TMI Tuesday!!

missnacholover · August 2014

Let's hear it!

mommymeg143 · August 2014

I received my first ever hemorrhoid last night. I did not like it at all. So, before getting in the shower...I closed my eyes and wished that it would go away. After the shower, BAM!, it was gone. I'm now trying to decide what to use my other two wishes on. I obviously get three...right? :-bd

missnacholover · August 2014

The discharge continues, yet my vag feels so dry and itchy. It is quite annoying!!!

I had the most explosive shit last night, I was so impressed with the projectile shit coming out of my ass and everywhere on the toilet bowl, that I almost took a picture. I'm so classy.

kstirton · August 2014

I've actually farted OUT LOUD twice this week in my cubicle at work and been like, oh, who cares. haha I just try and type a little bit louder.

NLJ82 · August 2014

This heat is killer. I've developed a heat rash/blister/something on my leg/thigh. It's exactly on the inside where the thigh meets the pelvic area and it sucks when I walk. I described it to DH as "the part where Barbie's leg hinge is...that's it"

I hope I'm not getting checked any time soon by my OB because it's pretty horrific looking.

Dana633 · August 2014

I know there's a baby in there but I honestly believe the rest is GAS! I have never had so much gas in my life. Especially first thing in the morning. Geez, thank goodness they aren't smelly!

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

I feel really sorry for my OB. It's summer and she only has appointments from 1-2:30 on Wednesdays and I don't know about you guys, but I'm not feeling my...freshest at that time. I've decided I'm going to bring an extra pair of undies to work to change into before my appointment next week. Last appointment when I pulled up my dress to hear LO's heartbeat I caught a slight whoof of myself. Let's just say I wasn't at my best.

missnacholover · August 2014

kstirton said:

I've actually farted OUT LOUD twice this week in my cubicle at work and been like, oh, who cares. haha I just try and type a little bit louder.

Yesterday I had my headphones on an burped. It felt really loud. I asked my cube neighbor/work BFF if he heard and he said he didn't, so hopefully it wasn't as loud as I thought!

NunyaBennis · August 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:
I feel really sorry for my OB. It's summer and she only has appointments from 1-2:30 on Wednesdays and I don't know about you guys, but I'm not feeling my...freshest at that time. I've decided I'm going to bring an extra pair of undies to work to change into before my appointment next week. Last appointment when I pulled up my dress to hear LO's heartbeat I caught a slight whoof of myself. Let's just say I wasn't at my best.

I keep baby wipes and deodorant in my car for a quick wipe down & refresh before appointments... psa: deodorant melts so make sure it's stored upright.

My TMI is not really about me today, but rather my irritation by its receipt. Why oh why does the bump insist on sending 8 identical notifications within an hour??? I know I'm fkn 29 wks today TYVM & STFU. Turning off notifications and unsubscribing has not helped. WTH?

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

NunyaBennis said:

I feel really sorry for my OB. It's summer and she only has appointments from 1-2:30 on Wednesdays and I don't know about you guys, but I'm not feeling my...freshest at that time. I've decided I'm going to bring an extra pair of undies to work to change into before my appointment next week. Last appointment when I pulled up my dress to hear LO's heartbeat I caught a slight whoof of myself. Let's just say I wasn't at my best.
I keep baby wipes and deodorant in my car for a quick wipe down & refresh before appointments... psa: deodorant melts so make sure it's stored upright. My TMI is not really about me today, but rather my irritation by its receipt. Why oh why does the bump insist on sending 8 identical notifications within an hour??? I know I'm fkn 29 wks today TYVM & STFU. Turning off notifications and unsubscribing has not helped. WTH?

Thank you! I should probably do this so I don't make her pass out or gag next time. And I've started stocking up on baby wipes, so I don't have any excuses.

missnacholover · August 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

NunyaBennis said:

I feel really sorry for my OB. It's summer and she only has appointments from 1-2:30 on Wednesdays and I don't know about you guys, but I'm not feeling my...freshest at that time. I've decided I'm going to bring an extra pair of undies to work to change into before my appointment next week. Last appointment when I pulled up my dress to hear LO's heartbeat I caught a slight whoof of myself. Let's just say I wasn't at my best.
I keep baby wipes and deodorant in my car for a quick wipe down & refresh before appointments... psa: deodorant melts so make sure it's stored upright. My TMI is not really about me today, but rather my irritation by its receipt. Why oh why does the bump insist on sending 8 identical notifications within an hour??? I know I'm fkn 29 wks today TYVM & STFU. Turning off notifications and unsubscribing has not helped. WTH?

Thank you! I should probably do this so I don't make her pass out or gag next time. And I've started stocking up on baby wipes, so I don't have any excuses.

My OB's office has wipes in the bathroom. Haha! Probably sick of the stanky.

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

kstirton said:

I've actually farted OUT LOUD twice this week in my cubicle at work and been like, oh, who cares. haha I just try and type a little bit louder.

I sit bad that I've been doing this for the last 6 months?

cindyNmark2010 · August 2014

@NLJ82 I had a rash like that for a bit, Gold Bond medicated powder spray in the yellow can did the trick to get rid of it. Used a little before bed and by the a.m. it was gone.

TMI.....nightgown only + bad allergies kicking in first thing this am + forgetting your LO uses a steamroller on your bladder these days = totally peeing on the bathroom floor while emercency vomiting congestion. Fun times......I actually had to sit and laugh at myself after cleaning up.

ssstephanie214 · August 2014

I have no idea if my yeast infection cleared up. I took the antibiotics but had no symptoms in the first place. I am not trying to go get another vaginal exam blegh

mslynn2012 · August 2014

Consistent diarreah (3 days now) = hemorrhoid.

DH is impressed, I am horrified.

Jpinky9 · August 2014

WildFlower810 said:
My areolas need their own zip codes.

My DH told me the other day that my aerolas could be seen from outer space! They are huge and dark! Super sexy!

NLJ82 · August 2014

WildFlower810 said:

My areolas need their own zip codes.

) I can't even talk about it. Giant burnt salami blotches. It's repulsive.

Jatpa003 · August 2014

Pooping sucks especially when I am so constipated I bled everywhere... And that wasn't the worst, I had to pee an hour later and while on the toilet I farted and more blood came out!!! WTAF it was like a murder scene @-)

Dana633 · August 2014

@Jatpa003 -

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dh2613 · August 2014

The 2nd happiest 10 minutes of my day were when I was able to poop without issues.. Make the madness stop... Also, I totally cried like a baby at my desk today when I got my GD results back and I passed.

carmelissa · August 2014

NinerGirl52 said:

I feel as though my pelvic bone is being separated by the jaws of life. Every time I stand up my butt (bones) hurt so bad. I'm having a very hard time explaining this special pain to my husband.

This except mine is in my vaginal bone (if that exists). Every movement hurts.

kfo22 · August 2014

Guys, the cure for constipation: At least 60 oz of water a day (gallon is better), and melon.

I can eat a buttload (pun intended) of watermelon.

My TMI is that I did this last week, and had great poops for days. It's time for another watermelon.

Dana633 · August 2014

@kfo22 - grapes work too! I've been eating a cup of grapes every day for my afternoon snake for weeks and I haven't had pooping issues in a long time! Once I skipped the grapes for like 2 days (cause the ones in the store looked yuck) Well the pooping starting getting rough shortly after. So now, I don't skip my grapes!

Kristil2014 · August 2014

Pooping issues is the story of my life at the moment. One week I am fine the next I am plugged up like no tomorrow.

The only think that had worked on a consistent bases was eating cherries every night an hour or so before bed. Now they are out of season I am kinda freaking out.

Off to see if grapes or melons help get stuff moving again.

kfo22 · August 2014

Aah cherries... no wonder it took a while for the constipation to catch up to me. What will we do in the fall without these magical fruits?!?!

Dana633 · August 2014

Prune juice?!?! :-&

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

DH just told me that I farted so much in my sleep last night that it sounded like I was deflating. And I smell.

belmont1785 · August 2014

Sweet corn is my go to constipation food. I eat it at least three times a week.

missnacholover · August 2014

If I'm constipated, I just go to Kohl's. Don't know what is in the air in that place, but it gets my shit movin'.

Kristil2014 · August 2014

kfo22 said:
Aah cherries... no wonder it took a while for the constipation to catch up to me. What will we do in the fall without these magical fruits?!?!

I have consumed WAY too many cherries this summer. My last bag is in the fridge right now.

Celticlass6 · August 2014

Frosted mini wheats clean me right out. A bowl every morning and I'm guaranteed one good poo that day.

Also, I let a fart go at my desk. Trusted it a bit too much because it was rank. I tried to cover up the smell by spraying some wrinkle release spray. I don't think it helped.

NunyaBennis · August 2014

missnacholover said:
If I'm constipated, I just go to Kohl's. Don't know what is in the air in that place, but it gets my shit movin'.

Too funny! The magical place for both my sister and I is the library! It used to be our secret code. Wowza, I really need to go to the library/ I spent so long at the library yesterday/ I'm on my way to the library/ I sure wish I could go to the library today...

ejpetey · August 2014

NunyaBennis said:

If I'm constipated, I just go to Kohl's. Don't know what is in the air in that place, but it gets my shit movin'.
Too funny! The magical place for both my sister and I is the library! It used to be our secret code. Wowza, I really need to go to the library/ I spent so long at the library yesterday/ I'm on my way to the library/ I sure wish I could go to the library today...

Haha.. this always happens to me when I'm looking at greeting cards! Every. Single. Time.

hidingangel82 · August 2014

lovebuggies1 said:
... And I've bent over to help push all of my life, now LO is in the way and he just kicks until I stop pooping.

SERIOUSLY, ME TOO! He gets angry, maybe afraid I'm gonna push him out?

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