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TessyMessy
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Hi, I'm not an asshole aka Intro
TessyMessy
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in Parenting
Hi, I am a dirty lurker from F14. I have a 6 year old and a 7 month old-- both boys. I joined TB last year when I got my BFP and honestly wish I had joined sooner because I could have totally benefited from many of the boards, especially TTCAL. I work FT for a pretty cool company doing data governance and business intelligence (re: very ambiguous and boring) and struggle with the normal daily grind and work-life balance nonsense. I know there are some standard parenting questions I am supposed to answer. I will try to dig up the thread and find them. I can tell you I am not an asshole-- unless I am drinking. Then I can be a total bitchface and would probably leave my shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.
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Re: Hi, I'm not an asshole aka Intro
But no more drunk grocery shopping for you.
I found the thread with the official questions... perhaps I should have intro'd there but its too late now.
Do you return shopping carts? Always. DS1 loves to take them back to the cart coral.
Do you watch Sherlock, GoT, and/or Doctor Who? None of the above.
How do you feel about 1D? They are OK. I have been thoroughly schooled on 1D from my niece. But I feel like KNOTB was way better back in the day.
How do you feel about cilantro/beets? I like cilantro and had some growing in my garden until some asshole stopped watering it. Beets make your poo funny colors.
Do you put olives on your tacos? Yes, I love me some olives.
How do you feel about soft pants? That is my at home and grocery shopping uniform.
What do you think of a woman at the grocery store with no make up and a ball cap? She may be my long lost sister!
How do you feel about fruits in desserts? Anything covered in chocolate and/or ice cream is delicious.
Would you rather give a bj or have buttsex? Standard Tessy answers BJ. Drunk Tessy says buttsex.
What is your drink of choice? Adult drinks: usually wine. Whisky/Scotch is also a fan favorite. Vodka makes me puke every time.
Who/what do you fangirl? Foo Fighters/Dave Grohl. And any trashy show on Bravo. I will binge watch the RHO anywhere.
Do you watch Big Brother? Are you in an alliance? I do no but my mom does so I hear all about it.
Do you think people with one child should save the car carts for those with two or more kids? No, first come first serve bitches.
Are you planning on rehoming an animal because you "dont have time for them"? No way. I love my dog. But sometimes I don't have time for my vegetable garden. I have some very deprived plants out there.