Where did the angle of the vagina post go??

meeshybee · August 2014

wildflower75 said:

NLJ82
Regarding Fartscrap.. I remember the drama but I don't remember specifically what she said...
When I looked at her history @iheartscraps this is the first thing that stood out to me...
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/81823892/#Comment_81823892

EDIT:
THIS...
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12342327/gender-reveal-for-us-today-panorama-greatness-anyone-else-get-theirs-this-week/p1

Wow... this was during my flood-forced internet hiatus. At least I didn't miss ALL the crazies.

mommymeg143 · August 2014

carafern said: I love how this thread turned into a memory-lane archive of N14. Its like a flashback sequence for @clumsyatheart

I always wondered where Lemon came from.

-----Quote box fail------
Ask and you shall receive!

Lemon came from our very own @lizzielu82. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/82417532/#Comment_82417532.

Then, thanks to @doubleup8, Lemon gained legs in this thread...https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12375905/which-boy-names-sound-better/p2

and will continue until the day we encourage someone to name their child Lemon.

Some of my most favorite Lemon threads...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12310213/edd-11-28-looking-for-other-moms-due-the-end-of-november/p20

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12377124/identical-twin-girl-names/p1

We found out that @lizzielu82 was having a sweet baby peesh named Le'mona Lu here! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12378850/awk-baby-lemon-is-a/p2

Bandia12 · August 2014

This is great! I wondered how that thread would turn out over night.

@lizzielu82 , @runningmama14 , and @MrsG1019 - You gals are my heroes

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@clumsyatheart - I'd tell you how much (or little?) I've gained, but I want to be friends on the intranets. lol Andplusalso, your profile pic makes me giggle.

Bandia12 · August 2014

Kllopez1221 said:

mommymeg143 said:

Was it fartscrap who never quoted people at first and all of her post were just random comments? We thought she was having conversations with herself?

OMG yes! So annoying. She just didn't get it. It was funny to watch though.

That was my favorite thing about her. /sigh

Sunflowermommy33 · August 2014

All I know is the angle of my vagina is still off. Kidding no one has or will see it for a long time (minus the midwives)..

thanks for the giggles ladies.

sAAmFam · August 2014

My vagina has an angle???? Who the hell looks at it??? How the yell did I miss that info on here. I can barely reach my vagina to wipe cuz my belly is in the way!!!

lizzielu82 · August 2014

mommymeg143 said:

carafern said:

I love how this thread turned into a memory-lane archive of N14. Its like a flashback sequence for @clumsyatheart

I always wondered where Lemon came from.

-----Quote box fail------

Ask and you shall receive!

Lemon came from our very own @lizzielu82. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/82417532/#Comment_82417532.

Then, thanks to @doubleup8, Lemon gained legs in this thread...https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12375905/which-boy-names-sound-better/p2

and will continue until the day we encourage someone to name their child Lemon.

Some of my most favorite Lemon threads...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12310213/edd-11-28-looking-for-other-moms-due-the-end-of-november/p20

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12377124/identical-twin-girl-names/p1

We found out that @lizzielu82 was having a sweet baby peesh named Le'mona Lu here! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12378850/awk-baby-lemon-is-a/p2

I don't know, @mommymeg143, your suggestion of Cakeleigh is still holding strong as my #1 pick over Le'mona Lu at this point…

runningmama14 · August 2014

lizzielu82 said:

mommymeg143 said:

carafern said:

I love how this thread turned into a memory-lane archive of N14. Its like a flashback sequence for @clumsyatheart

I always wondered where Lemon came from.

-----Quote box fail------

Ask and you shall receive!

Lemon came from our very own @lizzielu82. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/82417532/#Comment_82417532.

Then, thanks to @doubleup8, Lemon gained legs in this thread...https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12375905/which-boy-names-sound-better/p2

and will continue until the day we encourage someone to name their child Lemon.

Some of my most favorite Lemon threads...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12310213/edd-11-28-looking-for-other-moms-due-the-end-of-november/p20

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12377124/identical-twin-girl-names/p1

We found out that @lizzielu82 was having a sweet baby peesh named Le'mona Lu here! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12378850/awk-baby-lemon-is-a/p2

I don't know, @mommymeg143, your suggestion of Cakeleigh is still holding strong as my #1 pick over Le'mona Lu at this point…

______________

Clearly a clicky poll so that we can choose for you will be in order.

Edited for quote box failure

minibean16 · August 2014

I once went on a blind date with a guy who told me he wanted to sleep with an Asian woman to see if her vagina was angled differently.

The date ended pretty instantaneously, sweet little me being offended and all, but apparently vagina angles are real things.

whoaitsnikki · August 2014

Introduction to the peach was one of my all time favorites!

Snuffy007 · August 2014

This thread is incredible! Ah, sweet memories. I don't think I have time at the moment to look through all the links--was it ever mentioned that there is a TV character whose name is Lemon? It's from Hart of Dixie. For what should be a cheesy show, I can't help but love it. And the NYC-er who travels to the little southern town has a good laugh at someone being named Lemon

And for the record, for you southern ladies, don't worry I don't actually think that show is an accurate depiction of the south!

runningmama14 · August 2014

minibean16 said:
I once went on a blind date with a guy who told me he wanted to sleep with an Asian woman to see if her vagina was angled differently.

The date ended pretty instantaneously, sweet little me being offended and all, but apparently vagina angles are real things.

Ok so this is probably really inappropriate to ask, but are you Asian? I can't remember if you are a hdbd poster or not. I'm just trying to picture what kind of offended you were when the guy said this...

Feel free to tell me to take a leap. I'm really not trying to figure what your angle is though :-)

Edited for spelling

rox825 · August 2014

Thank you everyone for all of the links, the only one I remembered was the peech/peesh one cause I was a late joiner, I feel like I'm finally all caught up with the board inside jokes now

minibean16 · August 2014

runningmama14 said:

I once went on a blind date with a guy who told me he wanted to sleep with an Asian woman to see if her vagina was angled differently. The date ended pretty instantaneously, sweet little me being offended and all, but apparently vagina angles are real things.
Ok so this is probably really inappropriate to ask, but are you Asian? I can't remember if you are a hdbd poster or not. I'm just trying to picture what kind of offended you were when the guy said this... Feel free to tell me to take a leap. I'm really not trying to figure what your angle is though :-) Edited for spelling

Nope, not Asian, just pasty and pale

Which, to me, made the introduction of the topic all the weirder. Like out of nowhere. I think he may have been asking me, as a woman, if I thought different races had different vaginas. My offense was simply 1) Dude, it's a first date... and 2) how stoopid are you (he thought there was a correlation between eye shape and vagina shape) and 3) there is now no way you will ever see my vagina. Generally offended for all womenkind.

FirstBabyDoyle · August 2014

Man. I've been hellah busy lately, but I sure do miss you lemony harpie peeshy whore-knighty bishes.

DisneyDee1984 · August 2014

Oh the nostalgia--love you N14 whore-knights forever!

kristyru03 · August 2014

I'm saving the links to all these post and when I'm having a bad day or feeling crazy, I'm going to go back and read then so I can laugh and feel normal. Also my husband is an engineer and since I can't even see my vagina any more I asked him about the angle of my vagina and he just gave me a blank look.... Wonder why?

runningmama14 · August 2014

minibean16 said:

runningmama14 said:

minibean16 said:
I once went on a blind date with a guy who told me he wanted to sleep with an Asian woman to see if her vagina was angled differently.

The date ended pretty instantaneously, sweet little me being offended and all, but apparently vagina angles are real things.
Ok so this is probably really inappropriate to ask, but are you Asian? I can't remember if you are a hdbd poster or not. I'm just trying to picture what kind of offended you were when the guy said this...

Feel free to tell me to take a leap. I'm really not trying to figure what your angle is though :-)

Edited for spelling

Nope, not Asian, just pasty and pale

Which, to me, made the introduction of the topic all the weirder. Like out of nowhere. I think he may have been asking me, as a woman, if I thought different races had different vaginas. My offense was simply 1) Dude, it's a first date... and 2) how stoopid are you (he thought there was a correlation between eye shape and vagina shape) and 3) there is now no way you will ever see my vagina. Generally offended for all womenkind.

What a freaky thing to say on a first date. Weirdo.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

runningmama14 said:

minibean16 said:

runningmama14 said:

minibean16 said:
I once went on a blind date with a guy who told me he wanted to sleep with an Asian woman to see if her vagina was angled differently.

The date ended pretty instantaneously, sweet little me being offended and all, but apparently vagina angles are real things.
Ok so this is probably really inappropriate to ask, but are you Asian? I can't remember if you are a hdbd poster or not. I'm just trying to picture what kind of offended you were when the guy said this...

Feel free to tell me to take a leap. I'm really not trying to figure what your angle is though :-)

Edited for spelling

Nope, not Asian, just pasty and pale Which, to me, made the introduction of the topic all the weirder. Like out of nowhere. I think he may have been asking me, as a woman, if I thought different races had different vaginas. My offense was simply 1) Dude, it's a first date... and 2) how stoopid are you (he thought there was a correlation between eye shape and vagina shape) and 3) there is now no way you will ever see my vagina. Generally offended for all womenkind.

What a freaky thing to say on a first date. Weirdo.

Reminds me of some of the crap guys say on okcupid. That was a traumatizing experience o_o

Sarahbeth612 · August 2014

Aw thanks for the memories y'all

Side note, why do the crazies feel the need to give background info after unleashing their crazy? "Oh yeah well I'm working on my doctorate. And I'm married and Catholic. And I have 10 cats. So screw you all."

DoubleUp8 · August 2014

Haha, Thanks @mommymeg143, that was one of my proudest gif moments!

@runningmama14 you are my hero. I had my cup of coffee in hand and clicked on the "come post here and add to the judgement vibe of this message board." All ready for some morning reading and an opportunity for some Monday morning gif'ing and the link was unable to be found. (I don't know if this helps @lisaren but it disappeared between 9-9:45am EST)

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