How many of you are planning on....

Re: How many of you are planning on....

• rebennett06 member

  August 2014

  https://www.mamamia.com.au/relationships/sex-after-birth-how-long/
  
  And this one that invluded rewarding DH with a blow job. Hah.

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• Everyusernameistaken member

  August 2014

  At our hospital tour the nurse said they've caught people doing it in the maternity ward within hours of birth. Noooo....

  
  

   

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• lbonga1 member

  August 2014

  What the actual f*ck. My vag hurts just thinking about that.

   

  
  

  

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• trebekastan member

  August 2014

  Everyusernameistaken said:

  At our hospital tour the nurse said they've caught people doing it in the maternity ward within hours of birth. Noooo....

  Whyyyyyy?

  
  

  

  

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• rebennett06 member

  August 2014

  trebekastan said:

  Everyusernameistaken said:

  At our hospital tour the nurse said they've caught people doing it in the maternity ward within hours of birth. Noooo....

  Whyyyyyy?

  Cuz you know-you feel all sexy. ..Plus I'm not wearing one of those hospital gowns I'm gonna be in sexy lingerie so DH will be all horny after seeing my vag stretch. Plus-what else is there to do?

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• kateronium member

  August 2014

  Omg really? No one thinks it will be fun to get jiggy with it while screaming in pain during cobtractions ? Sarcasm

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• jg1011 member

  August 2014

  I couldn't get DH to touch me for last 9 month! I think delivery room would be out of question!!! Lol! As for after.....I have no words!

  

   

  

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• portentosa member

  August 2014

  
  
  
  
  Also.... from my DH: "Who the fuck is in the mood for a BJ right after having a kid? Even the guy?! Can you maybe focus on the kid for a minute?" I knew I married him for a reason.
  

  

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• CUBBIESMAMA3 member

  August 2014

  I'm speechless...

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• amom2four member

  August 2014

  I am starting to have a little anxiety opening these threads. @-)

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• MrsLaLaBug member

  August 2014

  rebennett06 said:

  Having sex in the delivery room? Apparently its a thing. I have no words.
  https://m.today.com/parents/labor-delivery-sex-say-it-isnt-so-1B7927426

  @-) @-) @-)
  DAFUQ??

                                                                                    
  

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• GeminiJordan member

  August 2014

  Some people we know (I wouldn't refer to them as friends) openly admit that they had sex the night they delivered their baby in the hospital bed!! Seriously how could anyone be in the mood!?

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• Irisheyes1247 member

  August 2014

  I honestly cannot think of anything I would like to do less than this. 

  

  My Big Fat Messy Life

          

  
  

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• Fishyhatch member

  August 2014

  Oh my.... I'm speechless! 

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• Bonnesetter27 member

  August 2014

  And I bristled at Ina Mae's idea of passionate kissing to distract me from labor pains. Do not touch me DH!
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• ConversationFear member

  August 2014

  Who are these effing people? Wouldn't you LOVE to know their storeis? Seriously...

   

   

   

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• camichael84 member

  August 2014

  I can't say I haven't heard of this before, but still this is my immediate reaction to even the idea.
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• biokitty42 member

  August 2014

  Uhhhh, no.  We tried at 6 weeks postpartum, and it was too uncomfortable then.  I can't imagine doing it right after the baby is born.

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• trebekastan member

  August 2014

  Guise...that's what the epidural is for! Plus, what an awesome opportunity to try pain free butt sex. I'm in!!!

  
  

  

  

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• portentosa member

  August 2014

  trebekastan said:

  Guise...that's what the epidural is for! Plus, what an awesome opportunity to try pain free butt sex. I'm in!!!

  I gave you a love tit, but I was saying "ewwwwwww" as I did it.
  

  

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• rebennett06 member

  August 2014

  trebekastan said:

  Guise...that's what the epidural is for! Plus, what an awesome opportunity to try pain free butt sex. I'm in!!!

  I just wanted to let you know a love tit wasn't enough to effectively communicate how much I love this response. 

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• formerwigirl member

  August 2014

  Wow! Just wow! I am a FTM and can't imagine sex for weeks after birth, let alone hours.
  

  Me 29 DH 30 Unexplained IF TTC since wedding May 2012. IUI #1 11/5/13-BFN.  IUI #2 12/5/13-BFN. IUI #3-12/30/14. All three with Femara CD 3-7 and Ovidrel trigger. +HPT 1/13/14 First +ever!!! Beta #1 195 Beta #2 1/15-533. Ultrasound on 2/4 showed one bean. EDD 9/22/14. Team Green turned Team Blue-Baby Conner arrived on 9/19/14.
  

  
  
  
  

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