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Comical idea

Somebody should open up a daycare that is called The Pen. The kids would be required to wear bright orange jump suits and thier common area would be called "the yard." The slogan would be "If your child's immature bring him to us because everybody knows you grow up fast in the Pen." Just a thought.

Re: Comical idea

  • It's a funny idea. There would have to be studies done to see if this type of environment would lead to a higher chance of leading a life of crime. Once in the system, it's hard to get out.
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  • I think it would be funny, but somehow I don't think you'd get a great deal of parents interested in sending their kids to a prison themed daycare.
  • LOL...I think its great!  I like the irreverent ideas though. 

    I had the thought of inventing an adjustable tranquilizer gun for use on kids (or rowdy adults I suppose).  When the kids go "crazy" and you just can't talk them down, set the tranquilizer to "nap" and pop...they're down.  If you're in a grocery store and your children are fitting about the latest chip, change it to "calm" and pop-pop....little sleeping angels.  No more fights at bed time, set to "sleep" and pop....right to bed for 6-8 hours. 

    Of course this wouldn't make it on Shark Tank, but I thought it was humorous.

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