Sleeping through the night.

Akeen444 · August 2014

For those of you with babies who are sleeping through the night. What time do you put them to bed and what time do they wake up?

My son is 10 weeks and we have had him on a pretty good routine since he was born of getting a bath around 7-8, bottle and bed. He sleeps from 8pm-5am, takes a bottle and then is back to sleep until around 8am.

ElTrain5 · August 2014

Yay.

Is this going to be like the new "how much weight have you gained so far" thing? How much weight have you ladies gained? I've only gained 5 lbs and feel so bloated! Here's a picture of me in a bikini. How about the rest of you?????

:):):):):):):):)

flerlgirl · August 2014

My baby is 11 weeks and STTN and feeds herself and brings me Thin Mints. For those of you whose baby also does this, what kind of things do you have them bring you?

rainbowdashh · August 2014

Mine sleeps through the night, brings me sandwiches, and is potty trained.

MrsAy · August 2014

Zzzzzzzzzz

izzetoot · August 2014

Mine wakes up and puts coffee on for me. Im starting to train him to make breakfast too.

JNerd · August 2014

Mine coordinates her shoes with her outfits and dresses herself.
She does Starbucks runs too, but sometimes orders a tall instead of a grande. We're working on it.

nunzchucks · August 2014

JNerd said:
Mine coordinates her shoes with her outfits and dresses herself.
She does Starbucks runs too, but sometimes orders a tall instead of a grande. We're working on it.

You need to teach her to act right. That's just ridiculous. No one can get by on just a tall.

JNerd · August 2014

I know, right? Thankfully she has mastered getting the extra shot of espresso in there

shellbell813 · August 2014

I'm very happy with the direction this thread has gone. Nicely done ladies.

LaurelJoy91 · August 2014

LO unexpectedly STTN last night. My boobs did not appreciate it when they woke up 8 hours later.

roadspeckle · August 2014

Mine rubs my feet and my back with lotion.

tbmadeamistake · August 2014

Mine sleeps through the night, but he always starts his morning chores with the vacuuming which wakes me up. We still need to work on prioritizing.

Mindyvl · August 2014

Y'all's baby's got nothing on my baby. He's already been accepted to college.

k2k2tog · August 2014

We start our night time routine around 5pm. A bottle, followed by steak cooked to the perfect medium rare, then a bath in a deliciously expensive bubble bath. After she's been changed into her cashmere pjs, we read five pages of War and Peace and play three rounds of cribbage. She goes to sleep around 9:30 and would never dream of waking mom and dad until at least 7 am, when she brings me orange juice and a sunny side up egg on a tray with a daisy in a vase.

(In reality, I'm throwing myself a bit of a pity party. OP, did you really have to brag about how awesome your baby is sleeping on the day after my LO woke up every hour on the hour all night? What was the point of this post?)

k2k2tog · August 2014

@BrightEyes112 Shoot, I forgot to write that in pink... No, sorry. I can't lay claim to the brilliance of skyangel.

Read247 · August 2014

First we do some baby gymnastics to relax.

Then we share a glass of wine.

By then baby is calm and ready to be put down.

If daddy wakes him up sometimes we go for a drive to calm him down.

rainbowdashh · August 2014

Baby girl just informed me she bought a house and is moving out. Man, this parenting thing is easy.

ElTrain5 · August 2014

My kid is Batman.

Fin.

diagonalley · August 2014

Babies sleep?

steprozz · August 2014

ever since we started enjoying chocolate cake and after dinner cordials he goes down for the count pretty well.

I don't want to say it's the whiskey, but it's probably the whiskey.

katekat8721 · August 2014

You guys are just mean!!!1!

elsa1688 · August 2014

BrightEyes112 said:
Oh yeah? Well my kid is winning an Emmy, golden globe, juno, academy, and Nobel prize tomorrow.

Juno awards?

You must be Canadian.

Read247 · August 2014

BrightEyes112 said:
Whaaaat the Fuck read.

jenlynne0624 · August 2014

BrightEyes112 said:

elsa1688 said:

BrightEyes112 said:
Oh yeah? Well my kid is winning an Emmy, golden globe, juno, academy, and Nobel prize tomorrow.
Juno awards?

You must be Canadian.

"Let's go to the mall...today!"
I love me some robin sparkles.