I'm bored, let's talk pregnancy brain again.

leoandethansmom · August 2014

I love the pregnancy brain stories. My most recent happened today when I was freaking out at the gas station because I couldn't find my debit card and I had already handed it to the cashier. Tell me yours, ready go!

PacoCat33 · August 2014

I was watching my nephews today and we were in the pool. My sister got home and told me that my car was running. I never shut the car off when we got home 30-40 minutes before.

taylojade57 · August 2014

I had a really good one for when this thread came back! But I can't remember it...

mrsmikedexter · August 2014

I found some steamed broccoli in the microwave. I have no memory of putting it there.

I seriously considered a cute cat scratcher at the thrift store. Then I remembered I don't have a cat.

megbmeg · August 2014

I put a bunch of stuff in someone else's cart at trader joe's.

I agreed to a shower date and only realized a week later - I'm already going to a wedding that day .

BayCamp · August 2014

I left my front door unlocked last night. This is seriously not something that is ok in our house. We live in an apartment complex and are both sticklers for locking up.

jaydougie16 · August 2014

Love

allfalldown14 · August 2014

The nurse doing my a/s yesterday asked me if I had 2 or 3 pregnancies previous to this one and I totally spaced out and had to think it through. My SO looked at me and said "You have two children, honey.......do you want me to answer your medical history for you?".

ColeyCannoli · August 2014

My MIL called yesterday to tell me that they were able to book a place for my shower on my birthday. When I went to save the date on my calendar, I got upset. She had scheduled it for 2pm on a Thursday! No one at my school could make something in the middle of the week. Why would she do that? I told my DH that he needed to call his mom for me and convince her reschedule (cause I was getting all dramatic). He looks over at my calendar and reminds me that I was, in fact, born in October. Not September.

It's on a Saturday.

haloform · August 2014

I called the laundry hamper the "laundry hamster" today

aggiejenn37 · August 2014

I consistently call my prenatal vitamins "birth control pills". I have no idea why. I haven't been on BC for over 3 years. When I think of it and mention in public, "oh I need to take my birth control pill!", to DH, people look shocked and appalled.

Serunatu · August 2014

mrsmikedexter said:

I found some steamed broccoli in the microwave. I have no memory of putting it there. I seriously considered a cute cat scratcher at the thrift store. Then I remembered I don't have a cat.

oh my gosh, I love this! laughing out loud right now, thank you.

Serunatu · August 2014

I am pretty sure a customer asked if we have bud light lime, I said "Well we have bud light lime, but not bud light lime 'light' ...wait, what?" She just stared at me and I walked away to get her bud light lime. I still have no idea what really happened. I think I blacked out.

Decemberbaby2014 · August 2014

I lost my car in the parking lot at work today. Totally forgot where I parked... Had to wonder around looking for it for a little while

animalisticneeds · August 2014

Well, let's see. I've already tried to get into the wrong car in parking lots TWICE even after hitting the unlock button several times and wondering why my tail lights weren't flashing. Chalked it up to the buttons not working, never mind the fact that they were totally different kinds of cars AND colors!! Then today I sent my husband out in a monsoon to pick up a prescription I had filled ten days ago. Upon arrival they told him I picked it up the day after it was filled. I insisted I did not and after a lot of arguing he came home empty-handed only to find the script in our medicine cabinet....oops!

perfectlove09 · August 2014

aggiejenn37 said:
I consistently call my prenatal vitamins "birth control pills". I have no idea why. I haven't been on BC for over 3 years. When I think of it and mention in public, "oh I need to take my birth control pill!", to DH, people look shocked and appalled.

Oh thus made me just laugh out loud!

JRod13 · August 2014

I went to pay my rent on Monday, forgot to bring any form of payment. Drove back to my house, drove back to pay rent, and again, had forgotten to bring my debit card or cash....needless to say I just paid that shit on Tuesday and luckily my landlord thought it was funny.

starfruit14 · August 2014

Come back from a restaurant and freak out that I might have left my phone there. I ran around the house like a mad woman looking for my phone. Husband looks at me like I'm crazy when I call the restaurant from my phone.