsene, plus a ton of work to do seeing that I have 4 interviews scheduled in this already short week; so I don't have time for you! GO AWAY!
WTF you inconsiderate douche nozzles! First you stop using your goddamn turn signals, now you can't even say, "excuse me", if you need to get by me? No, fuck that. Yes, I see you in the corner of my eye, but I refuse to budge unless you say the magic words.
I made a tuna fish sandwich yesterday. Lot's of mayo, celery, pickles, sliced almonds, apples, all on toasted sourdough bread. It looked so yummy (I wanted chicken salad but didn't have chicken ready so made it with tuna instead).
DH comes in the room right as I'm about to take a bite and smacks it out of my hand...it hits the ground and the dog devours it. Apparently he just read an article in consumer reports about how there is no way to know how much mercury is in each can so they recommend that pregnant women shouldn't eat any.
He couldn't just tell me that and maybe I only eat half the sandwich since I'd already made it or he could have ate it...no he had to waste the whole thing
WTF coworker who called to complain to me today about the things I worked on over the summer. SORRY you have the summers off, and I get stuck doing your work for no additional pay.
Oh, and she doesn't know yet, but I battled fatigue and nausea many days to get HER work done. I hope she at least feels bad when I tell her... but probaby not. Woof.
I made a tuna fish sandwich yesterday. Lot's of mayo, celery, pickles, sliced almonds, apples, all on toasted sourdough bread. It looked so yummy (I wanted chicken salad but didn't have chicken ready so made it with tuna instead).
DH comes in the room right as I'm about to take a bite and smacks it out of my hand...it hits the ground and the dog devours it. Apparently he just read an article in consumer reports about how there is no way to know how much mercury is in each can so they recommend that pregnant women shouldn't eat any.
He couldn't just tell me that and maybe I only eat half the sandwich since I'd already made it or he could have ate it...no he had to waste the whole thing
My draw dropped in rage and indignation at this. Holy hell, and I thought C was bad about being the Food Police!! I would have started crying. And demanding that he get in the car and purchase a chicken salad sandwich from Panera with a side of macaroni and cheese and that HE cover the cost.
My draw dropped in rage and indignation at this. Holy hell, and I thought C was bad about being the Food Police!! I would have started crying. And demanding that he get in the car and purchase a chicken salad sandwich from Panera with a side of macaroni and cheese and that HE cover the cost.
I will now be stopping at Panera at my way home from work today (I get off at 1!! woohoo!!). And I will be ordering exactly this. Thank you.
My WTF goes to my mom, who I love dearly, but come ON!
She asked me to go through my old things from high school that I left behind 15 years ago because they wanted to clean out the house for a garage sale. Well, I'm going through the stuff and setting things aside while my mom watches. Then she keeps interjecting with "But the nice church ladies made that quilt for you when you were a baby!" as I set aside a threadbare bed spread I had when I was 5. Or "That was your grandmother's!" as I place a costume jewelry cross in the garage sale pile. Seriously, if this junk meant that much to you, why are you having me go through it and decide what I want to keep? Then I get a heaping side of guilt every time I garage-saled something she thought had sentimental value that I couldn't see. I ended up leaving with way more shit than I wanted and now I have to go through it again to throw out what I actually don't want.
Oh, and then she gave me shit for keeping a journal my paternal grandma made for me. She was complaining about how I already knew enough about her because she outlived my maternal grandma by a couple decades. Of course I'm sad that I don't know my mom's mom very well because she passed away when I was so young. But I'm annoyed that my mom would make me feel badly about wanting to connect with my dad's mom.
WTF boobs?!?!?! Why do you feel the need to be so big?! Like really a nice full D wasn't enough for you? We've just got to move right on up to an E? WTF are you gonna decide to do in the next 6 months? Suffocate me and end up only being able to order stupid bras online?
wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair." I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair." I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
People make me want to throat punch them-_-
Wow your cousin sounds disgusting! Have an abortion if it's not a girl? I would have punched her, some people are so ridiculous and think we want their opinion
wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair." I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
People make me want to throat punch them-_-
Wow your cousin sounds disgusting! Have an abortion if it's not a girl? I would have punched her, some people are so ridiculous and think we want their opinion
She's an idiot and I have no issue saying I hate her. She's a spoiled brat who faked multiple miscarriages, which she admitted, and her mom makes it seem like the sun shines out of her ass. I don't have to see her for 3 amazing years thanks to her now being stationed in Germany with her husband. But yeah, her mom(my aunt) also tried telling everyone I only got pregnant to get attention and to take it away from my cousin. Lovely little family.
wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair."
I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
People make me want to throat punch them-_-
what the flying fuck? your MIL doesn't know how biology works. both her and your cousin need a swift punch in the vag box
wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair."
I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
People make me want to throat punch them-_-
holy SHIT are you kidding me!??!?! thats beyond unacceptable. I would have punched her in the neck
WTF boss! Why do you have to be such an unsupportive bitch! I've been "reminded" several times to make all my appointments after work. Well guess what bitch I have personal time to take that I can use for whatever I want! And oh, there is a little thing called FMLA
Wtf body: act dehydrated with muscle cramps, fatigue, and all that fun stuff but then let my feet swell up like balloons! Oh and Wtf I am 14 weeks and am barfing at least 2-3 times a day. I would like to stop throwing up all this food I keep paying for!
WTF bitch at work!! You screw up all the time, I apparently do something wrong that you can't tell me but feel the need to mention to a fellow coworker that I have done something wrong...even when I give you a couple opportunities you still don't share my mess up... You get a big F-U!
(Btw...we must all be extra bitchy trolls today because we are all very mad at co-workers, Dh's and others more so than symptoms!)
WTF body: I eat or I don't eat and still I throw up or my head hurts so bad that I'm having strange out of body experiences and my heart is pounding so much that I can see my shirt jumping. Friggin stop it. In the meantime, here I am resting on the couch.
Eta: I wanted to add this sweet video that made me cry. Baby gets hearing aids and hears for the first time. What a blessing! https://youtu.be/UUP02yTKWWo
WTF NURSE! You call me yesterday to tell me that the doctor locked my results in his office, and OH HAI BTW he took a long weekend!! But you tots swear you'll call me by noon. Come 1pm nothing, I call and you're at lunch until 2. Call at 3 and you're still unavailable!!!
When we spoke I said, so if you don't call me by 4, I should call you? YOU GAVE YOURSELF THE NOON DEADLINE!!
Not as severe as @JenniCollins H's move (I would have cried), but WTF H. I have been having trouble drinking tap water because it tastes terrible to me now, so I've been using a few crystal light packets per day. My H noticed they expired and threw the whole plastic carton full away. I found them in the trash and had a mini-meltdown as he tried to pry them out of my trash can diving hands. I may have uttered something about them being "my precious." C'mon, if you're going to throw away my barely expired water savers, as least go get me more!
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WTF to my FIL girlfriend. Invited us over for dinner Monday (nice gesture) but failed to mention that the entire house has been sick for 2 weeks and everyone is still getting over it! Just what I need- to be sick, miss work, and not be able to take anything for being sick.
WTF mornings. If I'm not waking up to the feeling reminiscent of a hangover (anyone else's nausea like that?), I can barely drag my ass outta bed at all. I... just.... no. Nap time all the time. Good luck, @FrecklesInside!
I don't know if it is the pregnancy, going back for my masters, or my students, but WTF is up with my students this year? They are a bunch of trolls trying to make my life miserable. I seriously normally love my job, but I am over it this year.
WTH high school students, can't you see I'm a hormonal pregnant ladies and frustrated and the stairs at work have me super out a breath! Awww I feel better now. Thanks
WTF rash on my toddler! This morning my DD woke up scratching the back of her neck and crying that it hurt. I thought a bug attacked in the night, but throughout the day it has spread all down her back and on her sides. I am beyond upset. I hate when she feels bad. I also hate google because now I think she has the measles. Looks like we will be going to the doctor tomorrow for the first time in almost a year.
Re: *WTF Wednesday*
WTF doctor's office! Why is it so hard to get in touch with a nurse?? Of course I'm going crazy sitting here for over TENTY FOUR hours since I first called you! I will be changing doctor's offices for my next appointment after this awful experience, thank you.
Mild bleeding after sex Monday, could be nothing. But I'm RH neg and read in the posts on here that bleeding can be dangerous in this case so now I'm flipping out. F-ing call me back!
I made a tuna fish sandwich yesterday. Lot's of mayo, celery, pickles, sliced almonds, apples, all on toasted sourdough bread. It looked so yummy (I wanted chicken salad but didn't have chicken ready so made it with tuna instead).
DH comes in the room right as I'm about to take a bite and smacks it out of my hand...it hits the ground and the dog devours it. Apparently he just read an article in consumer reports about how there is no way to know how much mercury is in each can so they recommend that pregnant women shouldn't eat any.
He couldn't just tell me that and maybe I only eat half the sandwich since I'd already made it or he could have ate it...no he had to waste the whole thing
My WTF goes to my mom, who I love dearly, but come ON!
She asked me to go through my old things from high school that I left behind 15 years ago because they wanted to clean out the house for a garage sale. Well, I'm going through the stuff and setting things aside while my mom watches. Then she keeps interjecting with "But the nice church ladies made that quilt for you when you were a baby!" as I set aside a threadbare bed spread I had when I was 5. Or "That was your grandmother's!" as I place a costume jewelry cross in the garage sale pile. Seriously, if this junk meant that much to you, why are you having me go through it and decide what I want to keep? Then I get a heaping side of guilt every time I garage-saled something she thought had sentimental value that I couldn't see. I ended up leaving with way more shit than I wanted and now I have to go through it again to throw out what I actually don't want.
Oh, and then she gave me shit for keeping a journal my paternal grandma made for me. She was complaining about how I already knew enough about her because she outlived my maternal grandma by a couple decades. Of course I'm sad that I don't know my mom's mom very well because she passed away when I was so young. But I'm annoyed that my mom would make me feel badly about wanting to connect with my dad's mom.
I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.
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WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.
People make me want to throat punch them-_-
what the flying fuck? your MIL doesn't know how biology works. both her and your cousin need a swift punch in the vag box
I've been "reminded" several times to make all my appointments after work.
Well guess what bitch I have personal time to take that I can use for whatever I want!
And oh, there is a little thing called FMLA
Married the love of my life: 5-17-14
BFP:6-27-14
EDD:3-11-15
Step Mom to Z: 4-11-06
IT'S A BOY!!!!!!
(Btw...we must all be extra bitchy trolls today because we are all very mad at co-workers, Dh's and others more so than symptoms!)
Eta: I wanted to add this sweet video that made me cry. Baby gets hearing aids and hears for the first time. What a blessing!
When we spoke I said, so if you don't call me by 4, I should call you? YOU GAVE YOURSELF THE NOON DEADLINE!!
~~~~For SuzyQ and all our loss moms~~~~
Met: 02.2007 / Engaged: 11.21.2009 / Married: 07.09.2010
EDD: 03.02.2015 / Scheduled Delivery Date: 02.25.2015
Good luck, @FrecklesInside!