Help me come up with a smart ass retort to the "You're Gonna Pop" comments

Re: Help me come up with a smart ass retort to the "You're Gonna Pop" comments

• dal2aus member

  August 2014

  You could fake going into labor.  I'm sure that would shut them up.

  

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• RedBaramid member

  August 2014

  I got angry when I dropped by our main office this morning and a freaking company nurse told me I looked like I was ready to pop.. I asked her if she had a pen on her so we could go ahead and burst me then and held out my hand for a pen until the uncomfortable silence drove her away. I only feel a little bad about it. 

  
  

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• bumpuser10199668 member

  August 2014

  Fart.

  

  
  
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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  August 2014

  You could say, "you'd better watch it then. I may just"pop" all over your shoes." That would especially work if they are wearing expensive shoes

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• KATILLAC1 member

  August 2014

  You could carry around a poncho and a wet floor sign "just in case" your water breaks and then the baby rockets out of you at warp speed. Then you could give it to the idiots who keep asking dumb questions.

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• Ahlome08 member

  August 2014

  You could say something along the lines of, "you too!! When are you due?" Lol usually shuts them up

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• Groxb member

  August 2014

  Break out into your best rendition of "Dirty Pop" by NSYNC?

  
   
  

  

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• Ivorytower2 member

  August 2014

  Perfect. I love making it as awkward as possible.

  RedBaramid said:

  I got angry when I dropped by our main office this morning and a freaking company nurse told me I looked like I was ready to pop.. I asked her if she had a pen on her so we could go ahead and burst me then and held out my hand for a pen until the uncomfortable silence drove her away. I only feel a little bad about it. 

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• drae86 member

  August 2014

  I got the 'looks like that baby's dropped last night'. What could you tell by my exaggerated waddle?

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• punnybunny member

  August 2014

  "Your belt looks like it's about to pop too."

  
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• mrsdanielleM2010 member

  August 2014

  Them: "You're about to pop"
  
  Me: "Yeah, you in the face."
  

  
  

   

  
  

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• beccalee721 member

  August 2014

  It's threads like this why I love this board. You guys are fabulous! I'm cracking up over here!

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• bf43005 member

  August 2014

  "After I pop I won't be pregnant anymore, but will you always be so rude?"

  
  

  

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• ConversationFear member

  August 2014

  One of my pregnant friends said some lady at work told her, "Dang girl, you got HUGE!" Her response was "You too!"

  Still one of my faves.

   

   

   

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• babynuggetsmama member

  August 2014

  I love this thread!!! I'm so sick of hearing that comment at work! None of the ladies I work with have said it, but the guys just don't know when to STFU! I get so angry. One of the guys has repeatedly been told by my female co-works NEVER to comment on a women's size, especially when pregnant. He's so insensitive.

  
  

  I'm SOOOO using this next time he says it to me! 

  beccalou12 said:

  "Your belt looks like it's about to pop too."

  
  

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