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• nikel13 member

  August 2014

  Yeah. Go ahead!

    
  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  August 2014

  nykkolaughs said:

  And @nykkolaughs‌ that is my primary fear of having a daughter.

  Blueberry poop and vaginas are not for the faint of heart. It gets real.

  I'm dead.

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• cynthia2007 member

  August 2014

  You whisper to each other after LO has gone to bed and keep TV super low just to make sure you don't wake her

  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  Bleachy14 said:

  You wind up finding toys in the washing machine when you go to transfer clothes to the dryer, and realize that LO had put toys in the dirty laundry hamper...

  Ugh this happened to me last night!! I even had my sister go through and make sure all the toys were out of the dirty clothes hamper because I knew he put toys in there and I still washed 2 megabloks!!! Lol

   

  
  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  When you're ready for bed at 9pm. I miss staying up late

   

  
  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  When your to do list is centered around your baby.

   

  
  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  When you go to target and HAVE to walk through the baby/toddler section to see if they have anything new lol

   

  
  

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• momofcatan member

  August 2014

  ColieAnn31 said:

  When you go to target and HAVE to walk through the baby/toddler section to see if they have anything new lol

  
  Yes!

  
  

  
  

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• numbersgirl08 member

  August 2014

  When you feel unprepared if you go to a restaurant without a big bag of Cheerios, even if LO isn't with you!

  
  

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• momofcatan member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  You get excited when looking through the new ikea catalogue and you get to the children's section.

  
  

  
  

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• Cricket81 member

  August 2014

  You realize part of the reason you can't lose weight is that LO keeps feeding you the food he doesn't want. Who can say no to an adorable 1 year old who wants to share??

  

  

  
  

  
  

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• cynthia2007 member

  August 2014

  momofcatan said:

  You get excited when looking through the new ikea catalogue and you get to the children's section.

  I just got their catalog in the mail and saw their cute table and chairs that ive been thinking about getting for her playroom!
  

  

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• needanustart member

  August 2014

  subliminalrabbit said:

  You watch Neighbors and it doesn't seem funny because it hits too close to home.

  OMG this is exactly why I am afraid to watch it! I get my stress lockjaw just from the previews!

  

   

  

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• needanustart member

  August 2014

  You get overly annoyed at TV shows that show two parents out doing something at their leisure (shopping, working out, BOTH just grabbing a drink after work) and not explaining who is taking care of their kids. The League does this all the time. It just seems unrealistic and I get totally irrationally jealous. "Let's go grab a drink, I'm sure someone will just pick up the kids from daycare today."

  

   

  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  34blondie said:

  When you think staying up until 9 IS staying up late! @ColieAnn31‌

  True. I took a little nap earlier this evening and hoping to make it to 10 tonight lol

   

  
  

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• numbersgirl08 member

  August 2014

  When you can simultaneously be so elated to be free and miss someone so much at the same time.

  
  

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• CoffeeBeanFiend91 member

  August 2014

  When a fun way to spend an hour before bed is to search parenting articles, toddler recipes, and big girl bedroom ideas on Pinterest.

  

  

  

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• WasNotWas member

  August 2014

  When pooping without interruption makes your Christmas/Birthday/special occasion wish list.

  

                                                                #Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime

   

                                                                     Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13

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• bel194 member

  August 2014

  When you are able to make a mixtape with all of the songs you've made up in the last year.

  BFP #1: due 6/17/2013, DD born 6/25/13
  BFP #2: due 6/30/2017, MMC found 12/7/2016
  BFP #3: due 10/21/2018 

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• ColieAnn31 member

  August 2014

  When all you want to do is take a nap. Alone!

   

  
  

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