Cervical Dilation comparison

MrsLaLaBug · August 2014

I had almost forgotten about this. Someone shared this on my BMB last pregnancy. Though it's interesting to gain a perspective, I've never looked at a bagel the same way since then.

bumpuser10199668 · August 2014

Well that's just depressing. My Cheerio will never be a bagel wahhhhhhhh

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

I get to soda can in my head, and that's it. It can't possibly be more than a soda can. I will continue to live in this delusion.

jortiz780 · August 2014

Mine went from cheerio to bagel in 30 mins flat!

Groxb · August 2014

Can mine be a cinnamon raisin bagel?

trebekastan · August 2014

Groxb said:

Can mine be a cinnamon raisin bagel?

Does that mean like genital warts or something?

Groxb · August 2014

trebekastan said:

Groxb said:

Can mine be a cinnamon raisin bagel?

Does that mean like genital warts or something?

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Or just that I have a tasty and delicious cervix. Duh.

lbonga1 · August 2014

I walked into this thinking it was going to be a "how dilated is your cervix?" thread. :-/ I wonder if it'll make me hungry now when the nurse tells me it's time to start pushing....probably not haha.

portentosa · August 2014

I really want a bagel now. Cheerios can suck it.

MrsLaLaBug · September 2014

Do your kegels! LOL

amom2four · September 2014

My kids have been eating cinnamon raisin bagels. I'm so jealous. Stupid effing gd. That may just be one of my first meals once this kiddo escapes.

Solarajayy · September 2014

This makes me think about being able to feel my cheerio turn into a bagel... I'm a first timer, can someone tell me if you can feel this all happening and a side note, I love bagels but I may not be able to look at one for a while! Lol!

trebekastan · September 2014

Solarajayy said:

This makes me think about being able to feel my cheerio turn into a bagel... I'm a first timer, can someone tell me if you can feel this all happening and a side note, I love bagels but I may not be able to look at one for a while! Lol!

They are called contractions......

Solarajayy · September 2014

That's not what I meant, but thanks for making me feel stupid

Solarajayy · September 2014

@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

amom2four · September 2014

It's been a while!!! Here we go again!!!

camichael84 · September 2014

Solarajayy said:

@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

No, no you cannot. You might not be able to feel the contractions, but they are what cause the dilating. I'm a FTM, but I'm under the impression that no, you will not feel any pain in your cervix from the dilation itself (could be wrong, though). The pain comes from the uterine contractions. And to be fair, your question was a little silly, and that is why you received a response like that.

Also, this is not a place you can post any stupid thing and not expect to be treated as such. There are forums that are that way. This is not one of them. This is a blunt and honest board, which I far prefer.

kmbk27 · September 2014

Solarajayy said:
Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Hi. Welcome to S14. You're off to a bangin' start. Pro tip:

On a completely unrelated note, have any of you seen my red pen?

punnybunny · September 2014

Solarajayy said:
@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

QFP

Contractions are what push the baby down, the pressure of the baby's head opens the cervix. Usually. That's how it was explained to me. But I'm a FTM too so anyone should feel free to correct that.

trebekastan · September 2014

Solarajayy said:

@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

You are very welcome! Also, you could not dilate from a "cheerio" to a "bagel" without contractions. This is a sight site where people can post whatever they want and if you feel stupid that is no fault of mine.

And just in case you wanted the live version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aawyALNa-Kk

trebekastan · September 2014

@kmbk27 Don't worry gurl! I got you on the red pen!

MrsLaLaBug · September 2014

trebekastan said:

Solarajayy said:

@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

You are very welcome! Also, you could not dilate from a "cheerio" to a "bagel" without contractions. This is a sight site where people can post whatever they want and if you feel stupid that is no fault of mine.

And just in case you wanted the live version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aawyALNa-Kk

DED. I freaking love Katt Williams. I might have just peed a little. Simple bitch lmfao!!

portentosa · September 2014

@trebekastan LOVED that!

conradraging · September 2014

trebekastan said:

Solarajayy said:

@trebekastan‌ that was rude, I was asking a question about something I have never experienced. Also, you can dialate with out contractions. Regardless, I thought this sight was somewhere for women who are pregnant to talk about their pregnancy and ask questions with out feeling fear of being made to feel stupid. So thanks for that!

You are very welcome! Also, you could not dilate from a "cheerio" to a "bagel" without contractions. This is a sight site where people can post whatever they want and if you feel stupid that is no fault of mine.

And just in case you wanted the live version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aawyALNa-Kk

bumpuser10199668 · September 2014

Am I the only one reading @solarajayy as Solar Va-Jay-Jay?

kateronium · September 2014

Might have just been me but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the title of this post was CERVIX SELFIES!!

portentosa · September 2014

CarmAlarm said:

Am I the only one reading @solarajayy as Solar Va-Jay-Jay?

Damn. Renewable energy vagina... so progressive.

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