DH told me that DS discovered his butt last night in the tub. This was the following conversation.
DS, "This is my butt."
DH, "Yes, it is."
DS, "I'm just feeling my butt. My butt helps me swim!"
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BFP with #2- Sept 6, 2013 EDD May 20, 2014 MC Sept 26, 2013 @ 6 wks 2 days

Re: Kids' funnies
Then, at checkout, as we were leaving he shouted, "Thank you, ma'am! I see you yater, ma'am!" I have no idea where he heard ma'am.
Yes. Like the cat food, honey. Mama's fancy like a feast.