Somebody should open up a daycare that is called The Pen. The kids would be required to wear bright orange jump suits and thier common area would be called "the yard." The slogan would be "If your child's immature bring him to us because everybody knows you grow up fast in the Pen." Just a thought.
Re: Comical idea
LOL...I think its great! I like the irreverent ideas though.
I had the thought of inventing an adjustable tranquilizer gun for use on kids (or rowdy adults I suppose). When the kids go "crazy" and you just can't talk them down, set the tranquilizer to "nap" and pop...they're down. If you're in a grocery store and your children are fitting about the latest chip, change it to "calm" and pop-pop....little sleeping angels. No more fights at bed time, set to "sleep" and pop....right to bed for 6-8 hours.
Of course this wouldn't make it on Shark Tank, but I thought it was humorous.