Weird Sound Effects

clumsyatheart · August 2014

So I live with my mom (obviously, since i talk about her so much), which is awkward enough at times, but this happened just now and didn't fit into any other thread, so had to share:

I was doing squats while holding on to the kitchen counter and I didn't realize I was panting and making weird noises. My mom, who was sitting at her computer in the same room, turns around and asks, "L, are you having sex? What the hell are you doing?" JFRIRN WHAT NO MOM. I just feel like I'm the size of a small elephant and the spawn is squeezing my lungs, but thanks.

Has anyone else made the weird noises when moving about or exercising? Any funny public stories?

NLJ82 · August 2014

Exercising? not exactly sure what that is but if you mean walking, sitting, eating, laying down...yea, I make weird noises constantly. Between the back pain, front pain, side pain, everywhere pain and limited room for my lungs...I'm a noisy mess. Typically compared to a COPD patient : /

missnacholover · August 2014

Yeah. The other morning while tying my shoes, I was grunting. DH shoots up in bed and is like, "OMG, what's wrong?!" I was all, "Just the daily struggle of putting on my sneakers. Haha.

I've definitely been more grunty lately.

And weird sounds have been coming out of my butt.

kimberly_ann81 · August 2014

DH says I sigh a lot more then normal and I feel like I'm grunting more now when getting up off the floor.

uncharted01 · August 2014

Yes! I pretty much go "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the entire time I'm trying to get up from the bed/couch/floor/whatever. And sometimes it takes me a while so that noise just goes on and on.

absolutelymaybe · August 2014

For me, sitting down requires sound effects. Getting up requires sound effects. Rolling over requires sound effects. Pretty much everything requires sound effects.

Even the ultrasound tech commented that I sounded like I was "having a hard time" when getting on the table yesterday.

cindyNmark2010 · August 2014

Groaning, grunting, sighing and loud exhales. Fun times.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

Ugh side and back pain. I have a support brace for it but it literally makes me creak when i walk because of the velcro. i would not recommend if you don't want to make even more noise than usual.

Dana633 · August 2014

OH YES! I make so many noises when sitting, laying, trying to get up, getting in and out the tub, putting on shoes, hell putting on clothes....I can go on! DH thinks it's so funny; me not so much!

I sat on the floor last night to help DS do something with a lego thing he was building and had to get on all fours to be able to get back to my feet...embarrassing! lmao

jmichlik · August 2014

Definitely a lot of groaning like a bunch of you ladies, especially of course when I'm trying to get up. Also probably some huffing and puffing when I go up any stairs, I tend to get winded before even getting to the second floor of my house these days.

Snuffy007 · August 2014

Oh yes. DH told me the other day I sounded like I was climbing Mt Everest, having to grunt and struggle with every movement. Thanks, honey! You know how to make a lady feel classy

pixie523 · August 2014

I'm apparently whimpering in my sleep. Husband says it's very pathetic sounding.

kaimee27 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

Yeah. The other morning while tying my shoes, I was grunting. DH shoots up in bed and is like, "OMG, what's wrong?!" I was all, "Just the daily struggle of putting on my sneakers. Haha.

I've definitely been more grunty lately.

And weird sounds have been coming out of my butt.

AHAHAHA, you just made me LOL! There's definitely been more of that lately around here, my poor DH!

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