TMI Tuesday!!!

missnacholover · August 2014

Let's hear the nasty!

missnacholover · August 2014

One word: discharge.

missnacholover · August 2014

Wolkie said:

Ditto on the discharge. And for some reason my body odor has become well... nasty. no matter how much I wash or what deodorant I use. it stays.. :-&

Yeah, I'm using that clinical strength deodorant and showering twice/day. I feel stanky.

CarrieAnne09 · August 2014

I feel like I'm living with constant panty soup. Why must there be so much discharge??

silverwings72 · August 2014

Yes, discharge and sweat. I am applying deodorant at work twice a day. Also, I'm paranoid that I'm stinky "down there" because of the discharge/sweat combo. So gross!

missnacholover · August 2014

Wolkie said:

missnacholover said:

Wolkie said:

Ditto on the discharge. And for some reason my body odor has become well... nasty. no matter how much I wash or what deodorant I use. it stays.. :-&

Yeah, I'm using that clinical strength deodorant and showering twice/day. I feel stanky.

Will look into the clinical strength deodorant. sounds like an idea. I've been thinking of buying the femme spray for sweat smell more Southward...

Seriously, it's so gross. I'm going to have to start scheduling my OB appts for first thing in the morning once they start doing exams. Don't want to open my legs and have the doc pass out on me.

Jpinky9 · August 2014

I am also going to jump on the bandwagon with all the discharge!!! So. Much. Wetness.

I am also not a fan of the awful crotch sweat and stink! Quite frankly it disgusts even me! I hope that once the weather turns cooler and my nether regions are no longer a sweaty mess, the smell will go away!

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

Speaking of discharge...yesterday morning I went to the bathroom at work and sat down on the toilet, looked down and saw what looked like someone's snot on the floor. I was totally grossed out and baffled as the office is cleaned over the weekend and there's only 4 of us and I was pretty sure I was the first one to use the bathroom.

It was that moment I realized that it wasn't someone else's snot, but I had flung discharge from my underwear to the floor. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that I have increased discharge.

missnacholover · August 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

Speaking of discharge...yesterday morning I went to the bathroom at work and sat down on the toilet, looked down and saw what looked like someone's snot on the floor. I was totally grossed out and baffled as the office is cleaned over the weekend and there's only 4 of us and I was pretty sure I was the first one to use the bathroom. It was that moment I realized that it wasn't someone else's snot, but I had flung discharge from my underwear to the floor. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that I have increased discharge.

Vagina boogers!

highbornhunter · August 2014

ROFLMAO @ vagina boogers!

So - discharge, check.

We went to our first Baby Care Basics class last night. (Anatomically correct dolls!) The classes are in a community room at a local supermarket. The bathrooms were gross. Two of the toilets were backed up and those toilets spray like mad when you flush them. I knew the latter going in because we were also at this location for our birthing classes. I thought about going out and mentioning the backed up/not flushed toilets to one of the employees, but didn't feel like having the gross convo. So I let other people deal with the grossness.

Dana633 · August 2014

I have the sweat and discharge issues as well...bedroom a/c is set on 62 degrees and I still wake up sweating X(

TMI---DH and I got all hot and heavy last night, then when attempting to actually do the do it was ridiculous! We had to try 4 different positions before we found something that actually worked! Needless to say things ended up great, but wow the aggravation to actually get there!

NunyaBennis · August 2014

missnacholover said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

Speaking of discharge...yesterday morning I went to the bathroom at work and sat down on the toilet, looked down and saw what looked like someone's snot on the floor. I was totally grossed out and baffled as the office is cleaned over the weekend and there's only 4 of us and I was pretty sure I was the first one to use the bathroom.

It was that moment I realized that it wasn't someone else's snot, but I had flung discharge from my underwear to the floor. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that I have increased discharge.

Vagina boogers!

I automatically took this to the Simpsons: totally envisioned the cat lady exclaiming VAJOOGERS!

missnacholover · August 2014

Dana633 said:

I have the sweat and discharge issues as well...bedroom a/c is set on 62 degrees and I still wake up sweating X(

TMI---DH and I got all hot and heavy last night, then when attempting to actually do the do it was ridiculous! We had to try 4 different positions before we found something that actually worked! Needless to say things ended up great, but wow the aggravation to actually get there!

Yeah. The sex is becoming challenging.

MrsC430 · August 2014

Already dry heaving in the waiting room after 3 sips of this glucose test nastiness. Here's to chugging the rest & praying I don't puke! [-O<

Jpinky9 · August 2014

@Wolkie‌ this saddens me a great deal!!

The other day DH and I were laying in bed and I told him to put his ear on my tummy to see if he could hear the babies heartbeat (I read this was possible). After a moment of trying he said he had to stop because my crotch stunk! Yup, I am just that sexy!!

KMW08 · August 2014

I started pooping fairly regular again for a while. It's started to slow down again. The past 2-3times I was able to go, I've been soooo proud of my turd! A couple of them have been, I swear, longer than 12inches. I'm so tempted to take pics every time. I do leave them in the toilet for a while, definitely not flushing those monsters until they've had time to soften & break up!

clumsyatheart · August 2014

missnacholover said:
One word: discharge.

accurate. Panty liners are my bff.

ultimate tmi: I SUFFERED THROUGH TWO BOWLS OF BRAN LAST NIGHT AND I AM WAITING FOR THE BATHROOM TO FREE UP SO I CAN CRAP. Holy shitballs i am actually excited.

Also, why don't people just wait until tuesdays and post about vaginal angles and such here? (I typed angels instead of angles and i'm picturing cupids flying out of someone's crotch. Help me.) shit would still be disturbing, but.

kstirton · August 2014

I understand this may make some of you a little jealous but I actually poop like, 3-4x a day. Is this normal?

clumsyatheart · August 2014

kstirton said:
I understand this may make some of you a little jealous but I actually poop like, 3-4x a day. Is this normal?

I long for your life. Seriously never thought i would think about shitting so much or miss it so badly.

KMW08 · August 2014

kstirton said:
I understand this may make some of you a little jealous but I actually poop like, 3-4x a day. Is this normal?

That was me before pregnancy. Then I went to once every couple of days. I was getting back to once a day, but now it's going back to every other. Booo! I'm totally jealous.

lizgrace03 · August 2014

@kstirton, I don't know about normal, but if you feel OK I don't think it's a big deal? I guess ask your dr?

My TMI- I have been needing to make a trip to Ulta forever to replace some of my makeup and I finally made it there yesterday. In the car on the way, I snissed. When I got out of the car, I checked my rear reflection in the car window and there was a large urine stain on the back of my dress. I went into Ulta anyway and did my shopping. So this is what it's come to.

kstirton · August 2014

I've always kind been this regular w/ occasional constipation - I was sure I'd have the opposite when pregnant. Eat more dairy ladies! I really think that's prob what softens everything up. as long as baby is getting what she needs I'm not worried. It's funny how I'm a little weird about bringing this up to the doctor when he'll be seeing me on the delivery table!!

clumsyatheart · August 2014

It took me 8 hours to push one out once and i had a fever for some reason and was crying from the pain. I WILL NEVER TAKE POOPING FOR GRANTED AGAIN.

NLJ82 · August 2014

Guise, my vag hole angle is weird

TMI?

dbgwife · August 2014

Ohh pooping!!! I've never had to use to many enemas in my life!!! Yeah, it's come to that. I keep a pack on hand at home always! I don't think I've ever prayed so hard, begged or negotiated with God so frequently in my life!

Oh, and if anyone is tempted to use the feminine wipes, stay away!!! I thought to keep things "fresh" down there it would be a great idea. I was wrong, SO wrong. I angered my lady bits in a horrible way!!

dh2613 · August 2014

TMI - I just got really happy feeling like I can actually go poop, but then a reminder pops up on my outlook telling me I have a conference call in 5 minutes.. That will not be enough time, I am so sad I hope it does not go away in the next 30 minutes. I'll also need to make sure not to cough or sneeze during this call, that could be a whole other level of TMI.

brichar31 · August 2014

The glucose drink yesterday really upset my stomach but the good news is I had to rush home immediately after they took my blood to have an amazing poop! My belly still felt terrible for hours but it was worth it!

belmont1785 · August 2014

Ditto to the discharge/sweat and vagina boogers....

The sweaty nether regions have caused me to have cysts/giant zits down there occasionally (which I have had before this but much more now that I sweat so much). I enjoy popping them a little too much.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

I have pooped six times this morning so far! Trader Joe's bran, i might marry you.

krgriffin26 · August 2014

Swamp crotch :-& I gross myself out these days. I only make Dr appts in the morning now on the off chance they will include a surprise exam.

However, I did have the best poo today. I miss my pre-pregnancy digestive tract. From now until the end of time I will feel honored every time I get to go.

sweetbabyrahe · August 2014

I am glad I am not the only discharge factory. The last two days have been downright disgusting, but why does it disappear during sex requiring massive amounts of lube?

hellosweety18 · August 2014

I am so gassy right now and I let one rip today and my son looked at me and roared

I am not the lady I used to be. And apparently I sound like a monster!

minibean16 · August 2014

We could become rich if we put together a real 'What to expect' book. No sugar coating - just facts. Because nothing prepared me for this much discharge. Real information like "you will shorten your stride for fear that if you open your legs too wide, summer flowers and small children will wither."

smboswell1 · August 2014

I was taking a bath last night and noticed something floating in the water.... Discharge

MrsDL · August 2014

dbgwife said:

Oh, and if anyone is tempted to use the feminine wipes, stay away!!! I thought to keep things "fresh" down there it would be a great idea. I was wrong, SO wrong. I angered my lady bits in a horrible way!!

Also be careful of scented panty liners - whatever the hell the scent normally is mixes horribly with swamp crotch, creating something much worse - like the stentch of seaweed filled ocean breezes, dying fields of dandilions and some sort of corpse all mixed together. I'll take my chances with swamp crotch (love that term).

As for sex and positions, position shapes are awesome. We have a wedge and incline combo from liberator.com - makes sex so much more comfortable in pregnancy and after. They can be pricey, but it is even more fantastic when you're back to normal so you'll be able to use it. I have friends with back injuries who swear by them. Also great if there is a large height difference between you and DH/SO. Maybe throw it on the shower registery? Just kidding.

mander82 · August 2014

My farts stink. Bad. Very Bad. Thats all I got. Good think I keep a can of air freshener spray on my desk at work.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

mander82 said:
My farts stink. Bad. Very Bad. Thats all I got. Good think I keep a can of air freshener spray on my desk at work.

I literally just farted and almost puked. Why god?

clumsyatheart · August 2014

NunyaBennis said:

missnacholover said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

Speaking of discharge...yesterday morning I went to the bathroom at work and sat down on the toilet, looked down and saw what looked like someone's snot on the floor. I was totally grossed out and baffled as the office is cleaned over the weekend and there's only 4 of us and I was pretty sure I was the first one to use the bathroom.

It was that moment I realized that it wasn't someone else's snot, but I had flung discharge from my underwear to the floor. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that I have increased discharge.

Vagina boogers!

I automatically took this to the Simpsons: totally envisioned the cat lady exclaiming VAJOOGERS!

Just wanted to add:

freetobekristin · August 2014

I farted in a grocery store aisle last night and this unsuspecting lady walked through it a few seconds later. It smelled like a rotten version of the black bean and bell pepper nachos I had devoured for dinner. It made me gag so I have NO idea how she seemed unfazed. I was mortified.

clumsyatheart · August 2014

My mom and i (obvs my mom is my bff) went to the pittsburgh zoo after a road trip. We were entering the aquarium and i thought i could get away with a small fart -- IT WAS LOUD. Omg the shame.

kstirton · August 2014

I am a part of the barely any discharge club. and the no sex club. haha.

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