Had NT scan yesterday- wanna guess the gender?

052806 · August 2014

I just NEED to know now. I cannot wait one more second to find out the gender- and while we are on social constructs, can you also tell me my baby's social class too based on this picture?

Also, I keep feeling kicks in 4 different places- I KNOW it's not gas. Do you think maybe the ultrasound tech was wrong and it's twins or more? Look for yourself, untrained, non-expert ladies of the internet....what do YOU think?

And be honest- do I need to start saving for plastic surgery for my child now? BC even though this is number 3, I've instructed my friends to throw me a shower, plus when and where. I was thinking that maybe instead of registry cards I can make up a cutesy poem about how we are going to start saving for plastic surgery one day so they can contribute to that fund. That isn't tacky, right?

And just so I cover all my bases, I feel really fat, I look 8 months pregnant, people keep saying rude things to me, and my well meaning family is annoying.

Whew. Okay. So anyone wanna guess what it is? (Seriously how cute is that puppy?)

brihoover · August 2014

Before I read this I thought you were another person asking and I was already rolling my eyes lol

surpriseoldlady · August 2014

Ok, we can't tell you the "gender" from that angle- duh! As you said, we are not trained. I am, however, an expert in the magic 8 ball. I have already secured a "you may rely on it" for my boy. If anyone wishes for me to use my talent, please leave your name, and I will be happy to shake that plastic ball in your unborn child's honor!