TMI Tuesday!!!

highbornhunter · August 2014

clumsyatheart said:

My mom and i (obvs my mom is my bff) went to the pittsburgh zoo after a road trip. We were entering the aquarium and i thought i could get away with a small fart -- IT WAS LOUD. Omg the shame.

Unrelated to gas but I love the Pittsburgh Zoo!

missnacholover · August 2014

clumsyatheart said:

My mom and i (obvs my mom is my bff) went to the pittsburgh zoo after a road trip. We were entering the aquarium and i thought i could get away with a small fart -- IT WAS LOUD. Omg the shame.

Blame it on the animals!!

clumsyatheart · August 2014

missnacholover said:

clumsyatheart said:

My mom and i (obvs my mom is my bff) went to the pittsburgh zoo after a road trip. We were entering the aquarium and i thought i could get away with a small fart -- IT WAS LOUD. Omg the shame.

Blame it on the animals!!

THE FISH DID IT, THOSE STANKASS BASTARDS.

@highbornhunter: it's a pretty good one! I loved Pittsburgh. People can actually kinda drive there, or at least they don't actively try to kill you like they do in DC.

missnacholover · August 2014

clumsyatheart said:

clumsyatheart said:

My mom and i (obvs my mom is my bff) went to the pittsburgh zoo after a road trip. We were entering the aquarium and i thought i could get away with a small fart -- IT WAS LOUD. Omg the shame.

Blame it on the animals!!
THE FISH DID IT, THOSE STANKASS BASTARDS.

I was thinking more the lion. Or bear.

Although water farts are the worst!!

clumsyatheart · August 2014

Oo good point. Maybe the sea otters?

They are so bad. Two words: bath farts.

highbornhunter · August 2014

Related to gas - I farted on my exercise ball and not only did it stink, it echoed and made the weirdest gross sound reverberating back from the ball.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

highbornhunter said:
Related to gas - I farted on my exercise ball and not only did it stink, it echoed and made the weirdest gross sound reverberating back from the ball.

) that is so great lmfao

JustJainey · August 2014

I have an hour drive to work in the morning and this morning I honestly was frightened that I might not make it (#1 and #2). I was seriously worried and was even speeding, but then was concerned that I could get pulled over by the police (they've been out in force lately) which would for sure be a less than stellar moment in my life story. Luckily I made it in time, but I'm seriously considering whether I need some kind of special something for the commute. But my brain keeps going "for fucking serious" - Depends? - Clearly at my age, those should only be used for holding the lucky machine at the casino!

kfo22 · August 2014

You guys have me worried about impending discharge increase. It's been getting swampier by the week. And what do we do about it if feminine wipes don't work?!?! My appts are always at 5pm. Ew.

My TMI:

I can poop three times a day, but it's like deer poops. They definitely don't equal to nearly a good enough daily poop. I have been eating dried cranberries, whole grain cereal, and salad......

#pregnancyproblems

LoR2010 · August 2014

Just left my Brazilian appointment apparently there are quite a few ingrown hairs going on down there. Probably from all the excess sweating. Also my nipples itch and are extremely pointy. Is that normal at this point?

Don't get me started on poop... With all the extra iron intake I'm having to do .... I may never poop again.

Melodyhay · August 2014

I just started taking iron supplements today after my glucose test revealed that my iron levels were low. I'm so afraid my daily poops are going to be a thing of the past. So far I've missed out on hemorrhoids and was hoping to continue, but iron supplements apparently = guaranteed constipation. Constipation = hemorrhoids. Prunes and flax seed here I come!

staugustinewedding · August 2014

mander82 said:
My farts stink. Bad. Very Bad. Thats all I got. Good think I keep a can of air freshener spray on my desk at work.

THIS and my poops smell terrible!!!!!! Super ditto on the discharge stank as well.

AbbeyH · August 2014

MrsC430 said:

Already dry heaving in the waiting room after 3 sips of this glucose test nastiness. Here's to chugging the rest & praying I don't puke! [-O<

I had no idea that the drink was that big... I will be bringing a straw!!!

kristyru03 · August 2014

As my stomach is getting bigger it's getting harder to wipe when I pee every 2 minutes. This last week I have found lots of little pieces of toilet paper in my cracks when I shower and they are stuck to hair......a few have really hurt when I removed them.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

kfo22 said:
You guys have me worried about impending discharge increase. It's been getting swampier by the week. And what do we do about it if feminine wipes don't work?!?! My appts are always at 5pm. Ew.

My TMI:
I can poop three times a day, but it's like deer poops. They definitely don't equal to nearly a good enough daily poop. I have been eating dried cranberries, whole grain cereal, and salad......

#pregnancyproblems

Trader Joe's raisin bran cereal, man!! That stuff works wonders! (Two bowls and a stool softener for me and i've lost 2 pounds in poo!)

clumsyatheart · August 2014

bethas said:
Irony = reading this thread while constipated on the toilet.

I HAVE TOTALLY LURKED ON THIS FORUM WHILE ON THE TOILET PUSHING >.>

missnacholover · August 2014

So on the topic of shits. Mine have been explosive. EXPLOSIVE. Every night around 730, my ass explodes. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

missnacholover said:
So on the topic of shits. Mine have been explosive. EXPLOSIVE. Every night around 730, my ass explodes. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

OH MAN. Is it terrible that i'm actually jealous?

NunyaBennis · August 2014

clumsyatheart said:
It took me 8 hours to push one out once and i had a fever for some reason and was crying from the pain. I WILL NEVER TAKE POOPING FOR GRANTED AGAIN.

I thought you were talking about a baby.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

NunyaBennis said:

clumsyatheart said:
It took me 8 hours to push one out once and i had a fever for some reason and was crying from the pain. I WILL NEVER TAKE POOPING FOR GRANTED AGAIN.
I thought you were talking about a baby.

It was really good practice for upcoming labor. My vag/peesh/hoo ha felt horrible after!

kfo22 · August 2014

clumsyatheart said:

kfo22 said:
You guys have me worried about impending discharge increase. It's been getting swampier by the week. And what do we do about it if feminine wipes don't work?!?! My appts are always at 5pm. Ew.

My TMI:
I can poop three times a day, but it's like deer poops. They definitely don't equal to nearly a good enough daily poop. I have been eating dried cranberries, whole grain cereal, and salad......

#pregnancyproblems
Trader Joe's raisin bran cereal, man!! That stuff works wonders! (Two bowls and a stool softener for me and i've lost 2 pounds in poo!)

We don't have a Trader Joe's

I'll have to look for an alternative.... does cardboard have a high fiber content?

clumsyatheart · August 2014

WildFlower810 said:

kfo22 said:

We don't have a Trader Joe's I'll have to look for an alternative.... does cardboard have a high fiber content?

This made me laugh so hard.

)

(Go for one without corn syrup!) HAHA bran tastes like it, so i assume it does.

MuchlyGen · August 2014

Chia seeds help me get things moving along. I make it into something like oatmeal with cinnamon and a little honey and it's gooood.

HappyToBeHere · August 2014

Are any of you on FeraMax?? That's what my dr. prescribed me for my low iron because it doesn't give you the constipation issues that regular iron supplements do. Just a thought!

kstirton · August 2014

I am also in the "not-yet-constipated" category! I poop good, and at least once a day. 3-4 times a day? that's showing off! ) =D>

The funny/not so funny thing is that I actually worry about it! I have a pain on my left side now when I go - probably after completely emptying my bowels yesterday. Totally hoping it helps w/ the weigh in at tomorrow's doctor's appointment though LOL

I won't complain if I'm like this all the way up to delivery although I do totally think I'll be one who can't hold it during delivery :-S

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