WTF Wednesday 9/3

darkangel42 · September 2014

WTF, concept of time? I've thought it was Thursday for most of this week so far and thought it was nearly lunchtime today but it's only 10.

WTF, sleeping husband? It's 10am and you're still sleeping?! I have to shower and need you to watch the bay-bee!

WTF, boobs? blocked duct again - GTFO! And still over-supply on one, under the other that reverts back as soon as I even it out by pumping.

Have at it.

lowen83 · September 2014

Wtf...Right boob over produce left boob not so much! Get it together boobs!!

AMcLaws · September 2014

WTF DD1? Why are you all of a sudden ignoring me? I realize it's because you're 3. But NOTHING is more infuriating than being blatantly ignored. It drives me absolutely batty. Nothing pisses me off more. Seriously, LISTEN to me, when I ask you not to do something!!! ~X(

Nichole8787 · September 2014

Wtf dh and mom suggesting I stop breast feeding and switch to formula just because I'm having difficulty with a heavy let down. Lo has A great latch and I make plenty of milk! Wtf? He'll get stronger and be able tho handle the let down!!! So shut the fuck up.

ghostof5letters · September 2014

WTF clients...why does everyone want to speak to me between 5:30 and 7pm this week. It's my first week back to work, why can't we just chat during business hours? Ugh...

nolemomma14 · September 2014

WTF dog! Barking like crazy at 1am and waking up LO. What was she barking at? Who knows.

ADC1979 · September 2014

WTF DH? Baby wakes up to eat right around the time your alarm goes off, I ask if you'll check his diaper so I can pee, and you say you want to rest a few more minutes? Yeah thanks I don't have that option and I'm the one who had to haul myself out of bed 2.5 hours earlier for a feeding. My milk probably tasted like rage.

TexasGirl81 · September 2014

Wtf same routine. I'm getting really sick of it. Time to change things up!!

shamyfowler · September 2014

I'm with darkangel42: wtf blocked duct! Go away now!

WTF uncle- you aren't divorced yet and you got your girlfriend pregnant!? Not to mention your 17 yo daughter had her baby today, so now your grandkid and kid can grow up together! Not to mention your girlfriend was our nurse yesterday and I must say she was not very baby friendly, so good luck with that and your eventual 4th marriage and 6th kid at 50?

kenziebug22 · September 2014

Kbelle24 said:
I'm with darkangel42: wtf blocked duct! Go away now!

WTF uncle- you aren't divorced yet and you got your girlfriend pregnant!? Not to mention your 17 yo daughter had her baby today, so now your grandkid and kid can grow up together! Not to mention your girlfriend was our nurse yesterday and I must say she was not very baby friendly, so good luck with that and your eventual 4th marriage and 6th kid at 50?

This sounds like my ex.. lol

[Deleted User] · September 2014

WTF Mother: I understand swaddling wasn't a thing or so you say back in the day when I was a child but if you say "escape" in the Dori voice from Finding Nemo one more time while slowly unwrapping her because you think we won't notice, I will flip the fuck out. Why do you think she goes into hysterics after you just let her fling about. Good god.

susanskowera · September 2014

babyprigge said:
WTF Mother: I understand swaddling wasn't a thing or so you say back in the day when I was a child but if you say "escape" in the Dori voice from Finding Nemo one more time while slowly unwrapping her because you think we won't notice, I will flip the fuck out. Why do you think she goes into hysterics after you just let her fling about. Good god.

O.M.G. my mother does the same thing, minus the Nemo reference. Drives me nuts. She also can't sit still when holding LO. I gave him to her almost asleep and said, 'just put your finger on the paci for about 2 minutes, and he'll be passed out'...what does she do? Fidgets. Gets up and paces. Moves him from arm to arm. Puts him in the swing. Paces while fidgeting. All within 10 minutes.Then hands him back to me stating he's hungry and that's why he's like this (I had literally just fed him before she said she wanted him). No, Ma,he just wants to fucking chill and you are the opposite of chill right now. I got anxious just watching it unfold.

shortstack930 · September 2014

WTF 6 week growth spurt?! I only got 4 hours of sleep and have been nursing nonstop since 10am because DD is constantly hungry! My poor boobs are about to fall off

JLHV1909 · September 2014

wtf hospital- thank you for making my monthly payment small- totally doable and not as bad as the total amount I owe you- and I like that there isn't any interest...but 30 minutes on hold and waiting for 22 callers ahead of me- is kinda ridiculous- maybe you could change up the hold music/information.

Wtf puppy- you need attention I get that, but why the f do you need to come sit beside me on the couch only to throw up as I sit waiting on hold....

darkangel42 · September 2014

lowen83 said:

Wtf...Right boob over produce left boob not so much! Get it together boobs!!

Mine's the other way round.
Lopsided Mama is not conducive to baby-feeding or clothes-wearing.

SuperTinkerham · September 2014

Wtf baby? You scream as soon as doctor is ready to see me. Thereby making me spend 30 minutes just feeding you in the exam room while they're waiting to check me under the hood.

Ekg688 · September 2014

WTF idiots I work with asking if I had my baby! Nope, I just took a really big shit!

Wtf nanny who quit yesterday.... UGHHH!

WTF boobs MAKE MOOORE MILKKKK! This 6 oz per session isn't cutting it! Im sick of middle of the night pumping

ADC1979 · September 2014

cko521 said:

WTF DD?! I spend an hour rocking, nursing, shushing and you won't close your eyes so I give up, stick the swing in the bathroom, plop you in it and take my shower. You're asleep in 5 minutes. The second I get out of the shower, you scream. What is it about my presence that is so terrible you can't sleep through it?!

But on the bright side, you got a shower! My baby starts to cry as soon as the shower starts. Even my own bathroom trips are fraught with peril and the hope I can at least pee before he realizes I'm gone.

Nichole8787 · September 2014

babyprigge said:
WTF Mother: I understand swaddling wasn't a thing or so you say back in the day when I was a child but if you say "escape" in the Dori voice from Finding Nemo one more time while slowly unwrapping her because you think we won't notice, I will flip the fuck out. Why do you think she goes into hysterics after you just let her fling about. Good god.

@babyprigge‌ that would completely plus me off! But....I laughed out loud literally imagining grandma doing the memo voice.

darkangel42 · September 2014

WTF cramps! Either let AF show up or GTFO. I'm sick of aching for no apparent reason!

[Deleted User] · September 2014

Nichole8787 said:

babyprigge said:
WTF Mother: I understand swaddling wasn't a thing or so you say back in the day when I was a child but if you say "escape" in the Dori voice from Finding Nemo one more time while slowly unwrapping her because you think we won't notice, I will flip the fuck out. Why do you think she goes into hysterics after you just let her fling about. Good god.
@babyprigge‌ that would completely plus me off! But....I laughed out loud literally imagining grandma doing the memo voice.

@Nichole8787‌ don't get me wrong, it's nice to see her but... 3 days... Just need to get past 3 more days. She also thinks I underfed her all the time because I'm Breastfeeding and that I should formula feed her. That's a whole other ragy topic though.

kenziebug22 · September 2014

Wtf baby. Why do you have to scare me and stress me out to my limit because you decide you don't want to eat anymore!?

kenziebug22 · September 2014

babybell22 said:

kenziebug22 said:
Wtf baby. Why do you have to scare me and stress me out to my limit because you decide you don't want to eat anymore!?
mine will eat today but then I swear spits up half of it. Why are babies so complicated?

Idk but it's so stressful! He started getting really fussy and would latch on and off and it just kept getting worse until he refused it everytime i offered my breast even though hes screaming because hes hungry, ugh

Nichole8787 · September 2014

kenziebug22 said:

babybell22 said:

kenziebug22 said:
Wtf baby. Why do you have to scare me and stress me out to my limit because you decide you don't want to eat anymore!?
mine will eat today but then I swear spits up half of it. Why are babies so complicated?

Idk but it's so stressful! He started getting really fussy and would latch on and off and it just kept getting worse until he refused it everytime i offered my breast even though hes screaming because hes hungry, ugh

@kenziebug22‌ my lo did that yesterday! I ended up calling the pediatrician after hours I was so upset. He is doing fine today. Maybe it's a growth spurt thing?

kenziebug22 · September 2014

Nichole8787 said:

kenziebug22 said:

babybell22 said:

kenziebug22 said:
Wtf baby. Why do you have to scare me and stress me out to my limit because you decide you don't want to eat anymore!?
mine will eat today but then I swear spits up half of it. Why are babies so complicated?

Idk but it's so stressful! He started getting really fussy and would latch on and off and it just kept getting worse until he refused it everytime i offered my breast even though hes screaming because hes hungry, ugh
@kenziebug22‌ my lo did that yesterday! I ended up calling the pediatrician after hours I was so upset. He is doing fine today. Maybe it's a growth spurt thing?

What did your pedi say? I have no idea but i had to go out and buy formula to try it and luckily he took a little of that but i have no idea why he wants that (something hes never had) over nursing? Its so upsetting

I had REALLY bad GI problems (still battle with) as a baby and had surgically implanted feeding tubes directly into my stomach from 6 months until 4yrs because i wouldn't eat, so im nervous and praying to god he's not taking after me in that..

Nichole8787 · September 2014

@kenziebug22‌ he said not to worry unless he hasn't had anything at all for 8 hours. Last night when we were dealing with a ragy non eating baby I gave h him pumped milk in a bottle while he was sleeping. He drank 4.5 oz. Maybe try your pumped milk instead of formula?

kenziebug22 · September 2014

@Nichole8787‌ That's good to know it was a long time before he took anything but idt that long. I tried pumped milk he still wouldn't take it, it's just so weird. I could see if I've been doing formula and BM and he decided he liked formula better but he hadn't had anything else but breastmilk until the other night

Nichole8787 · September 2014

@kenziebug22‌ I thought that was an excessive amount of time too. Remember though if he latches even for a few seconds he's probably getting something. For my lo I was able tho get him to eat for the first time in his sleep. After that we were fine. I think he had gotten overly hungry.

kenziebug22 · September 2014

@Nichole8787‌ thats good your LO is eating fine now, that probably was the case i know even with myself if i get over hungry when i go to eat i kind of dont want to.

We're still having problems with BM but he is taking formula so i guess we'll just keep trying and if not, oh well. I mean at least hes eating something right?

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