March 2015 Moms

*WTF Wednesday*

I didn't see this. Hope I'm not doubling. Post your WTFs here. 

Re: *WTF Wednesday*

  • WTF throat. Why are you hurting so bad!? Everything hurts!
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  • WTF hormones you are really making me a bitch!! I have no tolerance for stupid ppl and I cant hold my tongue. Please calm down soon!!
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  • WTF doctor's office! Why is it so hard to get in touch with a nurse?? Of course I'm going crazy sitting here for over TENTY FOUR hours since I first called you! I will be changing doctor's offices for my next appointment after this awful experience, thank you.

    Mild bleeding after sex Monday, could be nothing. But I'm RH neg and read in the posts on here that bleeding can be dangerous in this case so now I'm flipping out. F-ing call me back!

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  • WTF allergies! My nose is constantly itchy and runny. I sneeze a gajillion times a day. Fuck off already!

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  • SNLT1012 said:

    WTF body.  11 weeks 3 days.  WHY are you still puking?!?

    14 weeks 3 days and still pukey as ever:( not once did I vomit with DD but I'm taking it as a sign that everything's going smoothly
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  • WTF coworker. Stop coming into my office to complain about everything! I have zero patience for your nonsene, plus a ton of work to do seeing that I have 4 interviews scheduled in this already short week; so I don't have time for you! GO AWAY!
  • WTF co-worker with no manners. He sneezes, I say bless you, he says nothing. Jerk. 
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  • WTF DH...

    I made a tuna fish sandwich yesterday.  Lot's of mayo, celery, pickles, sliced almonds, apples, all on toasted sourdough bread.  It looked so yummy (I wanted chicken salad but didn't have chicken ready so made it with tuna instead).

    DH comes in the room right as I'm about to take a bite and smacks it out of my hand...it hits the ground and the dog devours it.  Apparently he just read an article in consumer reports about how there is no way to know how much mercury is in each can so they recommend that pregnant women shouldn't eat any.

    He couldn't just tell me that and maybe I only eat half the sandwich since I'd already made it or he could have ate it...no he had to waste the whole thing
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  • WTF coworker who called to complain to me today about the things I worked on over the summer. SORRY you have the summers off, and I get stuck doing your work for no additional pay. 

    Oh, and she doesn't know yet, but I battled fatigue and nausea many days to get HER work done. I hope she at least feels bad when I tell her... but probaby not. Woof.
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  • WTF coworkers, stop ordering delicious smelling fried food when I'm tryna to be all healthy n shit!
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  • My draw dropped in rage and indignation at this.  Holy hell, and I thought C was bad about being the Food Police!!  I would have started crying.  And demanding that he get in the car and purchase a chicken salad sandwich from Panera with a side of macaroni and cheese and that HE cover the cost.
    I will now be stopping at Panera at my way home from work today (I get off at 1!! woohoo!!). And I will be ordering exactly this. Thank you.

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  • My WTF goes to my mom, who I love dearly, but come ON!

    She asked me to go through my old things from high school that I left behind 15 years ago because they wanted to clean out the house for a garage sale.  Well, I'm going through the stuff and setting things aside while my mom watches.  Then she keeps interjecting with "But the nice church ladies made that quilt for you when you were a baby!" as I set aside a threadbare bed spread I had when I was 5.  Or "That was your grandmother's!" as I place a costume jewelry cross in the garage sale pile.  Seriously, if this junk meant that much to you, why are you having me go through it and decide what I want to keep?  Then I get a heaping side of guilt every time I garage-saled something she thought had sentimental value that I couldn't see.  I ended up leaving with way more shit than I wanted and now I have to go through it again to throw out what I actually don't want.

    Oh, and then she gave me shit for keeping a journal my paternal grandma made for me.  She was complaining about how I already knew enough about her because she outlived my maternal grandma by a couple decades.  Of course I'm sad that I don't know my mom's mom very well because she passed away when I was so young.  But I'm annoyed that my mom would make me feel badly about wanting to connect with my dad's mom.

  • WTF boobs?!?!?! Why do you feel the need to be so big?! Like really a nice full D wasn't enough for you? We've just got to move right on up to an E? WTF are you gonna decide to do in the next 6 months? Suffocate me and end up only being able to order stupid bras online?
  • WTF coworkers I am not a delicate flower. I can lift things and still do my job... Ugh
  • WTF Brain!  Please stop stabbing me in the face!  
  • sweaver93 said:

    wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair."
    I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.

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    WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.

    People make me want to throat punch them-_-

    Wow your cousin sounds disgusting! Have an abortion if it's not a girl? I would have punched her, some people are so ridiculous and think we want their opinion
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  • sweaver93 said:

    wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair."
    I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off.

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    WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t.

    People make me want to throat punch them-_-

    Wow your cousin sounds disgusting! Have an abortion if it's not a girl? I would have punched her, some people are so ridiculous and think we want their opinion
    She's an idiot and I have no issue saying I hate her. She's a spoiled brat who faked multiple miscarriages, which she admitted, and her mom makes it seem like the sun shines out of her ass. I don't have to see her for 3 amazing years thanks to her now being stationed in Germany with her husband. But yeah, her mom(my aunt) also tried telling everyone I only got pregnant to get attention and to take it away from my cousin. Lovely little family.
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    edited September 2014

    sweaver93 said:
    wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair." I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off. &&&&& WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t. People make me want to throat punch them-_-
    what the flying fuck? your MIL doesn't know how biology works. both her and your cousin need a swift punch in the vag box

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  • sweaver93 said:
    wtf ignorant douche dicks that find it necessary to constantly tell me, oh I hope you have a boy this time! Hope your husband doesn't decide to leave you when you have another girl for someone who can give him the son he wants(from my mil), or my peach of a cousin who told me I better not have a boy, and that since she doesn't want kids yet, I should have an abortion so she can have the next baby in the family. Oh and I have to have an abortion if it's a boy because "it isn't fair." I don't give a flying fuck what we have, neither does dh, the important thing to us is a healthy baby, so fuck off. &&&&& WTF idiots who try to tell me, oh your baby's heartrate means it's a girl, or your placenta is here which is also for a girl. You don't know jack s#!t. People make me want to throat punch them-_-
    holy SHIT are you kidding me!??!?! thats beyond unacceptable. I would have punched her in the neck 
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  • @frecklesinside, I hope you get an answer to the interview soon! 

    WTF coworkers, why do you feel it necessary to comment every time I'm eating something. Yes, I'm a pregnant human, I eat food. A lot. Get over it! 
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  • WTF boss! Why do you have to be such an unsupportive bitch!
    I've been "reminded" several times to make all my appointments after work.
    Well guess what bitch I have personal time to take that I can use for whatever I want!
    And oh, there is a little thing called FMLA

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  • CrystalDupuisCrystalDupuis member
    edited September 2014
    Wtf body: act dehydrated with muscle cramps, fatigue, and all that fun stuff but then let my feet swell up like balloons! Oh and Wtf I am 14 weeks and am barfing at least 2-3 times a day. I would like to stop throwing up all this food I keep paying for!
  • WTF bitch at work!! You screw up all the time, I apparently do something wrong that you can't tell me but feel the need to mention to a fellow coworker that I have done something wrong...even when I give you a couple opportunities you still don't share my mess up... You get a big F-U!

    (Btw...we must all be extra bitchy trolls today because we are all very mad at co-workers, Dh's and others more so than symptoms!)
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  • WTF body. Why did I have to throw up so hard I peed myself?  X_X


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  • Lark425Lark425 member
    edited September 2014
    WTF body: I eat or I don't eat and still I throw up or my head hurts so bad that I'm having strange out of body experiences and my heart is pounding so much that I can see my shirt jumping. Friggin stop it. In the meantime, here I am resting on the couch.

    Eta: I wanted to add this sweet video that made me cry. Baby gets hearing aids and hears for the first time. What a blessing! https://youtu.be/UUP02yTKWWo
  • WTF NURSE!  You call me yesterday to tell me that the doctor locked my results in his office, and OH HAI BTW he took a long weekend!! But you tots swear you'll call me by noon.  Come 1pm nothing, I call and you're at lunch until 2.  Call at 3 and you're still unavailable!!!

    When we spoke I said, so if you don't call me by 4, I should call you? YOU GAVE YOURSELF THE NOON DEADLINE!!


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  • WTF to my FIL girlfriend. Invited us over for dinner Monday (nice gesture) but failed to mention that the entire house has been sick for 2 weeks and everyone is still getting over it! Just what I need- to be sick, miss work, and not be able to take anything for being sick.
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  • WTF mornings. If I'm not waking up to the feeling reminiscent of a hangover (anyone else's nausea like that?), I can barely drag my ass outta bed at all. I... just.... no. Nap time all the time.
    Good luck, @FrecklesInside‌!
  • I don't know if it is the pregnancy, going back for my masters, or my students, but WTF is up with my students this year? They are a bunch of trolls trying to make my life miserable. I seriously normally love my job, but I am over it this year.
  • WTH high school students, can't you see I'm a hormonal pregnant ladies and frustrated and the stairs at work have me super out a breath! Awww I feel better now. Thanks
  • WTF rash on my toddler! This morning my DD woke up scratching the back of her neck and crying that it hurt. I thought a bug attacked in the night, but throughout the day it has spread all down her back and on her sides. I am beyond upset. I hate when she feels bad. I also hate google because now I think she has the measles. Looks like we will be going to the doctor tomorrow for the first time in almost a year.
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